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FAKE ASS WORDS YOU LOVE TO USE!!! These words have fallen into the categories of urban slang, teenspeak, web vernacular, cockney, spanglish, ebonics, princebonics, broken english, stupidity, old english, etc and so forth. Post some of your favorite grammatically incorrect and totally made up words that you love to use and that will no doubt eventually work its way into the Webster's/Oxford's Dictionaries. Oh...and use the word in a sentence to help mis-educate your fellow orgers.
I'll start with a few favs: Bidnezz "Handle your bidnezz." "I makes beauty my bidnezz." Gitwit "Whores love to gitwit star athletes." "Seriously, you need to gitwit the program." ![]() ![]() | |
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Ackrite
Damn child needs some ackrite. I ain't fuckin' with you until you ackrite. [Edited 12/1/09 10:52am] | |
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In general I hate slang and made up words. I mean, it can really, really bother me.
But something about "ota ass kaboom" makes me giggle every time. |
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fake ass threads i love to read!!!!! ![]() THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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CarrieMpls said: In general I hate slang and made up words. I mean, it can really, really bother me.
But something about "ota ass kaboom" makes me giggle every time. I should note, I don't actually use the phrase myself and don't ever expect it to become a sweeping sensation. I just wanted to point out it makes me laugh. |
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why you got me in the Urban dictionary and I find this gem..
When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead. Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower. *dead* ![]() [Edited 12/1/09 11:03am] | |
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BklynBabe said: Ackrite
Damn child needs some ackrite. I ain't fuckin' with you until you ackrite. [Edited 12/1/09 10:52am] A good friend used to always say "You need to get your ackrites child." He was hilarious!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Butt Implants. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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hateration and holleration
courtesy of Mary J. "won't be no hateration, holleration" org special: Fuckity "What in the fuckity fuck?" - I think that was Kida | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Fuckity "What in the fuckity fuck?" - I think that was Kida Fuckery is also a good one I'm done with this fuckery! | |
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JANKITY!!!
![]() ![]() I absolutely ADORE that word!! | |
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Yaoming instead of "you know what I mean" | |
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Muhfugga
![]() "Ima beat that muhfugga's ASS!" | |
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I find most of American slang words hilarious. I love them.
I don't tend to use them a lot but I do use: "heeeeey" or "hey HEY hey" (not really a word, but you just gotta say it right) [Edited 12/1/09 12:36pm] I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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I'm not sure if this is real or not but uh...
Boujie? As in bourgeoisie. "I can't believe I'm up in here with these boujie ass celebrities." ![]() | |
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Ello
as in Hello I love when brits leave off the H. ![]() "Ello guvnah" | |
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One I used to use a long time ago (Cringe)--"perfectemundo!" instead of "perfect." Another is "edu-ma-cate" as in "he thinks he is so edu-ma-cated!"
From my friend Angel--"hateraid" as in "he's been drinking a lot of hateraid." ![]() | |
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* Faggotry - ![]() ![]() * Sheggily - Raggedy. I use this one all the time. I got it from Missy Elliot from the song "Keys to My House," by LeVert. ("I get my hair done/done on the reguly/Perm, cut the ends/So the ends won't be sheggily.") * A...nother - Not so much a word as a VERY unorthodox breaking up of a word. We all use it: "Another" becomes "a-whole-nother." (e.g. "That dude is crazy. He exists in a whole-nother-world.") [Edited 12/1/09 13:03pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: * Faggotry -
![]() ![]() * Sheggily - Raggedy. I use this one all the time. I got it from Missy Elliot from the song "Keys to My House," by LeVert. ("I get my hair done/done on the reguly/Perm, cut the ends/So the ends won't be sheggily.") omg!! ![]() | |
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poetcorner61 said: One I used to use a long time ago (Cringe)--"perfectemundo!" instead of "perfect." Another is "edu-ma-cate" as in "he thinks he is so edu-ma-cated!"
From my friend Angel--"hateraid" as in "he's been drinking a lot of hateraid." ![]() I've always spelled it Haterade LOL! | |
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dumbassallbluehell. | |
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quackulator for calculator...got to love the rugrats ![]() seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before ![]() ![]() | |
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oh yeah....noassitall!
I ain't got noassitall. also fuckitol pills Imma take a Fukitol and chill before I hurt somebody (combo sentence with another favorite Imma ![]() [Edited 12/1/09 13:02pm] | |
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ScarletScandal said: Lammastide said: * Faggotry -
![]() ![]() * Sheggily - Raggedy. I use this one all the time. I got it from Missy Elliot from the song "Keys to My House," by LeVert. ("I get my hair done/done on the reguly/Perm, cut the ends/So the ends won't be sheggily.") omg!! ![]() Great minds... ![]() Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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fap/fapping-pleasuring oneself ![]() coonalicious- made this one myself. the epitome of "hood" and "BET" ![]() "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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Oh, yeah! Another...
* Double-gristle fatback sandwich(es) - Very unhealthy food or diet. ![]() Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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finna..fista..thizzle lol.. | |
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remember, i live in the area were the hyphy movement was big i heard these words on a everyday thang. | |
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BklynBabe said: oh yeah....noassitall!
I ain't got noassitall. also fuckitol pills Imma take a Fukitol and chill before I hurt somebody (combo sentence with another favorite Imma ![]() [Edited 12/1/09 13:02pm] LMAO! I think I need one of those pills today! ![]() [Edited 12/1/09 13:20pm] | |
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I love the English and how they use the term TWAT. I despise the word in American English but I think it's hilarious in U.K. English. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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