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PrintableIdentity said: SCNDLS said: Last night I heard 12.  No names have been made public following Tiger Ho # 8. [Edited 12/11/09 11:23am] What that mean??? I say we keep the speculation going!  | |
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sextonseven said: ... an adult movie called “Tiger's Wood” is already in production, according to E! Online. Good Lord.  | |
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Adisa said: sextonseven said: Jada Fire
Um...I mean...  to naughty vids.Jada Fire as Condi?  That might be hot. And very funny. | |
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sextonseven said: Tiger porno spoof already in the works.
Tiger Woods porno spoof, 'Tiger's Wood,' starring Kayden Kross, Tyler Knight, already in production
By Neil Nagraj Daily News Staff Writer Friday, December 11th 2009, 12:11 PM 
Tiger Woods nude photos may or may not exist -- but a porn company is reportedly delivering the next best thing. Just two weeks after the Tiger Woods cheating scandal exploded – and on the heels of revelations that two of the golfer’s alleged paramours are porn stars -- an adult movie called “Tiger's Wood” is already in production, according to E! Online. The skin flick bills itself as the "official porn parody" of the allegedly sex-crazed golfer’s reported antics, according to the Web site, which has obtained a copy of the script. The film, to be produced by Adam & Eve Pictures, will star Tyler Knight as the embattled golfer and Kayden Kross as Elin Nordegren, according to a statement posted on Knight's Web site. "I'm playing porn-Elin," an ecstatic Kross tweeted. The company expects the film to hit smut shops' shelves within eight weeks. A producer for Adam & Eve Pictures who was quoted in the statement described the marriage of the roiling celebrity scandal and a porno parody as "a natural." "Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public," Meredith Christopher said, adding, "We may have another release depending on what happens in the near future." Spoofing pop culture and current events in a record turnaround time is a venerable adult movie tradition. The timeliness of “Tiger's Wood” is reminiscent of Hustler's “Who's Nailin' Paylin?” -- released during last year's presidential contest and featuring a graphic scene starring Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, Jada Fire as Condoleezza Rice and Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton. In other Woods porno news, smut powerhouse Vivid Entertainment is offering $1 million "to any paramour of Tiger Woods" who will appear in one of its films, FoxNews.com reports. "Our offer is to actual proven paramours of Tiger Woods who agree to star in a Vivid film and provide details and an explicit look of what Tiger experienced," the Web site quotes Steven Hirsch, Vivid's co-chairman and founder, as saying. "It seems the chance we'll be taking up gets better as the days go on." http://www.nydailynews.co...z0ZPSVdbOZ Why not get the real Tiger to star in this? I hope it's as good as "Who's Nailin Paylin". |
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In other Woods porno news, smut powerhouse Vivid Entertainment is offering $1 million "to any paramour of Tiger Woods" who will appear in one of its films, FoxNews.com reports.
All I need is some Sammy Sosa skin cream and a wig from Beyonce and I could go on and get paid! | |
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BklynBabe said: In other Woods porno news, smut powerhouse Vivid Entertainment is offering $1 million "to any paramour of Tiger Woods" who will appear in one of its films, FoxNews.com reports.
All I need is some Sammy Sosa skin cream and a wig from Beyonce and I could go on and get paid!  I can't go on.Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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SCNDLS said: Seems like Ho #2 was "dating" George Clooney at the same time she was fucking Tigga. So I need her to stop talking about being shocked she wasn't the only one.
 She'd said that her feelings were growing for Tigga. How does Clooney factor into everything? | |
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someone needs to write a song:
the 12 hoes of Tigermass! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Identity said: SCNDLS said: Seems like Ho #2 was "dating" George Clooney at the same time she was fucking Tigga. So I need her to stop talking about being shocked she wasn't the only one.
She'd said that her feelings were growing for Tigga. How does Clooney factor into everything? she meant her bank account....  | |
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uPtoWnNY said: sextonseven said: Tiger porno spoof already in the works.
