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PrintableRenHoek said: mimi07 said:  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!  | |
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BklynBabe said: "hoe" is a gardening tool but is homophonic with "ho"
Well wait, looks like Tiger was doing some gardening too.  , I'm just saying? 
It's ho. | |
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bboy87 said: Identity said: 
This Just In: Hoe #6 Mindy Lawton Gives Exclusive Interview 
'Tiger Had Me In The Rough' Click here for article & video clip Sorry for the word... but this bitch was born rough! Homegirl prolly came out the womb lookin' a hard livin' 30 year old  "we make our heroes in America only to destroy them" | |
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Will Tiger's Next PR Move Be Rehab For Sex Addiction? December 2009 As more and more women say they've had sex with Tiger Woods, the notion of "Tiger Woods: Sex Addict" is being tossed around the blogosphere. Naturally, Dr. Drew is weighing in, saying: "It's safe to say that sex addiction might be part of his problem." And sex addiction has been claimed by a bevy of stars including Michael Douglas and David Duchovny, who recently went to rehab for it. Now, Duchovny is back with wife Tea Leoni with his image more or less intact. So sex-addiction rehab might have saved his marriage and his image. Duchovny is no Tiger Woods, in terms of billion-dollar global reach rested on a squeaky-clean public persona. But America loves to blame its behavior on medical problems ("It wasn't me--it was my problem!"), and it loves to forgive those who admit they have such problems. So the same tactic might work for Tiger. (It would also be good for Tiger's sponsors, who are now tacitly endorsing his sleeping with anyone who moves). In private, Woods was nothing like we thought. Tiger's expanding black book suggests he might have deeper issues that require some discussion with therapists (or, at least, that he might be able to blame on "a problem" instead of just mindless cheating). If such is the case, he might consider pulling a Duchovny: He might enter rehab for sex addiction. If he's doing this to help his image, he needs to be public about it: He must hold a press conference, face the cameras and apologize to his family, fans and business associates. If Woods can successfully persuade people that he has a problem, he'll be quickly forgiven. But he screws it up--and makes it appear he's just blaming a "problem" to rescue his image--he'll be worse off than he is now. http://www.businessinside...on-2009-12 | |
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Identity said:
Will Tiger's Next PR Move Be Rehab For Sex Addiction? December 2009 As more and more women say they've had sex with Tiger Woods, the notion of "Tiger Woods: Sex Addict" is being tossed around the blogosphere. Naturally, Dr. Drew is weighing in, saying: "It's safe to say that sex addiction might be part of his problem." And sex addiction has been claimed by a bevy of stars including Michael Douglas and David Duchovny, who recently went to rehab for it. Now, Duchovny is back with wife Tea Leoni with his image more or less intact. So sex-addiction rehab might have saved his marriage and his image. Duchovny is no Tiger Woods, in terms of billion-dollar global reach rested on a squeaky-clean public persona. But America loves to blame its behavior on medical problems ("It wasn't me--it was my problem!"), and it loves to forgive those who admit they have such problems. So the same tactic might work for Tiger. (It would also be good for Tiger's sponsors, who are now tacitly endorsing his sleeping with anyone who moves). In private, Woods was nothing like we thought. Tiger's expanding black book suggests he might have deeper issues that require some discussion with therapists (or, at least, that he might be able to blame on "a problem" instead of just mindless cheating). If such is the case, he might consider pulling a Duchovny: He might enter rehab for sex addiction. If he's doing this to help his image, he needs to be public about it: He must hold a press conference, face the cameras and apologize to his family, fans and business associates. If Woods can successfully persuade people that he has a problem, he'll be quickly forgiven. But he screws it up--and makes it appear he's just blaming a "problem" to rescue his image--he'll be worse off than he is now. http://www.businessinside...on-2009-12 So, he's gonna pull an Eric Benet, huh?  | |
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Will Tiger's Next PR Move Be Rehab For Sex Addiction? December 2009 As more and more women say they've had sex with Tiger Woods, the notion of "Tiger Woods: Sex Addict" is being tossed around the blogosphere. Naturally, Dr. Drew is weighing in, saying: "It's safe to say that sex addiction might be part of his problem." And sex addiction has been claimed by a bevy of stars including Michael Douglas and David Duchovny, who recently went to rehab for it. Now, Duchovny is back with wife Tea Leoni with his image more or less intact. So sex-addiction rehab might have saved his marriage and his image. Duchovny is no Tiger Woods, in terms of billion-dollar global reach rested on a squeaky-clean public persona. But America loves to blame its behavior on medical problems ("It wasn't me--it was my problem!"), and it loves to forgive those who admit they have such problems. So the same tactic might work for Tiger. (It would also be good for Tiger's sponsors, who are now tacitly endorsing his sleeping with anyone who moves). In private, Woods was nothing like we thought. Tiger's expanding black book suggests he might have deeper issues that require some discussion with therapists (or, at least, that he might be able to blame on "a problem" instead of just mindless cheating). If such is the case, he might consider pulling a Duchovny: He might enter rehab for sex addiction. If he's doing this to help his image, he needs to be public about it: He must hold a press conference, face the cameras and apologize to his family, fans and business associates. If Woods can successfully persuade people that he has a problem, he'll be quickly forgiven. But he screws it up--and makes it appear he's just blaming a "problem" to rescue his image--he'll be worse off than he is now. http://www.businessinside...on-2009-12 I personally don't think the public buys this "sex addiction" pr shit. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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An addiction would be the only explanation I could offer for banging this ho. | |
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Identity said:
An addiction would be the only explanation I could offer for banging this ho. oh that is a fugle ass twat - I think he needs the opticians, a brain scan and also his dick looked at for STDs. Skanky idiot - if I was his wife he would have been literally kicked to the touchline oh yes....  "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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No one except Radaronline is claiming that Elin moved out. Not a single media outlet yet been able to prove it. Therefore, I think she's standing by her man. | |
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Identity said: No one except Radaronline is claiming that Elin moved out. Not a single media outlet yet been able to prove it. Therefore, I think she's standing by her man.
