squirrelgrease said:

And ....technically the poo IS sitting just above that rectum waitin' to come on out...it just aint dropped down all the way - unless you push and give yourself a headache.

People are supposed to shit after almost every meal. A healthy person supposed to have 3 big ole BMs a day or at least 2. Ask any nutritionist/internist. And you can get all up in that colon too if you got a big ole dick and are using a lot of force (how you think them assholes get all stretched out). I mean come on...you aint coming all clean and rosy smellin' outta that. It just aint happenin'! I aint met one guy yet whose done the back door and aint got a little doody or stank on his dick and I know plenty guys into that - none that I would date mind you cuz half of them are gay and the other half just aint cute or smart enough to fuck. Even the couple chicks I know who are into it make a point to use an enema before hand. Why you gonna use an enema if your shit aint nowhere near the spot?

Y'all all up in dookey denial but I aint mad at ya! It aint like I'm loaning you my bedsheets. I just had a thought...some of y'all might have small schlongs so you might actually miss the mud pie.

DesireeNevermind said:

Who eats enough to shit that much?

The enema is to make sure it's truly clean in there w/ no remnants, but the shit isn't sitting right there unless you're actually ready to take a shit.

CalhounSq said:

Kids and animals shit quite frequently...seems only adult humans get the once a day or once a week schedule no doubt because of our poor diets an unhealthy digestive system. Adults are more likely to be constipated too. One day take a look at a kid's shit brick...it's probably bigger than yours and probably floats too, which is a sign of a healthy stool.

Ahh so you say there are remnants of the in the rectum? Well well. First you said there wasn't anything there now we gotz remnants. Enough to get your dick glazed and smelling like fart no less.

DesireeNevermind said:

#1 - you're confused

#2 - I don't have kids so I won't be looking @ anyone's bricks

#3 - I don't have a dick

#4 - a remnant is very different from a load waiting to drop. I'm talking traces, but you seem stuck on the idea of people's asses staying chock full of shit so just carry on

CalhounSq said:

#1 - nope...u r
#2 - you should...it's an education
#3 - ok, so have you at least felt a dick inside you?
#4 - That's your sstory and ur stickin' 2 it eh?

DesireeNevermind said:

You like looking ridiculous, don't you? carry on, chile

That's why you my baby daddy #1. You ain't NEVA got to worry about me asking for no gatdamn anal. I'm good!

damn . this thread started out so hot too. Now I just want to poop .

SCNDLS said:

Oh come on, just ONCE? I'll be gentle.

DesireeNevermind said:

For the zillionth time, does not sit in your rectum just waiting to smear on a dick. It's usually nowhere near that area unless you're about to have a BM. It stays way up in your colon.

uPtoWnNY said:

Okay, then I'll be gentle when I return the favor to you. I promise.

SCNDLS said:

he might take you up on that. then you will have to comply - because you promised.

DesireeNevermind said:

Dang, you right

Okay, Uptown, how bout this? I fuck you in yo ass first and then I'll owe ya one. Deal?

PunkMistress said:

but there are people are who don't wash their asses thoroughly.....

bboy87 said:

YES!!! Man I dated this one dude who had skid marks in his drawers. Kicked his nasty ass to the curb and quick!

then some people are on that alternate fat diet which gives you runny ass.

All ne1 need do is stick their finger up their own ass...if it comes out smellin' like roses...then you're a daisy and I salute you.

CalhounSq said:

Kids and animals shit quite frequently...seems only adult humans get the once a day or once a week schedule no doubt because of our poor diets an unhealthy digestive system. Adults are more likely to be constipated too. One day take a look at a kid's shit brick...it's probably bigger than yours and probably floats too, which is a sign of a healthy stool.

All ne1 need do is stick their finger up their own ass...if it comes out smellin' like roses...then you're a daisy and I salute you.

DesireeNevermind said:

That's me. Mine is so clean you could eat off it.

uPtoWnNY said:

Is that your way of saying you accept SCNDLS' proposal to have assplay with you first?

sextonseven said:

Good lookin' out

I don't know why but Uptown always clams up when I ask him to go first.

SCNDLS said:

When someone says their ass is so clean, you can eat off it, it sounds like an invite to me.

uPtoWnNY said:

Is that your way of saying you accept SCNDLS' proposal to have assplay with you first?

sextonseven said:

Anything just to get in her good stuff!

DesireeNevermind said:

A stool that floats is actually NOT a sign of a healthy stool.

uPtoWnNY said:

Damn . . .

DesireeNevermind said:

That's me. Mine is so clean you could eat off it.

SCNDLS said:

Well, there it is. Just be prepared to pay uPtoWn back properly when the time comes.

And tell us all about it too.

uPtoWnNY said:

i;m suddenly thinking of tamales

sextonseven said: