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Jealous Wife Burns Husband's Penis Off

From Australia. boxed Apparently she said his penis belonged to her and she thought he was cheating on her. He died. She was supposed to be sentenced today. confused


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Reply #1 posted 12/05/09 11:34pm

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Reply #2 posted 12/05/09 11:35pm

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ok, now women are just gonna get ideas from this thread.

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Reply #3 posted 12/05/09 11:42pm

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ok, now women are just gonna get ideas from this thread.

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lol

I have some more imaginative methods up my sleeve

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Reply #4 posted 12/06/09 3:26am

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is that icy-hot??? giggle
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Reply #5 posted 12/06/09 3:47am

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Reply #6 posted 12/06/09 3:50am

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i'm surprised he didnt knock her teeth out... razz
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Reply #7 posted 12/06/09 3:50am

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noimageatall said:

From Australia. boxed Apparently she said his penis belonged to her and she thought he was cheating on her. He died. She was supposed to be sentenced today. confused



Who ARE these people and what kind of cut-rate "newscast" is this anyway? whofarted lol

"Dude"?
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Reply #8 posted 12/06/09 3:53am

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minneapolisgenius said:

noimageatall said:

From Australia. boxed Apparently she said his penis belonged to her and she thought he was cheating on her. He died. She was supposed to be sentenced today. confused



Who ARE these people and what kind of cut-rate "newscast" is this anyway? whofarted lol

"Dude"?


not on tv that's for sure!
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Reply #9 posted 12/06/09 3:55am

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ZombieKitten said:

minneapolisgenius said:


Who ARE these people and what kind of cut-rate "newscast" is this anyway? whofarted lol

"Dude"?


not on tv that's for sure!

Those two are more annoying than the penis burning woman.
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Reply #10 posted 12/06/09 4:39am

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That's what you get for arson about doh!

She must have had a short fuse neutral


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Reply #11 posted 12/06/09 5:36am

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Burn it, cut it, fuck it til it bends and snaps off, bite it off in a car accident like his name is Garp, twist it, stretch it, super glue it to his pubes....we can think of some good ones! lol
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Reply #12 posted 12/06/09 5:47am

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Burn it, cut it, fuck it til it bends and snaps off, bite it off in a car accident like his name is Garp, twist it, stretch it, super glue it to his pubes....we can think of some good ones! lol


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Reply #13 posted 12/06/09 6:04am

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when you have a delicate appendage, you should learn some ackrite! razz
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Reply #14 posted 12/06/09 6:58am

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if a man cut a woman's tits off, he'd be written off by society as a Hannibal Lecter-style psycho. when stories like this come out, i feel like women around the world are applauding.

adultery does not give you license to maim, ladies.
everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #15 posted 12/06/09 7:20am

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whistle said:

if a man cut a woman's tits off, he'd be written off by society as a Hannibal Lecter-style psycho. when stories like this come out, i feel like women around the world are applauding.

adultery does not give you license to maim, ladies.


er, you do know that men have been maiming women for centuries over adultery... and even maiming them pre-emptively to try and prevent adultery. One might call this....karma!
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Reply #16 posted 12/06/09 7:39am

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BklynBabe said:

whistle said:

if a man cut a woman's tits off, he'd be written off by society as a Hannibal Lecter-style psycho. when stories like this come out, i feel like women around the world are applauding.

adultery does not give you license to maim, ladies.


er, you do know that men have been maiming women for centuries over adultery... and even maiming them pre-emptively to try and prevent adultery. One might call this....karma!


two wrongs don't make a right. i certainly don't applaud men who are violent to women.
everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #17 posted 12/06/09 7:49am

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whistle said:

BklynBabe said:



er, you do know that men have been maiming women for centuries over adultery... and even maiming them pre-emptively to try and prevent adultery. One might call this....karma!


two wrongs don't make a right. i certainly don't applaud men who are violent to women.


of course not.

Just saying-violence against women=kajillions, violence against men's penises=10.

it's not like many women are running around shouting "death to the penis!"

unfortunately though there are little girls walking around with no clitorises because some men believe it's wrong for a woman to feel pleasure, even in her marriage. There are women walking around bundled from head to toe in 100 heat because some men believe a woman shouldn't be seen. etc, etc

And there are men commiting adultery like it's okay to disrespect your wife...and don't think there might be repercussions.

There are 2 morals to this story.

a)don't fuck (around) with crazy women.
b)just because women laugh doesn't mean we advocate violence to men, but we are tired of the violence against us....
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Reply #18 posted 12/06/09 7:58am

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BklynBabe said:

whistle said:



two wrongs don't make a right. i certainly don't applaud men who are violent to women.


of course not.

