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Printablephunkdaddy said: Vendetta1 said:  And I don't watch porn unless there is anal sex in it.Damn! I won't lie i've seen a couple of pornos where females spread that ass open it looks good enough to tap but damn i just can't do it man,not in the doody hole. I've even had a couple of females tell me back in the day they down with it but i just can't do it.  That's why you my baby daddy #1. You ain't NEVA got to worry about me asking for no gatdamn anal. I'm good!  | |
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SCNDLS said: phunkdaddy said: Damn! I won't lie i've seen a couple of pornos where females spread that ass open it looks good enough to tap but damn i just can't do it man,not in the doody hole. I've even had a couple of females tell me back in the day they down with it but i just can't do it. That's why you my baby daddy #1. You ain't NEVA got to worry about me asking for no gatdamn anal. I'm good!  Don't laugh at my funk
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Fuck doggy style....I like to be on top of my man. Get all up on that dick and ride it like I'm at the Kentucky Derby. Have the juice shoot up like a rocket into my love nest. Look down at him making those crazy ass expressions...smack his face and dare him to do something about it. 
Honestly...I think men's favorite postion is the Lazy Boy. Sittin in a chair gettin their knob slobbed. | |
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phunkdaddy said: Vendetta1 said: And I don't watch porn unless there is anal sex in it.Damn! I won't lie i've seen a couple of pornos where females spread that ass open it looks good enough to tap but damn i just can't do it man,not in the doody hole. I've even had a couple of females tell me back in the day they down with it but i just can't do it. I gotz new respect for you. I can't imagine though...if I was a dude...having hot  on my dick.
I can't imagine...female or male...having cum in my ass. 
I hate anal porn...especially when them fools poot out that cum. It's just nasty! | |
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SCNDLS said: phunkdaddy said: Damn! I won't lie i've seen a couple of pornos where females spread that ass open it looks good enough to tap but damn i just can't do it man,not in the doody hole. I've even had a couple of females tell me back in the day they down with it but i just can't do it. That's why you my baby daddy #1. You ain't NEVA got to worry about me asking for no gatdamn anal. I'm good!   | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Fuck doggy style....I like to be on top of my man. Get all up on that dick and ride it like I'm at the Kentucky Derby. Have the juice shoot up like a rocket into my love nest. Look down at him making those crazy ass expressions...smack his face and dare him to do something about it.
Honestly...I think men's favorite postion is the Lazy Boy. Sittin in a chair gettin their knob slobbed. I'd love you to ride my dick like you're at the Kentucky Derby.  | |
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Dave1992 said: DesireeNevermind said: Fuck doggy style....I like to be on top of my man. Get all up on that dick and ride it like I'm at the Kentucky Derby. Have the juice shoot up like a rocket into my love nest. Look down at him making those crazy ass expressions...smack his face and dare him to do something about it.
Honestly...I think men's favorite postion is the Lazy Boy. Sittin in a chair gettin their knob slobbed. I'd love you to ride my dick like you're at the Kentucky Derby. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: phunkdaddy said: Damn! I won't lie i've seen a couple of pornos where females spread that ass open it looks good enough to tap but damn i just can't do it man,not in the doody hole. I've even had a couple of females tell me back in the day they down with it but i just can't do it. I gotz new respect for you. I can't imagine though...if I was a dude...having hot on my dick.
I can't imagine...female or male...having cum in my ass.
I hate anal porn...especially when them fools poot out that cum. It's just nasty! I think the idea is not to have shit on one's dick, or in one's ass  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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DoggystyleLuvr said: Ever since I was young, I always favored doggystyle. Why is that? I look for it in porn, and it just gets me going. Women don't seem to mind too much (which I'm glad about that), so it makes it easy for me. I've heard that it is a "power" thing, but I personally don't see it that way. It isn't my intention to show dominance or anything like that, it just is what turns me on the most. From behind, it don't even matter if the azz is flat or not....
Speak for yourself. I prefer women. small circles, big wheels!
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CalhounSq said: DesireeNevermind said: I gotz new respect for you. I can't imagine though...if I was a dude...having hot on my dick.
I can't imagine...female or male...having cum in my ass.
I hate anal porn...especially when them fools poot out that cum. It's just nasty! I think the idea is not to have shit on one's dick, or in one's ass | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Fuck doggy style....I like to be on top of my man. Get all up on that dick and ride it like I'm at the Kentucky Derby. Have the juice shoot up like a rocket into my love nest. Look down at him making those crazy ass expressions...smack his face and dare him to do something about it.
Honestly...I think men's favorite postion is the Lazy Boy. Sittin in a chair gettin their knob slobbed. Desiree slappin' mofos and shit like, "What??!!" | |
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Dave1992 said: SCNDLS said: That's why you my baby daddy #1. You ain't NEVA got to worry about me asking for no gatdamn anal. I'm good!  | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: Fuck doggy style....I like to be on top of my man. Get all up on that dick and ride it like I'm at the Kentucky Derby. Have the juice shoot up like a rocket into my love nest. Look down at him making those crazy ass expressions...smack his face and dare him to do something about it.
