johnart said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Don't laugh. I'm serious.

squirrelgrease said:

Or by accidentally falling on a hard penis.

It's true.

johnart said:

I would happily break the fall of a lady with my johnson. I'm always trying to do my part.

This thread will self destruct in 10, 9, 8...

Edit:
I stand totally corrected. I'm shocked at the maturity level on this thread.
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johnart said:

I'm so tempted to GOOGLE image - "falling on a hard penis".....BUT I'M AT WORK!!!!!

johnart said:

So will that marriage.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

A pic of John Mayer came up. I kid you not.
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As far as I know, I don't know any adults that are virgins.

I waited until I was 19 to have sex.

And sex is just physical to me...I'm sure people are tired of reading me say that on here.

marriage has always been a dissapointment to me, i hope shes happy.

myfavorite said:

I think she will be. She doesn't take any mess, but she's very loving too. She's one to squash things right off the bat, and not go to bed angry.

SCNDLS said:

Her choice was a CHOICE, in that she wasn't going to file through dozens of men trying to find the right one. She approached it as being perused instead of doing the pursuing. She worked, hung out with friends, stayed strong in her faith with God, and felt confident that when the time was right, the man she was to marry would be there. Oddly, she probably had no idea this guy would end up being her fiance, since he was married when she met him and his wife years ago. The wife died in 2008. But their friendship early on was also a good way of creating JUST a friendship, and getting to know someone well, WITHOUT the assumption of dating or marriage or sex in it. Friends first seems to have worked for her.
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Well that's nice. Not like there's an age restriction for that but uh....she def missed her baby train. Oh well....best of luck to them both and let's all pray dude is not a bad lover cuz that would just be hell to experience at age 50. I've only known one guy who was a virgin at age 29. He was in my yoga class. He was really cute and nice and when I tried to fix him up with a friend he declined because she appeared too "worldly" for him. That's when he confessed that he was a virgin and never had an erection. I'm like at the "never had an erection" part.

DesireeNevermind said:

She isn't too worried about the baby train, although she is still very menstrual.

ernestsewell said:

dayum...ya'll DO talk.

DesireeNevermind said:

We are very close. She knows things about me that my own family doesn't even know. And I know when she's on her period, because she craves "grease" (as she calls it), aka junk food. She'll hit up the Chinese Take Out, and then I know....Aunt Flo is visiting. hahahaha

squirrelgrease said:

Or by accidentally falling on a hard penis.

It's true.

DesireeNevermind said:

We are very close. She knows things about me that my own family doesn't even know. And I know when she's on her period, because she craves "grease" (as she calls it), aka junk food. She'll hit up the Chinese Take Out, and then I know....Aunt Flo is visiting. hahahaha

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

A pic of John Mayer came up. I kid you not.
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DoggystyleLuvr said:

And yes, I like to be spanked...and choked.

ernestsewell said:

That sounds very nice. I'm very happy for your friend! While I don't know any virgins of advanced age, I will say that your friend Gale will have a lot to look forward to sexually having waited this long. Something changes physiologically in a woman's body as she ages and the sexual experience becomes very intensified...it's like nerve endings go haywire (in a good way). I had always heard about this, read about it, but never gave much though to it...until after I hit 35...and holy hot damn if sex didn't suddenly become like a space shuttle blast off . I tell you, if I knew in my 20's what I know now ...I think I might not have ever married and could have been happy keeping myself locked under a chastity belt until 30, I swear to God. I've always been a very sexual being, but post 35 sex will knock the wind out of your chest on the first stroke and have you seeing stars. Your friend is going to enjoy conjugal connection with her new husband, indeed
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But what if he can't fuck? Let's be real, it's a lot more non-fucking mofos walking this Earth than dudes who know how to make you see stars. Waiting for 50 years is no guarantee that HE knows what he's doing or how to teach her about sex. I'm all for being true to your beliefs but sometimes you gotta kiss some toads to find a shoe that fits. Just sayin . . . the odds of mindblowing sex the first time out the gate are definitely not good.

Could you imagine being yoked up for LIFE with the first dude you had sex with???

SCNDLS said:

Now you guys are being disrespectful.

Ottensen said:

But what if he can't fuck? Let's be real, it's a lot more non-fucking mofos walking this Earth than dudes who know how to make you see stars. Waiting for 50 years is no guarantee that HE knows what he's doing or how to teach her about sex. I'm all for being true to your beliefs but sometimes you gotta kiss some toads to find a shoe that fits. Just sayin . . . the odds of mindblowing sex the first time out the gate are definitely not good.

Could you imagine being yoked up for LIFE with the first dude you had sex with???