BRIT HUME SAYS TO TIGER....GO CHRISTIAN

On "Fox News Sunday" yesterday, Fox anchor Brit Hume suggested that Tiger Woods should trade his Buddhist faith for Christianity if he wants to make a personal comback. When host Chris Wallace asked the show's roundtable to predict the biggest sports story of 2010, Hume said:

"Tiger Woods will recover as a golfer. Whether he can recover as a person I think is a very open question, and it's a tragic situation for him. I think he's lost his family, it's not clear to me if he'll be able to have a relationship with his children, but the Tiger Woods that emerges once the news value dies out of this scandal -- the extent to which he can recover -- seems to me to depend on his faith. He's said to be a Buddhist; I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So my message to Tiger would be, 'Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.'"

http://www.politicsdaily....ian-faith/

After a moment of awkward silence, fellow panelist Bill Kristol quipped, "Well, Brit's concerned about Tiger's soul, which is admirable, but I just made a more straightforward sports prediction, which was that he'll come back and win the Masters."

SCNDLS said:

Something tells me you wanna get a peek at Tigga's soul pole.

Identity said:

I read he is well endowed..

DesireeNevermind said:

THA FUCK?

That IGNORANT heiffer! How DARE she. This is clearly a dumb ass that probably believes Buddha was just a& record company in the 60's that gave us Gladys Knight and the Pips

Uh oh. Tiger better hope this one isn't true:



http://www.tmz.com/2010/0...eo-photos/

Identity said:

That's what I thought they said following the accident in the first place because the were trying to ascertain whether the injuries he had were consistant with a car wreck or domesic violence.

BklynBabe said:

Actually he's probably hiding so he won't commit one when some reporter or papparazzi gets in his face asking questions and he loses it and takes a swing at one of them while cussing a blue streak.

DesireeNevermind said:

In other words a male sports version of what people assumed about Whitney Houston.

How confident we are that we can "know" a person by looking at a picture. Celebrity as Rorschach. The Rorschach is called a projective test, of course, because we each project our beliefs, issues, dreams, and judgments onto images that can be interpreted in infinite ways. Tiger Woods is a complex human being, like every one of us. The pop culture view of reality succeeds and grows because people so readily buy into the myth of Either/Or, Good/Evil, Saint/Sinner. Tiger as Cheater? We cheat ourselves by participating in this way of seeing the world, and each other.

Posted 1/4/2010 by kathjack

I read the article and I read some of comments about the pics and article. I thought this lady comments above ( I think this is a lady) were spot on. The title of the piece he betrayed us. Really? In what way? Please. Mr. Woods betrayed his family and no one but them. He's not my man, I don't have any stake nor face any consequences from his actions/behavior. Mr. Woods really doesn't owe anyone an apology nor explanation except his family and his children, who at their tender ages really don't have much of a clue nor will remember what's happened.

This type of stuff has been going on forever and not everyones is wealthy, famous, nor good looking.

I'm not sure why he married that young woman, but until he says something if he bothers to say anything at all...nobody really knows. The only person you know is you. Just my two cents.

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Ottensen said:

stop

SCNDLS said:

Not a guy named Bubba. He's not that type

That photo is the best I've seen of Tiger. I am really feeling the whole "prison yard" look. He could pass as an extra from Death Wish 3.

pplrain said:

Tiger Ho # 2 Strips Down For Maxim Mag
January 2010







Jaimee Grubbs in lingerie.

^ tiger cheated on Elin for that? I thought Grubbs was better built. She looks like a 12 year old from the neck down.

Identity said:

That's one horrible photo of Cheetah.

DesireeNevermind said:

Exactly, he should've been smashin' on Esther Baxter or somethin'

but instead, he goes fuckin' Kimmy from Full House

bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

No Tiger, I have to meet up with DJ for our science report!

http://www.dlisted.com/

UPDATED!!!!!


If you're a parent whose child needs to come up with an act for their school talent show, you don't need to look any further! THIS IS THEIR ACT! Two sources close to Elin Nordegren tell the Daily Beast what really happened the night Tiger Woods murdered a fire hydrant.

Since we already have a kiddy version of Jersey Shore, we're also going to need a dramatization of this performed by a bunch of 5-year-olds.

Read the details below and tell the kindergartners that rehearsal starts at NOON:

A few days before Tiger's SUV accident, The National Enquirer told his people that they were about to break the Rachel Uchitel story. Tiger immediately ran off to Elin to warn her about the story. Tiger dropped a waterfall of denials on Elin's head. Tiger told Elin that he only met Rachel twice, and never did sex with her. Elin didn't completely buy Tiger's denials.

The day before the fire hydrant died, Elin continued to tell Tiger that she didn't believe him. So Tiger orchestrated a phone call between his wife and Rachel. The two talked for 30-minutes, and Rachel played along by co-signing Tiger's denials. After that conversation, Elin believed that Tiger did not fuck that woman.

However on Thanksgiving, Elin read specific details in the Enquirer's story. Elin brought it up with Tiger and the two began to argue. After the argument, Tiger ran into the loving arms of his #1 girlfriend AMBIEN. Tiger gave oral to an Ambien and went to bed. While Tiger was having a white woman orgy in dreamland, Elin searched through his phone. She found a text from Rachel that said: "You are the one I've always loved." Elin wrote Rachel back pretending to be Tiger. Elin wrote shit like, "I miss you" and "When will we see each other again." At that point, Elin called Rachel and said, "I knew it was you." Rachel's response was, "Oh fuck." Bitch got CAUGHT.

Elin then woke Tiger up to scream at his ass. Tiger was still in an Ambien haze. During all the chaos, Tiger managed to text Rachel telling her that the jig was up and they were going to get a divorce. When Elin saw that he was texting Rachel again, she started punching at him. This was Tiger's cue to run out of the house. Elin chased him with a golf club and you know what happened next....

CURTAIN DOWN. APPLAUSE! Your child might not win first place in the talent show for The Ballad of the Fire Hydrant, but they will definitely earn a handful of side-eyes from the other parents. And that's worth so much more! Just use a pool noodle for the golf club, and a Tic-Tac for the Ambien pill.

And in more Tiger news, Elin apparently visited him in sex rehab. Your child can act that out in the sequel.