Honestly...I think men's favorite postion is the Lazy Boy. Sittin in a chair gettin their knob slobbed. Desiree slappin' mofos and shit like, "What??!!"   | |
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SCNDLS said: Dave1992 said: More like:  | |
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Dave1992 said: SCNDLS said: More like: That too  | |
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Vendetta1 said: CalhounSq said: I think the idea is not to have shit on one's dick, or in one's ass No, they have no idea what they are talking about. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: phunkdaddy said: Damn! I won't lie i've seen a couple of pornos where females spread that ass open it looks good enough to tap but damn i just can't do it man,not in the doody hole. I've even had a couple of females tell me back in the day they down with it but i just can't do it. I gotz new respect for you. I can't imagine though...if I was a dude...having hot on my dick.
I can't imagine...female or male...having cum in my ass.
I hate anal porn...especially when them fools poot out that cum. It's just nasty! 12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Fuck doggy style....I like to be on top of my man. Get all up on that dick and ride it like I'm at the Kentucky Derby. Have the juice shoot up like a rocket into my love nest. Look down at him making those crazy ass expressions...smack his face and dare him to do something about it.
Honestly...I think men's favorite postion is the Lazy Boy. Sittin in a chair gettin their knob slobbed.  I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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DesireeNevermind said: phunkdaddy said: Damn! I won't lie i've seen a couple of pornos where females spread that ass open it looks good enough to tap but damn i just can't do it man,not in the doody hole. I've even had a couple of females tell me back in the day they down with it but i just can't do it. I gotz new respect for you. I can't imagine though...if I was a dude...having hot on my dick.
I can't imagine...female or male...having cum in my ass.
I hate anal porn...especially when them fools poot out that cum. It's just nasty!  I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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Dave1992 said: DesireeNevermind said: Fuck doggy style....I like to be on top of my man. Get all up on that dick and ride it like I'm at the Kentucky Derby. Have the juice shoot up like a rocket into my love nest. Look down at him making those crazy ass expressions...smack his face and dare him to do something about it.
Honestly...I think men's favorite postion is the Lazy Boy. Sittin in a chair gettin their knob slobbed. I'd love you to ride my dick like you're at the Kentucky Derby. Or like you have nine Ring Wraiths chasing you . . . . . (LOTR reference) I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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Anticipating a new franchise - there's already many variations of Cum Farters, but Cum Pooters has gone unused to the best of my knowledge I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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..  i jest dont give a damn no mo.THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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CalhounSq said: Anticipating a new franchise - there's already many variations of Cum Farters, but Cum Pooters has gone unused to the best of my knowledge
computers?  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: phunkdaddy said: Damn! I won't lie i've seen a couple of pornos where females spread that ass open it looks good enough to tap but damn i just can't do it man,not in the doody hole. I've even had a couple of females tell me back in the day they down with it but i just can't do it. I gotz new respect for you. I can't imagine though...if I was a dude...having hot on my dick.
For the zillionth time, does not sit in your rectum just waiting to smear on a dick. It's usually nowhere near that area unless you're about to have a BM. It stays way up in your colon.
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wow PM, you really know your shit. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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PunkMistress said: DesireeNevermind said: I gotz new respect for you. I can't imagine though...if I was a dude...having hot on my dick.
For the zillionth time, does not sit in your rectum just waiting to smear on a dick. It's usually nowhere near that area unless you're about to have a BM. It stays way up in your colon.
What if you have a super long shween? If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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whistle said: wow PM, you really know your shit.
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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JustErin said: Vendetta1 said: Exactly. I have no idea wth they are talking about.
No, they have no idea what they are talking about. | |
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whistle said: wow PM, you really know your shit.
Ass. | |
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squirrelgrease said: PunkMistress said:
For the zillionth time, does not sit in your rectum just waiting to smear on a dick. It's usually nowhere near that area unless you're about to have a BM. It stays way up in your colon.
What if you have a super long shween? And ....technically the poo IS sitting just above that rectum waitin' to come on out...it just aint dropped down all the way - unless you push and give yourself a headache. People are supposed to shit after almost every meal. A healthy person supposed to have 3 big ole BMs a day or at least 2. Ask any nutritionist/internist. And you can get all up in that colon too if you got a big ole dick and are using a lot of force (how you think them assholes get all stretched out). I mean come on...you aint coming all clean and rosy smellin' outta that. It just aint happenin'! I aint met one guy yet whose done the back door and aint got a little doody or stank on his dick and I know plenty guys into that - none that I would date mind you cuz half of them are gay and the other half just aint cute or smart enough to fuck. Even the couple chicks I know who are into it make a point to use an enema before hand. Why you gonna use an enema if your shit aint nowhere near the spot? Y'all all up in dookey denial but I aint mad at ya! It aint like I'm loaning you my bedsheets. I just had a thought...some of y'all might have small schlongs so you might actually miss the mud pie.  | |
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