If it was me I don't think I could look at him without wanting to smack him in the mouth   "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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SCNDLS said: babynoz said: Six?.....Tha' hell,
Did he lose it after his pops died or was he always living the double life? Always. I knew when he was kicking it hard with MJ, Charles Barkley, and Kobe what was up. 
I just knew some video would surface. I bet the tabloid releases that shit NOW. 
And, someone needs to teach these "hos" the meaning of the word "mistress." If you're still waiting on tables and driving a Saturn after giving up the ass for 2-3 years, you ain't a mistress. 
Say whatchu want about Kim in Atlanta but that heffa worked her hustle to infinity. Now that bitch need to teach a Master class on that shit and I'm sitting in the front row with a tape recorder. 
[Edited 12/6/09 8:11am] Cold. But true. | |
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babynoz said: SCNDLS said: Babynoz, I told ya. Yup. I never paid much attention to him but I always thought of him as kinda geeky. Little did I know. I never would have imagined in a million years... | |
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Identity said:
An addiction would be the only explanation I could offer for banging this ho. I told this to SCNDLS awhile back about muthafuckas havin' low standards It's true that you shouldn't put pussy on the pedestal.....but you shouldn't put it in the dog food dish either 
THAT right there is a true example of Dog Dish Pussy. Cooch lips prolly smell like Pedigree "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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SCNDLS said: babynoz said: Yup. I never paid much attention to him but I always thought of him as kinda geeky. Little did I know. Freek-a-leek! But see, even when Tiger first came on the scene, he had some freaky deaky tendencies. I remember very clearly on the Arenio Hall show Arenio was making jokes about T-dub...little dude was only in the sports game for a minute an already he was telling Arsenio: "man....all these girls..  "
Arsenio was like "whoooa, now slow down, Tiger  "
...you know for however Arsenio currently identifies (sexshally speaking )...back in the day he too had his share of hos and their hands in his pockets...I think he was trying to tell that young brotha calm his happy ass down & watch his wallet. Can't find that clip on youtube, but I remember it well. Preceisely for the fact that T-dub looked so clean cut. I was shocked then, and am pretty much flabbergasted now. Who knew? | |
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Identity said: No one except Radaronline is claiming that Elin moved out. Not a single media outlet yet been able to prove it. Therefore, I think she's standing by her man.
Wow.
And I wish people would stop rationalizing for male adulterers like Tiger Woods by giving them the ludicrous label of "sex addict" as an excuse for their infidelity. Let a powerful and famous married woman sleep around with several men. She'd be labeled a "deceptive whore" immediately, as should men like Tiger, excuse me, I mean Cheetah Woods. "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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Preceisely for the fact that T-dub looked so clean cut. I was shocked then, and am pretty much flabbergasted now. Who knew?
true...look what happened to lil Tevin Campbell
boys be looking all young, innocent, and tender and then bam....hoes and trannies and bathroom sex! | |
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Identity said: The question on my mind is: how much humiliation and scandal is too much for Mrs Woods? There's no way I'd share a bed with Tiger ever again. She needs to put him out like a stray dog & go get tested for STDs.
...and break his bank while she's at it. How can you have all this going on with a wife at home, pregnant with your children, and just bump bellies with every waitress refilling your Coke cup at Hooters...??? Good grief...and to think he may have been banging these chicks raw | |
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JackieBlue said: RodeoSchro said: I don't know...those texts are dated after all this became public. She could have texted any old thing to her friend last week and then produced them as "evidence" of an affair. Unless those are from December 2, 2008 but I don't see a year on them. I call preliminary BS on this one. That's what I was thinking. Maybe there's not enough evidence for her to be an official Tigerho just yet. I'm sure TMZ is looking into it tho. Is it wrong that I check this thread every 15 minutes for updates? Nooo!!!!! This has got to be one of the best running commentary threads the org has seen for 2009 | |
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Tiger Woods has been good for almost 2 weeks of good snarking!
