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Printable2the9s said: LaVisHh said: Who is that in your avatar?
That's a horribe thread title! 
That is Kramer from Seinfeld.  Then how aboout a thread about nothing.  | |
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Lleena said: Title: I have undergone a sex change operation and would now like to be known as 2theToots! Thanks Orgers!
That's the one!!
5 stars! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Title: I keep burping nonstop. Help me. | |
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Title: Five Orgers you would like to give a "Dirty Sanchez" | |
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SuperHyperMegaUltraMan said: [color=green:adf82eaa6c:468bf7cef3]Title: Five Orgers you would like to give a "Dirty Sanchez"
Better not start that. Someone will get their panties in a wad.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: SuperHyperMegaUltraMan said: [color=green:adf82eaa6c:468bf7cef3:897f755c37]Title: Five Orgers you would like to give a "Dirty Sanchez"
Better not start that. Someone will get their panties in a wad. Yeah, you.
Remember when I taught you the ways of the Dirty Sanchez? (not literally of course, but descriptively). When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: SuperHyperMegaUltraMan said: [color=green:adf82eaa6c:468bf7cef3:96aa6fa15e]Title: Five Orgers you would like to give a "Dirty Sanchez"
Better not start that. Someone will get their panties in a wad. (scratching head) How does that work then? Are they wearing a wad of panties or did they poop themselves or somthing? Or has that already happened before? | |
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LaVisHh said: What exactly are married men allowed to do with women other than their wives?
 hmm... i guess that depends... with most of my female friends, it's just hanging out, going out to eat and whatnot... my best friend (other than my wife) is female, and i've known her about 2 years longer... so we hug a lot more than i would with my other female friends... and will sometimes give each other a kiss on the cheek or forehead... by that's about it... and the same holds true for my wife... she is allowed to do whatever with her male friends... we don't get involved with these friends (sex, making out, kissing, dating, whatever), but we hang out with them as we would if they were members of the same sex... for example, if my wife wants to go for lunch or dinner or something and i'm at work or not around, she may go out to eat and spend an evening with whoever (regardless of sex)... and the same applies to myself... we are very open and comfortable with what we have and don't feel threatened by other people and we're not jealous over each other... the way we look at it is: if one of us is going to cheat or do something like that, there is nothing that other can do stop it... but if that does happen, whichever one of who does it is getting his/her ass kicked to the curb... :LOL:  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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rdhull said: I find that the older I get the more lotion I need on my legs to keep from feeling itchy and ashy. Lady Eloise is a good brand.
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EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: What exactly are married men allowed to do with women other than their wives?
hmm... i guess that depends... with most of my female friends, it's just hanging out, going out to eat and whatnot... my best friend (other than my wife) is female, and i've known her about 2 years longer... so we hug a lot more than i would with my other female friends... and will sometimes give each other a kiss on the cheek or forehead... by that's about it... and the same holds true for my wife... she is allowed to do whatever with her male friends... we don't get involved with these friends (sex, making out, kissing, dating, whatever), but we hang out with them as we would if they were members of the same sex... for example, if my wife wants to go for lunch or dinner or something and i'm at work or not around, she may go out to eat and spend an evening with whoever (regardless of sex)... and the same applies to myself... we are very open and comfortable with what we have and don't feel threatened by other people and we're not jealous over each other... the way we look at it is: if one of us is going to cheat or do something like that, there is nothing that other can do stop it... but if that does happen, whichever one of who does it is getting his/her ass kicked to the curb... :LOL: Wow.
Sounds like you two have a great relationship. I suppose if you are secure enough, then there is no threat in enjoying the company of others. | |
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rdhull said: Do black people in Montana have problems finding black hair care products? Im jus askin'.
Of course they have problems. Haven't you ever met any of em? Some jackedup ass perms, hair breakage, etc. . [This message was edited Mon Jan 13 16:26:54 PST 2003 by NuPwrSoul] "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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anyone else have a bad hair day today? | |
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LaVisHh said: Wow.
Sounds like you two have a great relationship. I suppose if you are secure enough, then there is no threat in enjoying the company of others. it's knowing the other person... i trust that she wouldn't cheat on me, and keeping her from hanging out with people isn't going to stop her if she is... from watching my parents, i've learned that you can be the greatest husband or the greatest wife, but if someone wants to cheat, they will not be stopped... you've just got to live your life as best as you can and know that you can only have so much control over things... i can't stop you from cheating on me, but i can remove you from my life if you do... luckily, it's never become an issue for us... *knock on wood*... i hope it doesn't ever...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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XxAxX said: anyone else have a bad hair day today?
I did. cuz I just came back from Montana for the weekend and had run out of shea butter. "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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NuPwrSoul said: rdhull said: Do black people in Montana have problems finding black hair care products? Im jus askin'.
Of course they have problems. Haven't you ever met any of em? Some jackedup ass perms, hair breakage, etc. . "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: NuPwrSoul said: rdhull said: Do black people in Montana have problems finding black hair care products? Im jus askin'.
Of course they have problems. Haven't you ever met any of em? Some jackedup ass perms, hair breakage, etc. . I kid both of you not, I had a family who showed up one day at the doorstep of my salon - from North Dakota - who had driven  to get help for what daddy did to his girl...he gave her a perm, and left it on a bit too long...all the back of her hair had melted together. They couldn't find anyone who did their hair type, and had gotten desperate...I did what I could. It was so sad.  | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: SuperHyperMegaUltraMan said: [color=green:adf82eaa6c:468bf7cef3:897f755c37:65bbebd31c]Title: Five Orgers you would like to give a "Dirty Sanchez"
Better not start that. Someone will get their panties in a wad. Yeah, you.
Remember when I taught you the ways of the Dirty Sanchez? (not literally of course, but descriptively). Man. I couldn't sleep for days. Every time I closed my eyes, I had this vision of someone getting a shit mustache. Thanks a lot! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Aerogram said: PROCESSED : THE RISE AND FALL OF CHEDDAR
You got my 0 stars! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Aerogram said: PROCESSED : THE RISE AND FALL OF CHEDDAR
You got my 0 stars! Are you a CheezeFam? | |
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Title - Should I keep touching it if it's still red and sore? | |
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LaVisHh said: rdhull said: NuPwrSoul said: rdhull said: Do black people in Montana have problems finding black hair care products? Im jus askin'.
Of course they have problems. Haven't you ever met any of em? Some jackedup ass perms, hair breakage, etc. . I kid both of you not, I had a family who showed up one day at the doorstep of my salon - from North Dakota - who had driven to get help for what daddy did to his girl...he gave her a perm, and left it on a bit too long...all the back of her hair had melted together. They couldn't find anyone who did their hair type, and had gotten desperate...I did what I could. It was so sad. Daym aint nuthin more messed up than a jackedup ass home perm.  That shit needs to be done by professionals!  "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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NuPwrSoul said: LaVisHh said: rdhull said: NuPwrSoul said: rdhull said: Do black people in Montana have problems finding black hair care products? Im jus askin'.
Of course they have problems. Haven't you ever met any of em? Some jackedup ass perms, hair breakage, etc. . I kid both of you not, I had a family who showed up one day at the doorstep of my salon - from North Dakota - who had driven to get help for what daddy did to his girl...he gave her a perm, and left it on a bit too long...all the back of her hair had melted together. They couldn't find anyone who did their hair type, and had gotten desperate...I did what I could. It was so sad. Daym aint nuthin more messed up than a jackedup ass home perm. That shit needs to be done by professionals! Yes, but the problem is there are NONE where these folks live. I say time to do the natural thing - I would. | |
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