Why not get the real Tiger to star in this? I hope it's as good as "Who's Nailin Paylin". That one was CLASSIC 
I don't think it will, be seeing who's gonna be in it "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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Identity said: SCNDLS said: Seems like Ho #2 was "dating" George Clooney at the same time she was fucking Tigga. So I need her to stop talking about being shocked she wasn't the only one.
She'd said that her feelings were growing for Tigga. How does Clooney factor into everything?  But it seems his reps are already in denial mode but there are pics of them together or something. Plus, you KNOW he also has a thing for picking up waitresses in Las Vegas. But he's single and can do what he wants. | |
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Identity said: BklynBabe said: I heard Tiger was a 2 stroke, sub par lover....
On the contrary, the hos claim he's mastered the art of putting & pussy pounding. Fore!  | |
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Just in time for Christmas.....
12 ho's a leaping [Edited 12/11/09 14:06pm] Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser  | |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: someone needs to write a song:
the 12 hoes of Tigermass! By Special Request. 
Merry Christmas!!! ===== [Edited 12/11/09 14:33pm] | |
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I'd give this dude a five just for making me giggle:
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It seems he only got married so he could pretend to be the devoted husband and father, which goes down very well with the public. His marriage was probably dreamed up by his agent to garner favour with the public, add a couple of kids into the mix and it was an almost perfect illusion. I feel sorry for those kids.I dont think his wife will stay with him, he's practically made it impossible for her to salvage this relationship. | |
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TD3 said: OnlyNDaUsa said: someone needs to write a song:
the 12 hoes of Tigermass! By Special Request.
Merry Christmas!!! =====
[Edited 12/11/09 14:33pm] Tiger the HO Man is the best one. Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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Serena said: I'd give this dude a five just for making me giggle:
Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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Tiger Woods taking hiatus from golf
By Tiger Woods I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try. I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing. After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person. Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period. http://web.tigerwoods.com...1012/news/ | |
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poor Tiger, he needs a wittle break! 
And I can see why he would be weary!  | |
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Good news! He needs to keep his ass home, stop chasing and/or paying for pussy from coast to coast, be a husband to Elin and help her raise those two kids. | |
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I've amended it for him so he can really start on the road to honesty....
Tiger Woods taking hiatus from pussy By Tiger Woods I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children and legitimate mistresses. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done especially if I have HIV, but I want to do my best to try to stop chasing pussy. I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good pussy at my foundation, business pussy, the Pussy Tour, and my fellow competitors that were trying to chase pussy on the side and will also have to take a break until this shitstorm dies down, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for STD testing and healing. After much pussy searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from pussy. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and learn how to keep my shit on the down low so I won't lose half my dough. Again, I ask for privacy for my family and for these hoes to shut the hell up and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered pussy during this difficult period. | |
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taking a break from golf
so he can find more holes in one | |
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With all this humiliation I wouldn't be surprised if a hearse doesn't pay his house a visit before christmas. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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My name is Andre Crabtree III , and I got more holes than a golf course... " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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KoolEaze said: My name is Andre Crabtree III , and I got more holes than a golf course...
i used that joke a the other day! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: KoolEaze said: My name is Andre Crabtree III , and I got more holes than a golf course...
i used that joke a the other day! It´s the first thing that comes to mind....and it´s something that you can say to real hardcore Prince fans, and ONLY to Prince fans...other folks wouldn´t really understand. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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BklynBabe said: I've amended it for him so he can really start on the road to honesty....
Tiger Woods taking hiatus from pussy By Tiger Woods I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children and legitimate mistresses. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done especially if I have HIV, but I want to do my best to try to stop chasing pussy. I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good pussy at my foundation, business pussy, the Pussy Tour, and my fellow competitors that were trying to chase pussy on the side and will also have to take a break until this shitstorm dies down, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for STD testing and healing. After much pussy searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from pussy. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and learn how to keep my shit on the down low so I won't lose half my dough. Again, I ask for privacy for my family and for these hoes to shut the hell up and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered pussy during this difficult period.
P r i c e l
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Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a
golf ball. | |
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It's really, really sad to me that Tiger cannot defend himself against any false allegations. His wife can't believe anything coming out of his mouth now. | |
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