Lawd.


Brush.


Floss.


Rinse.



It fucking works!

don't forget mints or use those Wisps!

and why is it people with bad breath want to get all in your personal space?

Imago said:

This thread + you sig line =

Mach said:

I forgot to change it!

This never happens where I work. We actually have "Fresh Breath Corner" - where we keep mints and gum for anyone who wants/needs them.

But some of the actors in the show I'm doing right now...lawd! I'm just glad I don't have to kiss anyone in this cast.

I keep Wisps and gum in my purse - and I drink plenty of water (which also helps).

Imago said:

And Garlic!
I'm sure it's delicious, but it's hell for the people sitting next to you a couple of hours after that.
And it feels like it's some kind of taboo to say something about it
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1013Nightlife said:

onion as well! and yes they are both delicious

Imago said:

The guy advocating tonguing assholes is worried about bad breath? Ironic and appropriate.

Mars23 said:

Mars23 said:

You've got a point. A very good one.
Can you imagine ... tonguing onion or garlic farths

veronikka said:

Coffee.
Oh my god ... all the experiences I had during dancing classes ...
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prolly my biggest "pet peeve" . i keeps binaca and mentos on me and am quick to offer a stank motherfucker one

I'm convinced some people's breath stinks so bad all the time that they just can't smell it anymore.
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The first thing I do when I get up in the morning (before I shower) is brush my teeth (including my tongue). I also carry breath mints on me, to ward off any stinky smells.

I like garlic breath on my man...

psychodelicide said:

fellow fresh breath person

Imago said:

For some people, THAT^ isn't enough.

Some bad breath problems are provoke due to more serious problems with the digestive system.

You can't really smell your own breath, despite the cupped palm maneuver. Just doesn't work.

purplepolitician said:

i was just reading an article on it- hydrogen peroxide mixed with water- ratio 1:1 and gargle 4 30 sec.

ernestsewell said:

some people have underlying problems that persist despite all efforts. My dad had helicobacter pylori. He could chew gum, brush his teeth 5 times a day, drink endless cups of water and still stink, since the smell came from bacteria in his stomach! This was before those 2 Nobel Prize winning Australian guys discovered stomach ulcers were easily treated, and he lived with that for over a decade it took 2 weeks on antacid and anti-biotics to cure him of it for good.

what's worse is people who can't seem to tell you something unless they're all up in your freaking face. sheesh

and always gotta be like "Hiiiii, Hooooow aaaaare yooooou?" It's like can you find some closed mouthed type of words to speak with.

ZombieKitten said:

halitosis ain't no joke! and neither are those listerine breath strips. them bitches take the top lining of your damn tongue

BklynBabe said:

You JUST about made my drink come out of my nose with this pic of Spongebob!

missmad said:

once you put hydrogen peroxide in your mouth...you never want to do it again. It's yucky.

ZombieKitten said:

yes, some people just can't help it. I have worked with small children who had the worst breath and it was because of their upper respiratory problems.

What about people whose breath are soooo minty...?