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My brother just sent me this link and it did have me laughing pretty hard. 
'We made a little comp of our fav bloopers from Bill Dance's AWESOME fishing DVDs. Dag gummit!' http://www.funnyordie.co....opers-ever  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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demon baby laughs are always a hoot
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Zombiekitten  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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My friend Wayne ~ who I have known for 40 yrs ... posted this movie quote on his Facebook wall
"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack o...f monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" it made me | |
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Mach said: My friend Wayne ~ who I have known for 40 yrs ... posted this movie quote on his Facebook wall
"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack o...f monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" it made me ahh yes, Christmas Vacation. a family tradition this time of year. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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Last Friday night, at rehearsal, the kid who plays Tiny Tim had a nasal malfunction right in the middle of a freeze. He's supposed to be sitting stock still on Bob Cratchit's knee...and all through the dialogue between Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Present...he's twitching his nose and looking like he was trying to avoid sneezing.
The very second that freeze was broken, his finger was up his right nostril. Mrs. Cratchit (yours truly)... We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Is my map in the way?
No you good. 
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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ConsciousContact said: Da fuk???  | |
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This British guy, Eddie Izzard
I'm really enjoying his stuff lately. | |
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the "i love Jesus but i drink a little" thing.
then I found out.... 
well it is still funny "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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A professor of mine was discussing Freudian talk therapy and he summed it up by saying that you talk to your therapist and then he/she deduces that you had a problem as a child such as a run-in with a group of left-handed Albanian midgets or that you were potty-trained by a mute. I abdicated the throne in Ithaca, but now I am...
Albany's Number 1 Prince Fan | |
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I just discovered Unknown Hinson, who does the voice of Early on the Squidbillies (hopefully somebody knows what I'm talking about). He's hilarious and a pretty good guitarist.
http://www.youtube.com/wa...X69rIzFQDY | |
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connorhawke said: Zombiekitten
me? what did I do!!! | |
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This comment on a website:
DARTH VADER WANTS TO FUUUCCCKKKK!!! Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorZK, twice on FB today. seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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this thread> http://prince.org/msg/100/325303 
LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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ZombieKitten said: connorhawke said: Zombiekitten
me? what did I do!!! Just the normal random hilarity "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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That $1,000 Photoshop art gallery in Letusfuov3r! 
My bad, it's been so long since I've been on that forum, I forgot where I was.  [Edited 12/10/09 3:11am] I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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I'm driving the kids home and I stop at the red lights near the mechanics.
In big bold writing they have advertised "Pink Slips Here" (Which is what us Aussies need to get to registration on our cars) My daughter says look mum Pink slips here. And I say yes that's right Then she says (With hands on the hips attitude) Well why would they even write that she only fell!
The kids get me every day! | |
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roodboi | |
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chocolatehandles said: I'm driving the kids home and I stop at the red lights near the mechanics.
In big bold writing they have advertised "Pink Slips Here" (Which is what us Aussies need to get to registration on our cars) My daughter says look mum Pink slips here. And I say yes that's right Then she says (With hands on the hips attitude) Well why would they even write that she only fell!
The kids get me every day! 
that is so cute. i love how kids take things so literally seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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bklynbabe for a week now! I've finally met a comical counterpart.  | |
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connorhawke said: ZombieKitten said: me? what did I do!!! Just the normal random hilarity   | |
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i don't even know where to begin | |
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funkpills friday funny
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: http://prince.org/msg/100/326003
Oh my word yes. Thank you god for that thread.  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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This had me CRYING: http://www.hulu.com/colle...350/114932 | |
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