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WHY oh WHY The basic question is WHY?
In these busy times it is difficult to take the time to feel the real questions: WHY can a pizza to your home delivered faster, then an ambulance? WHY is there a parking space for handicapped at a rink? WHY people order a Double Cheeseburger, large fries and a Diet Coke? WHY we buy hot dog sausages in a box of 10 and buns in a pack of 8? Moreover, have you ever wondered: WHY women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? WHY is the word "abbreviation" so long? WHY you to have to press the start button to close windows? WHY lemon juice contains artificial flavorings and the detergent for dishwashing is made with real lemons? WHY is not there cat food with a mouse taste? Why they sterilize the needle for euthanasia? You certainly know the indestructible black boxes in airplanes: WHY not make the plane of this material? If flying is so safe: WHY called the arrivals at the airport then 'Terminal' And: WHY we push hard the buttons on the remote when the batteries are low? WHY we wash our towels, we are not supposed to be clean when we wipe? WHY Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Do illiterate like to have letter vermicelli in their soup? When man discovered that the cow gives milk, what was he actual looking for at that time? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how do you know that? Are workers at Lipton also allowed to have a coffee break? WHY sheep don't shrink when it rains? I buy a new boomerang, how can I lose the old. WHY establishments who are 24 hours a day, 7 days a week open have locks? | |
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LeCram said: The basic question is WHY?
In these busy times it is difficult to take the time to feel the real questions: WHY can a pizza to your home delivered faster, then an ambulance? WHY is there a parking space for handicapped at a rink? WHY people order a Double Cheeseburger, large fries and a Diet Coke? WHY we buy hot dog sausages in a box of 10 and buns in a pack of 8? Moreover, have you ever wondered: WHY women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? WHY is the word "abbreviation" so long? WHY you to have to press the start button to close windows? WHY lemon juice contains artificial flavorings and the detergent for dishwashing is made with real lemons? WHY is not there cat food with a mouse taste? Why they sterilize the needle for euthanasia? You certainly know the indestructible black boxes in airplanes: WHY not make the plane of this material? If flying is so safe: WHY called the arrivals at the airport then 'Terminal' And: WHY we push hard the buttons on the remote when the batteries are low? WHY we wash our towels, we are not supposed to be clean when we wipe? WHY Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Do illiterate like to have letter vermicelli in their soup? When man discovered that the cow gives milk, what was he actual looking for at that time? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how do you know that? Are workers at Lipton also allowed to have a coffee break? WHY sheep don't shrink when it rains? I buy a new boomerang, how can I lose the old. WHY establishments who are 24 hours a day, 7 days a week open have locks?  i love these!
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WHY people order a Double Cheeseburger, large fries and a Diet Coke? People order diet coke because it taste better than regular coke and can help break down the artificial ingredients in the double cheeseburger. And by artificial...I mean mystery meat. WHY we buy hot dog sausages in a box of 10 and buns in a pack of 8? The other two hot dogs are for the dogs. Pets gotta eat too. Moreover, have you ever wondered: WHY women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Because some chicks were never trained to look down when putting on the mascara. Trust me it works. WHY is the word "abbreviation" so long? Same reason the word "long" is so short. WHY you to have to press the start button to close windows? Because the windows aren't really closed...they are starting to close. WHY lemon juice contains artificial flavorings and the detergent for dishwashing is made with real lemons? Because real lemons taste icky....they taste like dishwashing detergent. WHY is not there cat food with a mouse taste? You sure about that? Have you tasted cat food?  | |
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I love these too. They had one about the difference between the sexes....maybe I can find it. | |
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Do illiterate like to have letter vermicelli in their soup?
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 THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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ONE WORD: spooky electric
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cause WE DONT KNOW!!!!! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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WHY do we want things we should not aquire 
WHY 
Why Why WHY ?  | |
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booty said: ONE WORD: spooky electric
[Edited 12/10/09 12:04pm]  i can be wrong but i count 2 words | |
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LeCram said: booty said: ONE WORD: spooky electric
[Edited 12/10/09 12:04pm] i can be wrong but i count 2 words danm i must of been on drugs | |
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