squirrelgrease said:

I'll draw you a diagram

ZombieKitten said:

doggystyle

Cos you can sneak a peek at their bumhole

I don't care what position it is as long as you fuck me hard and it's rough.

DoggystyleLuvr said:

Because humans are just highly evolved animals, and "doggystyle" (or for that matter, "3 toed slothstyle" or "chimpanzeestyle") is the way most land animals and, especially mammals tend, on the whole, to have sex.

This is probably because:

(a) animals walk on all fours.

(b) in that position, the genitals are optimally positioned for deep penetration and therefore the deposit of semen at the neck of the cervix.

The face to face "missionary" position was encouraged by the medieval Catholic church because, so they said, doggystyle (although I doubt they used exactly that term) was of the beasts. For instance, the highly influential catholic theologian St Thomas Aquinas taught that having sexual intercourse in any other position than face to face was an unnatural act, an abomination and, ultimately therefore, a sin.

There, I bet that took all the enjoyment out of it for ya. You just think about all that next time you're humping away monkey-boy.
[Edited 12/5/09 11:55am]

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

PunkMistress said:

It's my fave (though wheel barrel, I think it's called, is catching up) - he goes in deeper, there's more ass slapping, it's kind of interesting not being able to see anything, & I like the lack of control...

CalhounSq said:

do you mean like this?
http://sexfurniturepositi...rillo.html

ZombieKitten said:

Yea, that's the position. I don't have any furniture to accompany it though but I guess my wedge would come in handy if the guy were tall enough Luckily my bed is high

CalhounSq said:

I didn't know that had a name.

I like it a lot.

WTF?

Vendetta1 said:

Seemed appropriate.





Hey you. Btw, you gotta smile brighter than the sun.

slimhustle said:

"oops:

Thank you.

Vendetta1 said:

Because with doggystyle we can ALL PRETEND that we're Tiger Woods!!!