i used that joke a the other day!

I've amended it for him so he can really start on the road to honesty....

Tiger Woods taking hiatus from pussy

By Tiger Woods

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children and legitimate mistresses. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done especially if I have HIV, but I want to do my best to try to stop chasing pussy.





I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good pussy at my foundation, business pussy, the Pussy Tour, and my fellow competitors that were trying to chase pussy on the side and will also have to take a break until this shitstorm dies down, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for STD testing and healing.

After much pussy searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from pussy. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and learn how to keep my shit on the down low so I won't lose half my dough.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and for these hoes to shut the hell up and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered pussy during this difficult period.

It's really, really sad to me that Tiger cannot defend himself against any false allegations. His wife can't believe anything coming out of his mouth now.

Am I the only one here who thinks people need to get off Tiger's back?

I'm not trying to be near any of Eldrick's body parts....

he's getting ragged on for being so stupid about it, and for acting uppity. Dang all he had to do was be upfront about his scandalousness.

Anyhoo, at the end of the day he's a billionaire and never has to work another day in his life, so really the joke's on the rest of us, right?

Tiger Woods porno spoof, 'Tiger's Wood,' starring Kayden Kross, Tyler Knight, already in production
By Neil Nagraj
Daily News Staff Writer
Friday, December 11th 2009, 12:11 PM



Tiger Woods nude photos may or may not exist -- but a porn company is reportedly delivering the next best thing.

Just two weeks after the Tiger Woods cheating scandal exploded – and on the heels of revelations that two of the golfer’s alleged paramours are porn stars -- an adult movie called “Tiger's Wood” is already in production, according to E! Online.

The skin flick bills itself as the "official porn parody" of the allegedly sex-crazed golfer’s reported antics, according to the Web site, which has obtained a copy of the script.

The film, to be produced by Adam & Eve Pictures, will star Tyler Knight as the embattled golfer and Kayden Kross as Elin Nordegren, according to a statement posted on Knight's Web site.

"I'm playing porn-Elin," an ecstatic Kross tweeted.

The company expects the film to hit smut shops' shelves within eight weeks.

A producer for Adam & Eve Pictures who was quoted in the statement described the marriage of the roiling celebrity scandal and a porno parody as "a natural."

"Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public," Meredith Christopher said, adding, "We may have another release depending on what happens in the near future."

Spoofing pop culture and current events in a record turnaround time is a venerable adult movie tradition.

The timeliness of “Tiger's Wood” is reminiscent of Hustler's “Who's Nailin' Paylin?” -- released during last year's presidential contest and featuring a graphic scene starring Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, Jada Fire as Condoleezza Rice and Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton.

In other Woods porno news, smut powerhouse Vivid Entertainment is offering $1 million "to any paramour of Tiger Woods" who will appear in one of its films, FoxNews.com reports.

"Our offer is to actual proven paramours of Tiger Woods who agree to star in a Vivid film and provide details and an explicit look of what Tiger experienced," the Web site quotes Steven Hirsch, Vivid's co-chairman and founder, as saying. "It seems the chance we'll be taking up gets better as the days go on."

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Wealth isn't the end all to be all: wealth is a very nice thing to have interms of being financially secure but you can't purchase wisdom, peace of mind, common sense ,nor the "tools" to guide you through this thing called life. As my mother once told me once, I don't care who you are before you leave this earth something going to put on your butt and on your knees. She's was right.....

It's really, really sad to me that Tiger cannot defend himself against any false allegations. His wife can't believe anything coming out of his mouth now.

Good news! He needs to keep his ass home, stop chasing and/or paying for pussy from coast to coast, be a husband to Elin and help her raise those two kids.

I've amended it for him so he can really start on the road to honesty....

Tiger Woods taking hiatus from pussy

Tiger porno spoof already in the works.

They should've gotten that dude CJ Wright to play Tiger

wealth is a very nice thing to have interms of being financially secure but you can't purchase wisdom, peace of mind, common sense nor the "tools" to guide you through this thing called life.

wealth is a very nice thing to have interms of being financially secure but you can't purchase wisdom, peace of mind, common sense nor the "tools" to guide you through this thing called life.