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Can you tell your ass from your elbow? -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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12/14 | |
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11/14 (geez, who'd have thought those two body parts would resemble each other so much?) | |
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 I can tell an ass from an elbow better than you!-------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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13/14
I goofed the very last one.  | |
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13/14
Damn... that one looked like an ass... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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13/14...
i think it was the third from top rite side i missed I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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Am I that bad? 9/14 "How embarrasing to be human!"
- Kurt Vonnegut, 'Hocus Pocus' |
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12/14 | |
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I only got 11 right.
Now, if only I could remove this piece of toilet paper that's stuck on my elbow.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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If someone were to slash your scrotum apart and let the balls drop to the floor, would you be able to tell one ball from the other? _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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dayum...i guess i don't 13/14
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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13 out of 14. Apparently I can't always! | |
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This reminds me of a greeting card I saw once...
Outside of the card: "Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain??...No?...: Inside: "So YOU'RE the one!!!"
Oh, hush... | |
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14/14...
Fluke  --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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I can tell my ass from my elbow...but apparently I can't tell anyone else's...10-14...(bleah)... | |
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13/14
Apparently one's elbow looked like an ass to me :O _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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13 out of 14, shit!
I made a total elbow out of myself on the last one!! | |
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