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Worst Text Message Screw-up What is the most blatant screw up you have ever seen on a Text. These seem to happen less now that more people have key pads rather than 3 or 4 letters on one number, but they still occur.
The worst I saw was when someone once tried to type "awesome," but they ended up typing "byrone" I abdicated the throne in Ithaca, but now I am...
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I recently sent me husband a text which was meant to say 'I'm gonna make you come home', but I actually sent 'I'm gonna make you come good' | |
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florescent said: I recently sent me husband a text which was meant to say 'I'm gonna make you come home', but I actually sent 'I'm gonna make you come good'
he came home didnt he? | |
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DanceWme said: florescent said: I recently sent me husband a text which was meant to say 'I'm gonna make you come home', but I actually sent 'I'm gonna make you come good'
he came home didnt he? He would have done if I never sent him the 2nd text saying 'Oops - didn't meant that'. Poor guy! | |
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Be careful when 2 people are texting you at the same time . Make sure you are replying to the right one. Especially if you are talk smack about the other one .
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newpower99 said: Be careful when 2 people are texting you at the same time . Make sure you are replying to the right one. Especially if you are talk smack about the other one .
guuuurrrl! I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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newpower99 said: Be careful when 2 people are texting you at the same time . Make sure you are replying to the right one. Especially if you are talk smack about the other one .
Funny thing is I've walked in on people who had their backs turned to me talking smack about me thinking I was somebody else.... like at least 10 times in my life. And I had someone accidently send me an email talking smack about me too. Because of this I rarely talk smack about somebody else, unless I don't give a rat's ass if they find out. ..... cause news always goes back to that person anyways... Never trust a motherfucker that says, "So-and-so said this about you." cause you know that fool was in on the conversation too. | |
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a booty call text to the completely wrong person. i wanted to kill myself that day. | |
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PricelessHo said: a booty call text to the completely wrong person. i wanted to kill myself that day.
I like to send somebody a really nice compliment, followed immediately by a "Hey, please disregard that last message. It was meant for somebody else." | |
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florescent said: DanceWme said: he came home didnt he? He would have done if I never sent him the 2nd text saying 'Oops - didn't meant that'. Poor guy! tease... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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newpower99 said: Be careful when 2 people are texting you at the same time . Make sure you are replying to the right one. Especially if you are talk smack about the other one .
i made that mistake with hilarious (and on one occasion sexy) results back in my IM days. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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Imago said: I like to send somebody a really nice compliment, followed immediately by a "Hey, please disregard that last message. It was meant for somebody else."
i'd totally consider doing that to someone i know. only in their case i'd so mean it | |
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there was also a fad (again with IMs) where you would send a message suggesting something naughty to someone you hardly knew just to see how they would react. Some said it worked. I never got it to work, but I did get an "I would if i could" *she lived too far to drive* "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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florescent said: I recently sent me husband a text which was meant to say 'I'm gonna make you come home', but I actually sent 'I'm gonna make you come good'
you spelt "come" incorrectly.. | |
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Imago said: PricelessHo said: a booty call text to the completely wrong person. i wanted to kill myself that day.
I like to send somebody a really nice compliment, followed immediately by a "Hey, please disregard that last message. It was meant for somebody else." | |
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I know a girl who bitched and gossiped really badly about an other girl,really nasty stuff, and she accidentally sent all her gossip and bitching messages right to the girl she was talking about because she still had her number in her cell phone and they used to be friends before.
It was pretty embarrassing for her because she came across like a little coward, smiling into your face but backstabbing you. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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DanceWme said: florescent said: I recently sent me husband a text which was meant to say 'I'm gonna make you come home', but I actually sent 'I'm gonna make you come good'
he came home didnt he? Didn't you send a cool text message to a family member instead of your boyfriend once? I think i remember you talking about that once. It was funny! I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: DanceWme said: he came home didnt he? Didn't you send a cool text message to a family member instead of your boyfriend once? I think i remember you talking about that once. It was funny! Who, me? I'm always doing things like that! | |
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Imago said: newpower99 said: Be careful when 2 people are texting you at the same time . Make sure you are replying to the right one. Especially if you are talk smack about the other one .
Funny thing is I've walked in on people who had their backs turned to me talking smack about me thinking I was somebody else.... like at least 10 times in my life. And I had someone accidentally send me an email talking smack about me too. Because of this I rarely talk smack about somebody else, unless I don't give a rat's ass if they find out. ..... cause news always goes back to that person anyways... Never trust a motherfucker that says, "So-and-so said this about you." cause you know that fool was in on the conversation too. It was more like a group of us were trying to make plans for the evening . And I sent something like "Tom cant make up his damn mind what he wants to do . He is getting really annoying " hit SEND . then suddenly realized i sent that to Tom I played it off like a joke. They really need a feature where you can unsend unopened texts like you can on some email systems [Edited 12/15/09 12:03pm] | |
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A friend of mine's cousin accidentally sent my friend a picture of her coochie that was meant for her boyfriend | |
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i was congratulating someone on a new baby girl
instead of she, id said pie id just texted the hubby to say we were having pie for dinner seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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A friend was on his way over, and texted me to let me know. He asked me a question, but I had a text message in the outbox that I never sent. It said: "You lonely?"
He typed, "What is THAT supposed to mean?!" but I didn't know what he was talking about at first. When he asked me what kind of answer was that to his question, I had to explain...('visitation' request not sent ) "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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heybaby said: A friend of mine's cousin accidentally sent my friend a picture of her coochie that was meant for her boyfriend
amazing. | |
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Try ninja texting without looking and using the T9 bullshit which guesses the words.....
I meant to send 'i wanna lick your pussy'..... It got there as 'i wanna kick your puppy'..... | |
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NightwalkerDNB said: Try ninja texting without looking and using the T9 bullshit which guesses the words.....
I meant to send 'i wanna lick your pussy'..... It got there as 'i wanna kick your puppy'..... I once wanted to lick a wet puppy. RIP | |
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TheEnglishGent said: NightwalkerDNB said: Try ninja texting without looking and using the T9 bullshit which guesses the words.....
I meant to send 'i wanna lick your pussy'..... It got there as 'i wanna kick your puppy'..... I once wanted to lick a wet puppy. | |
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One week into a new job I received this message from the supervisor - Nice legs but what about your tits and ass.
So I replied - thanks for the message but my husband wants to know what you mean by that. Not even 10 seconds later the poor thing rings me and apologizes saying the message was meant for his girl friend and he was freaking out about what hubby intended to do. He was so distressed that I had to tell him it was a joke and that no one saw his message and that I knew it wasn’t meant for me. I’ve been working there now for over 18 months and we still laugh at that SMS. | |
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chocolatehandles said: One week into a new job I received this message from the supervisor - Nice legs but what about your tits and ass.
So I replied - thanks for the message but my husband wants to know what you mean by that. Not even 10 seconds later the poor thing rings me and apologizes saying the message was meant for his girl friend and he was freaking out about what hubby intended to do. He was so distressed that I had to tell him it was a joke and that no one saw his message and that I knew it wasn’t meant for me. I’ve been working there now for over 18 months and we still laugh at that SMS. funnny | |
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heybaby said: A friend of mine's cousin accidentally sent my friend a picture of her coochie that was meant for her boyfriend
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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PricelessHo said: a booty call text to the completely wrong person. i wanted to kill myself that day.
did you send it to your mom? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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