bboy87 said:

You and your captions!

Did the black one ever get a write up on TMZ or anywhere else besides MediaTakeout? Is she official or just a MediaFakeout?

*dead* at insert pic of random ho here moment

SCNDLS said:

You know some sista saw her picture and said "Aye, that's the bitch who made my onion rings last week!"

BklynBabe said:

Tigger was blessed with an overabundace o' hos. He's got hos aplenty!

I was watching Boondocks the other night and they were showing the Xmas episode. And I thought about this thread when Jazmine said:

It's time to take the ho-hos out the music videos . . . and put 'em in your mouth. Nowadays, people think ho-ho-ho means the Hilton sisters standing next to Nicole Ritchie.

bboy87 said:

JackieBlue said:

No. However she has been seen in the company of Jamie Foxx. That alone qualifies her for 'Ho' status.

Tiger Woods is back in the hospital!

I don't blame Elin one little bit. Truly!!

The convos these 2 must've had.....

Speaking of Derek Jeter, rumor has it that Tigger met Ho #1 at DJ's apartment whom she also used to date.

Shit even the ho's mama is spilling tea.

Who says that Derek Jeter had a love affair with Rachel Uchitel? None other than Rachel Uchitel's mom, who reportedly told Us Magazine that her daughter has dated Derek Jeter in the past. Why Rachel Uchitel's mother would feel compelled to share this information with Us Magazine is not known at this point, but with the media frenzy surrounding her daughter as the Tiger Woods story continues to grow, any admission, big or small, is bound to get a lot of attention.

While it might initially seem doubtful that the report that Uchitel dated Jeter will matter much to Tiger Woods, it is another piece of the puzzle in terms of who Rachel Uchitel actually is. She seems to have a strong predilection for famous athletes as her mother also mentioned that she has dated Yankee Alex Rodriguez in the past as well.

http://www.associatedcont...html?cat=2
[Edited 12/7/09 11:26am]

bboy87 said:

well I hope Elin calls Juanita for some tips, cuz Juanita got pizzaid.

SCNDLS said:

damn ma dukes is like "mah daughter is a ho!"

11 Types of Hoes


11. "The Undercover Ho" - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.

10. "The Church Ho" - Her hair and nails is always done. This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.

9. "High Class Ho" - (also known as the "Glamour Ho") - This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and hot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.

8. "Old Ho" - The OLE Ho used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all of the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, gringding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.

7. "Nasty Ho" - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a "tight" body and be found working in a strip club.

6. "Sneaky Ho" - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.

5. "Bourgeios Ho" - This type of ho is educated and professional woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. To the outside, these women are perfect, however these Ho's have multiple partners and sleep with married men like "Undercover Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by men just like "Stupid Ho," obsessed with name brands and status like "High Class Ho," and best of all...Bourgeois Ho looks do! w n on all the other Ho's.

4. "Project Ho" - This Ho is living ghetto faboulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "babies daddies." She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.

3. "Stupid Ho" - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complain s about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.

2. "Crazy Ho" - This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Ho's) jobs, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.

And Finally!!

1. "The Stank Ho" - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. the Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has eluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, ad she sleeps with everyone to justify it.Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about her that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap

Tiger got 3 hoes left!

Is it possible to love a thread as much as I love this one??? You fuckers have me and and with every update!!!

and lawd the abundance of Hos!!! It's like Skanksgiving up in this bitch, talkin' 'bout pass that fuckin' gravy!!!

SCNDLS said:

They should've done it the Jackson way. Fuck the girl, possibly get them pregnant, then have them sign a contract.....with a copy of their new album

I've been hearing for years that Tigger was really gay and that him and a well known actor were involved. The folks that told me he was packing were men. And we all know about Derek so this wouldn't surprise me at all. Maybe he was prepping Ho #1's ass to for a

http://www.thehollywoodgo...rek-jeter/

One of the reasons why Tiger loves the pills? The erotic dreams. According to a friend of Rachel Uchitel, Tiger dreamed of his mistress ... in a menage a trois!

The other two participants: Yankees star Derek Jeter and Bones actor David Boreanaz.

