She heard that the drinks were on the house.

I dont get it....

Why did the blonde stick a fire hose between her legs?













She heard there was a fire down below.

why did the blonde go the basketball game?

cuz she wanted to marry a nba player.

Fury said:

stop! Plus that's the NFL
[Edited 10/30/09 13:45pm]

DesireeNevermind said:

yeah them too

Why did the Blonde stick a peice of wheat bread in her shoe?











Cuz she wanted a toe jam sandwhich.

How can you tell a blond on the beach?
She's wearing her g-string back to front.

Bohemian67 said:

I was in McDonalds today and a blonde girl with huge breasts served me.

Over her right breast she had a badge that said "Gemma".

I said "That's a cute name... What did you call the other one?"

How does a blonde make up her mind?

She puts lipstick on her forehead.

Bohemian67 said:

D.A.M.N.

Dayclear said:

I would tend to think yes they are

why didn't the blond not get the joke?

She doesn't know she kept checking her email but it never showed up.

Okay, this is pretty raunchy but funny.

A blonde was driving down the street one night and accidentally swerved into another lane of traffic before coming back into her lane. Then she heard a police siren and saw flashing lights, and the police car announced for her to pull over.

The police officer then came over to her window and asked her why she swerved into the other lane of traffic. She said, "I just looked away for a second, and before I knew it, I had accidentally crossed into the other lane."

"I need you to step out of the car," the police officer said.

The blonde gets out of the car, and the police officer tells her, "Please walk down the center line." The blonde does this, and the police officer tells her to walk back along the center line. She does this and asks, "Am I doing okay?"

The police officer says, "So far so good. But I need one more thing from you."

The police officer then unzips his pants zipper and pulls out his penis, and the blonde says, "Oh no! Not the breathalyzer!"

Dayclear said:

No...they are dumb died blonde jokes.

728huey said:

I mean

Why did the nursing blonde eat a Hershey bar before feeding her baby?







She thought she could make chocolate milk.

comegetwild said:

Dayclear said:

i was born blonde...and i think these are funny

728huey said:

i cant read that one out loud...rugrat is in the room

DesireeNevermind said:

How do you drown a blonde?













Put a scratch & sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?










Shine a flashlight in her ear.




Blonde edit
[Edited 10/31/09 22:52pm]

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

what's green and it's on a fence?








paint

what's brown and coming down hill in the snow?








a skiwi