Just saying-violence against women=kajillions, violence against men's penises=10.

it's not like many women are running around shouting "death to the penis!"

unfortunately though there are little girls walking around with no clitorises because some men believe it's wrong for a woman to feel pleasure, even in her marriage. There are women walking around bundled from head to toe in 100 heat because some men believe a woman shouldn't be seen. etc, etc

And there are men commiting adultery like it's okay to disrespect your wife...and don't think there might be repercussions.

There are 2 morals to this story.

a)don't fuck (around) with crazy women.
b)just because women laugh doesn't mean we advocate violence to men, but we are tired of the violence against us
....

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Reply #19 posted 12/06/09 8:20am

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whistle said:

if a man cut a woman's tits off, he'd be written off by society as a Hannibal Lecter-style psycho. when stories like this come out, i feel like women around the world are applauding.

adultery does not give you license to maim, ladies.


If you say so.

But I know that adultery would give my ass a self-appointed license to let the crazy out the cage and do what it may. demon

Don't cheat.
It's what you make it.
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Reply #20 posted 12/06/09 8:26am

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PunkMistress said:

whistle said:

if a man cut a woman's tits off, he'd be written off by society as a Hannibal Lecter-style psycho. when stories like this come out, i feel like women around the world are applauding.

adultery does not give you license to maim, ladies.


If you say so.

But I know that adultery would give my ass a self-appointed license to let the crazy out the cage and do what it may. demon

Don't cheat.

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Reply #21 posted 12/06/09 8:27am

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SCNDLS said:

PunkMistress said:



If you say so.

But I know that adultery would give my ass a self-appointed license to let the crazy out the cage and do what it may. demon

Don't cheat.

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Reply #22 posted 12/06/09 8:33am

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Hell I love a penis. Ain't nothing better than to be caressing and loving the peen. But if the peen ain't got love for me, then I might lose my love for the peen. If the peen gives me something that itches or burns, then the peen might have to itch and burn. I mean, hell I ain't no Elin Woods but I wouldn't let her near knives, lighter fluid, or encourage a BJ if my name was Tiger at this particular moment in time.....
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Reply #23 posted 12/06/09 8:34am

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BklynBabe said:

Hell I love a penis. Ain't nothing better than to be caressing and loving the peen. But if the peen ain't got love for me, then I might lose my love for the peen. If the peen gives me something that itches or burns, then the peen might have to itch and burn. I mean, hell I ain't no Elin Woods but I wouldn't let her near knives, lighter fluid, or encourage a BJ if my name was Tiger at this particular moment in time.....

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Reply #24 posted 12/06/09 9:11am

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PunkMistress said:

whistle said:

if a man cut a woman's tits off, he'd be written off by society as a Hannibal Lecter-style psycho. when stories like this come out, i feel like women around the world are applauding.

adultery does not give you license to maim, ladies.


If you say so.

But I know that adultery would give my ass a self-appointed license to let the crazy out the cage and do what it may. demon

Don't cheat.


everybody says this, 0.000001% of the population does anything.
everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #25 posted 12/06/09 10:43am

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whistle said:

PunkMistress said:



If you say so.

But I know that adultery would give my ass a self-appointed license to let the crazy out the cage and do what it may. demon

Don't cheat.


everybody says this, 0.000001% of the population does anything.


True. In real life, hurt and shock and pain takes over most of the time. But I'd say more like 3-8% of people do some crazy shit (I'll include setting his clothes on fire and busting the windows out of his car).

I know myself and my triggers well, though. I'm extremely possessive and jealous. I have lost my temper violently before (though not in this type of situation; to my knowledge I have not been cheated on), and I can say that even though I'd like to be the bigger person and handle it with grace, adultery would most definitely cause me to lose my fucking shit. stab
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Reply #26 posted 12/06/09 10:49am

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Reply #27 posted 12/06/09 10:53am

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minneapolisgenius said:

noimageatall said:

From Australia. boxed Apparently she said his penis belonged to her and she thought he was cheating on her. He died. She was supposed to be sentenced today. confused



Who ARE these people and what kind of cut-rate "newscast" is this anyway? whofarted lol

"Dude"?


Don't you know I get all my news from them??? lol

They're just on a youtube channel I watch sometimes. shrug I'll find the 'real' story. confused
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Reply #28 posted 12/06/09 10:54am

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SCNDLS said:

BklynBabe said:

Hell I love a penis. Ain't nothing better than to be caressing and loving the peen. But if the peen ain't got love for me, then I might lose my love for the peen. If the peen gives me something that itches or burns, then the peen might have to itch and burn. I mean, hell I ain't no Elin Woods but I wouldn't let her near knives, lighter fluid, or encourage a BJ if my name was Tiger at this particular moment in time.....

spit You's stoopid! mushy

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Reply #29 posted 12/06/09 10:54am

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Can't tell me they couldn't have written some penis chopping into the chorus here
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