Uchitel reportedly boned Boreanaz, who is married, and was linked to Jeter in the past. She got a sexy email from Woods in which he referenced the flings.

Woods' email said, according to Rachel's so-called friend (via Us Weekly): "I had a dream that we were married and I was leading the tournament."

Then, "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Part of me thinks you would like that."

Naturally, this imagery took its toll on Tiger: "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is wide awake ... need an Ambien."

Thanks to dlisted.com for kinda gettin' it straight...

I love dlisted! lol

Imma go show MK luv right now!

RenHoek said:

RenHoek said:

here's a story
of some skanky ladies
who were fucking with a horny married man

all of them had learn to ho
from their mamas
and how to save voice mails

BklynBabe said:

Chick on the bottom had her teeth to look like Tiger's

http://www.usmagazine.com...gs-2009712

you know Daddy Woods is rolling over in his grave and shitting bricks screaming "no glove, no love, you stupid nucca, no glove, no love!"

....so I wonder how that intensive marriage counseling is going....

Que the porn star...

Who's going to be the 19th hole?

Maybe Tiger played 3 holes on each and is going for 36?

bboy87 said:

And thank God for Dlisted.

Mars23 said:

The jokes really just write themselves, don't they?

RenHoek said:

His taste in ho's is questionable. All but the middle chick in the top row look completely BUSTED

CalhounSq said:

fixed it for you
[Edited 12/7/09 13:16pm]

bboy87 said:

bboy87 said:

go read through the doggystyle thread again and then get back to me...

Just How Much Was Tiger Swinging?
Tiger's Plethora of Hos:

It seems like Tiger Woods's roster of rumored mistresses could practically fill a clubhouse.

In fact, publications like the New York Post have noted that, if the reports are true, Woods, 33, may be linked with as many as nine women.

So what's his reported scorecard look like so far?

Rachel Uchitel: So far, the New York club hostess has been the most notable, and the first to make news, but she was apparently not the first. She has repeatedly denied an affair, but nevertheless hired a high-profile celebrity lawyer and called for a press conference in which it was believed was going to fess up to a relationship. She nixed the press conference at the last minute.



Jaimee Grubbs: The 24-year-old San Diego cocktail waitress and former Tool Academy participant says that she and Woods have slept together some 20 times, and that she has voice mails from him to prove it.

Kalika Moquin: The Las Vegas nightclub marketing manager, 27, has refused to comment on allegations that she and the athlete met up for sex a number of times when he traveled to Las Vegas, according to Life & Style.

Jamie Junger: The 26-year-old reportedly met Woods at a party in Las Vegas while she was doing promotional work for the Bellagio hotel and casino. She told Britain's Sunday Mirror that the they carried on an affair for 18 months.


Mindy Lawton: A waitress at a Perkins restaurant near Woods's Florida home, the 33-year-old and Woods were reportedly nearly exposed in 2007, leading Woods to abruptly break off the relationship. Their affair featured wild sex in Woods's home while his wife was away, according to the U.K.'s News of the World.

Cori Rist: Woods allegedly met the 31-year-old blonde at the Manhattan club Butter last year, but the relationship only lasted a few months, according to to the New York Daily News. She has refused to comment.

British TV Presenter: The Sun also claims that Woods had a fling with an unidentified British television hostess who's now married but was single during their relationship.

Anonymous Florida Cougar: Another Sun allegation, this one was an unidentified wealthy older woman with whom he supposedly trysted in his office. They reportedly met at the Blue Martini bar in Orlando, a location mentioned in accounts of his other alleged affairs. (Meanwhile, TMZ.com has reported that the Orlando nightclub 23 has nicknamed a private VIP area "The Tiger's Room" for him because he's such a frequent guest.)

Two Las Vegas Party Girls and a 'Trailer Trash' Orlando Neighbor: More Sun claims with scant details, but they may just be refering to previously alleged affairs.

Woods's camp has not commented specifically on any of the alleged women, and has asked for privacy as the golfer and his family get through this time.

http://www.people.com/peo...32,00.html
[Edited 12/7/09 13:27pm]

RenHoek said:

comes back in thread on his tricycle

Not much goin' on over there so....

sets up beach chair and gets a glass of lemonade