Thanks Tiger! | |
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ESPN just said that an Orlando TV station is reporting a woman was taken out of Tiger Woods' home at 3:30 this morning and is in the hospital on life support.
Wow. | |
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ESPN said the woman was taken out of Woods' house but this report says it was the same area:
Woman in Isleworth taken to hospital
Updated: Tuesday, 08 Dec 2009, 7:03 AM EST Published : Tuesday, 08 Dec 2009, 6:09 AM EST (WOFL FOX 35) - There are reports of a rescue call in Isleworth in the same area where Tiger Woods crashed his SUV nearly two weeks ago. An ambulance was called out to Deacon Circle at 2:35 a.m. Tuesday. Witnesses say the ambulance transported a female patient to Health Central Hospital. A black SUV, similar to the one Tiger Woods crashed the Friday after Thanksgiving, showed up at the hospital minutes later. FOX 35 talked to Orange County Fire and Rescue. They would not confirm who called 911 or who was transported. http://www.myfoxorlando.c...ontroversy | |
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mimi07 said: 
[Edited 12/7/09 18:32pm]
This is the best thread in ages!
Thank you Tiger, thank you for putting a smile on my face again.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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RodeoSchro said: ESPN said the woman was taken out of Woods' house but this report says it was the same area:
Woman in Isleworth taken to hospital
Updated: Tuesday, 08 Dec 2009, 7:03 AM EST Published : Tuesday, 08 Dec 2009, 6:09 AM EST (WOFL FOX 35) - There are reports of a rescue call in Isleworth in the same area where Tiger Woods crashed his SUV nearly two weeks ago. An ambulance was called out to Deacon Circle at 2:35 a.m. Tuesday. Witnesses say the ambulance transported a female patient to Health Central Hospital. A black SUV, similar to the one Tiger Woods crashed the Friday after Thanksgiving, showed up at the hospital minutes later. FOX 35 talked to Orange County Fire and Rescue. They would not confirm who called 911 or who was transported. http://www.myfoxorlando.c...ontroversy They're now reporting that a "blonde woman" was driving the Escalade that arrived at the hospital later. I wonder if both mothers-in-law are still in residence... We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Identity said:
OK he looks good in this picture  | |
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bboy87 said: Identity said:
An addiction would be the only explanation I could offer for banging this ho. I told this to SCNDLS awhile back about muthafuckas havin' low standards It's true that you shouldn't put pussy on the pedestal.....but you shouldn't put it in the dog food dish either
THAT right there is a true example of Dog Dish Pussy. Cooch lips prolly smell like Pedigree  Bboy . . .  | |
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Ottensen said: SCNDLS said: Freek-a-leek! But see, even when Tiger first came on the scene, he had some freaky deaky tendencies. I remember very clearly on the Arenio Hall show Arenio was making jokes about T-dub...little dude was only in the sports game for a minute an already he was telling Arsenio: "man....all these girls.. "
Arsenio was like "whoooa, now slow down, Tiger "
...you know for however Arsenio currently identifies (sexshally speaking )...back in the day he too had his share of hos and their hands in his pockets...I think he was trying to tell that young brotha calm his happy ass down & watch his wallet. Can't find that clip on youtube, but I remember it well. Preceisely for the fact that T-dub looked so clean cut. I was shocked then, and am pretty much flabbergasted now. Who knew? Judging by the company he kept and his sheer sloppiness I'm only surprised it took this long to come out. | |
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An addiction would be the only explanation I could offer for banging this ho. | |
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Genesia said: RodeoSchro said: ESPN said the woman was taken out of Woods' house but this report says it was the same area:
http://www.myfoxorlando.c...ontroversy They're now reporting that a "blonde woman" was driving the Escalade that arrived at the hospital later. I wonder if both mothers-in-law are still in residence... I bet it's her mother who flew in a few days ago.  Hope she's well but they're saying "advanced life support" | |
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Identity said:
An addiction would be the only explanation I could offer for banging this ho. Makes me feel good about my life. I'll never have Tiger's loot, but I've never banged anything as hideous as that. I have higher standards than Tiger. | |
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Reports are now that whoever was taken to the hospital has been released.
It's hard to tell from the video who was in the ambulance but it didn't look like Tiger's mom. It looked like Elin or maybe Elin's mom. Elin has a twin sister, so if it wasn't Elin driving the Escalade, that could have been who was driving the Escalade. I hope everyone is OK. I don't think Tiger Woods will ever win another major. Maybe not even another tournament. This guy is MESSED UP. | |
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