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Thread started 12/07/09 2:26pm

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No Masturbating in the Group Showers at U of Mich

Apparently, the students at University of Michigan have taken a shine to polishing their pipes in the group bathrooms. The University has struck back with signs warning students that the pipes are not meant to handle semen, which makes some sense, but as TopCultured.com asks "what else is included in the semen-related costs"?



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Reply #1 posted 12/07/09 2:31pm

Mach

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W T F ?





lol
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Reply #2 posted 12/07/09 2:33pm

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falloff
where do you find these things lol
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #3 posted 12/07/09 2:33pm

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it must have been a right wanker who put up that sign
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Reply #4 posted 12/07/09 2:34pm

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falloff
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Reply #5 posted 12/07/09 2:34pm

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prb said:

falloff
where do you find these things lol

huffington post
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Reply #6 posted 12/07/09 2:34pm

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eek eek eek lol
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OMG! lol
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Reply #8 posted 12/07/09 2:35pm

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it must have been a right wanker who put up that sign

lol
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Reply #9 posted 12/07/09 2:36pm

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falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #10 posted 12/07/09 2:37pm

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I wonder who accounts for all the semen related costs lol
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Reply #11 posted 12/07/09 2:38pm

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chocolatehandles said:

I wonder who accounts for all the semen related costs lol

what are the costs? i need to know!
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Reply #12 posted 12/07/09 2:39pm

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Being from Iowa, I know michigan is "The Cesspool of the East", but I sincerely hope that is a joke.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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unique said:

it must have been a right wanker who put up that sign

falloff
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #14 posted 12/07/09 2:40pm

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Interestingly, the first question I asked when checking out institutes of higher learning was "can I snap my beans in the community showers?"
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Reply #15 posted 12/07/09 2:44pm

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that's jacked off.
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Reply #16 posted 12/07/09 2:46pm

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squirrelgrease said:

Interestingly, the first question I asked when checking out institutes of higher learning was "can I snap my beans in the community showers?"

lol

imma loving this thread giggle
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Reply #17 posted 12/07/09 3:17pm

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I know I'm gonna feel really dumb for asking this, but here goes...

What pipes (aside from those of ___INSERT FAVORITE ORGER'S NAME HERE____) are and aren't meant to handle semen?

Cuz I've been living my life like pipes carry away all kinds of transgressions... boxed
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Reply #18 posted 12/07/09 3:19pm

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realistically... how is semen gonna be a problem for the pipes? Soap and hot water would cut through that... right?
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Reply #19 posted 12/07/09 3:23pm

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Efan said:

I know I'm gonna feel really dumb for asking this, but here goes...

What pipes (aside from those of ___INSERT FAVORITE ORGER'S NAME HERE____) are and aren't meant to handle semen?

Cuz I've been living my life like pipes carry away all kinds of transgressions... boxed


If joy-jism can go down a throat, that same pearlescent love marmalade will make a safe passage through most commercial and household plumbing.
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Reply #20 posted 12/07/09 3:28pm

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squirrelgrease said:

Efan said:

I know I'm gonna feel really dumb for asking this, but here goes...

What pipes (aside from those of ___INSERT FAVORITE ORGER'S NAME HERE____) are and aren't meant to handle semen?

Cuz I've been living my life like pipes carry away all kinds of transgressions... boxed


If joy-jism can go down a throat, that same pearlescent love marmalade will make a safe passage through most commercial and household plumbing.


Thank goodness.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to book a flight to Michigan. Lots of pent-up college guys are gonna be needing some help, and I'm not about to pass up that sidewalk sale.
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Efan said:

squirrelgrease said:



If joy-jism can go down a throat, that same pearlescent love marmalade will make a safe passage through most commercial and household plumbing.


Thank goodness.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to book a flight to Michigan. Lots of pent-up college guys are gonna be needing some help, and I'm not about to pass up that sidewalk sale.


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Reply #22 posted 12/07/09 3:31pm

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Efan said:

squirrelgrease said:



If joy-jism can go down a throat, that same pearlescent love marmalade will make a safe passage through most commercial and household plumbing.


Thank goodness.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to book a flight to Michigan. Lots of pent-up college guys are gonna be needing some help, and I'm not about to pass up that sidewalk sale.

falloff
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Efan said:

squirrelgrease said:



If joy-jism can go down a throat, that same pearlescent love marmalade will make a safe passage through most commercial and household plumbing.


Thank goodness.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to book a flight to Michigan. Lots of pent-up college guys are gonna be needing some help, and I'm not about to pass up that sidewalk sale.

i all ready applied for Masturbation Monitor.
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Reply #24 posted 12/07/09 3:47pm

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yes, please squirt your love juice into the community mattresses in your room instead.... confused
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Reply #25 posted 12/07/09 3:54pm

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I dated a girl that had that tattooed to the back of her neck?
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Reply #26 posted 12/07/09 3:56pm

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I wonder if that's next to the "please flush and wash your hands" signs necessary in all public restrooms for nasty muthafuckas who act like they were raised in barns....
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Reply #27 posted 12/07/09 4:57pm

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They can always place a special bin near by - just like the sanitary one in the ladies toilets.

It can be called the Semen deposit Bin lol
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squirrelgrease said:

Efan said:

I know I'm gonna feel really dumb for asking this, but here goes...

What pipes (aside from those of ___INSERT FAVORITE ORGER'S NAME HERE____) are and aren't meant to handle semen?

Cuz I've been living my life like pipes carry away all kinds of transgressions... boxed


If joy-jism can go down a throat, that same pearlescent love marmalade will make a safe passage through most commercial and household plumbing.


That was so eloquently phrased! I couldn't have said it better myself lol

Semen is water-based, what harm would it be doing to the pipe system?!
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thekidsgirl said:

squirrelgrease said:



If joy-jism can go down a throat, that same pearlescent love marmalade will make a safe passage through most commercial and household plumbing.


That was so eloquently phrased! I couldn't have said it better myself lol

Semen is water-based, what harm would it be doing to the pipe system?!

it's probably the stuff they have to clean up.
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