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PrintableLaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: On a lighter note...ever talked with your dick's mouth?
 Not to my knowledge, but I have beaten it up a few million times. I'm serious...lay down one day on your side, naked, facing a mirror and have a conversation, you just might enjoy it. I don't get that bored! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: On a lighter note...ever talked with your dick's mouth?
Not to my knowledge, but I have beaten it up a few million times. I'm serious...lay down one day on your side, naked, facing a mirror and have a conversation, you just might enjoy it.
Just place your pointer and thumb gently on either side of the opening and rap!
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bkw said: Have you been thinking about this for a long time?
No! But I have done it a few times! I am not equipt with such luxuries as a penis, so I actually used someone elses!
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LaVisHh said: On a lighter note...ever talked with your dick's mouth?
no, but i've had someone else do it once... it kinda freaked me out at first... kinda like, what the hell are you doing... she just looked at me like it was obvious (which, in retrospect, it actually was) and said, "i'm making your dick talk... it's fun... do you ever do that... i wish i had one"... i didn't understand what was so fun about it, but i did let her know that since she was down there  ...
but i'm sticking with IceNine on this one... if i'm bored and doing something with my dick, using it's mouth to talk is not it...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: On a lighter note...ever talked with your dick's mouth?
no, but i've had someone else do it once... it kinda freaked me out at first... kinda like, what the hell are you doing... she just looked at me like it was obvious (which, in retrospect, it actually was) and said, "i'm making your dick talk... it's fun... do you ever do that... i wish i had one"... i didn't understand what was so fun about it, but i did let her know that since she was down there ...
but i'm sticking with IceNine on this one... if i'm bored and doing something with my dick, using it's mouth to talk is not it... 
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LaVisHh said:
Try it once, I dare ya! In the shower, make it sing!  ... i'll think about it...
if doesn't do anything for me, i can always just make it spit... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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