SCNDLS said:

I gotz the 8mm (for that snuff look) and the camcorder (for that soft porn look). I also claim rights to the original taping as well as distribution with 60% off the top. Rest a y'all gonna have to split the proceeds....of course that's after the tax man get paid, and my agent get paid, and we donate to that charity I run for wayward hot guys looking for day labor gigs. Charity is strictly for making us all look legit. We don't want to be compared to Tiger Woods after all.

DesireeNevermind said:

Porn industry mofos are shaaaaaddddeeeee!

noimageatall said:

I swear, you better not be a lazy lay, that's my role.

SCNDLS said:

I just wanna keep puttin' quarters in.

noimageatall said:

damn if that aint some recession pay. not even a fiddy cent piece.

DesireeNevermind said:

Hey...times are tough all over.

noimageatall said:

damn if that aint some recession pay. not even a fiddy cent piece.

noimageatall said:

you aint lyin....

DesireeNevermind said:

And you see what SCNDLS and sexton have had to resort to for some extra money?




I'm just tryin' to help out.

noimageatall said:

For booze??? Never!

Now, for shoes . . . mayhaps.

SCNDLS said:

and she aint talkin' payless shoes neitha!


that reminds me....how you gonna pay less for shoes that didn't cost nothin' to make in the first place? pleather flats and plastic pumps. I mean they're cute on TV but um....nah.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Don't you know Payless are throw-away shoes? Something like the crack dealers use? You know...use 'em once and throw 'em away.

noimageatall said:

Totally! I think the last/only time I bought Payless shoes I was in high school and out somewhere and my shoe broke or something so it was an absolute emergency. They were immejetly discarded and never worn again.

SCNDLS said:

So they the half-a-date shoe...

noimageatall said:

Nah, more like these fools is shootin' at the party and I broke my shoe runnin' shoe

Ever since I was young, I always favored doggystyle. Why is that? I look for it in porn, and it just gets me going. Women don't seem to mind too much (which I'm glad about that), so it makes it easy for me. I've heard that it is a "power" thing, but I personally don't see it that way. It isn't my intention to show dominance or anything like that, it just is what turns me on the most. From behind, it don't even matter if the azz is flat or not....

SCNDLS said:

You know the label on the bottom of the box says, "Payless Shoe side effects may be hazardous to your health. Do Not Run from bullets."

SCNDLS said:

You know the label on the bottom of the box says, "Payless Shoe side effects may be hazardous to your health. Do Not Run from bullets."

noimageatall said:

WARNING: Payless shoes contain ingredients hazardous to your reputation. Prolonged use of payless shoes will result in corns, nubs, bunions, bullet holes, blisters, and skid marks when fleeing house parties.

DesireeNevermind said:

Just a fool!