Ifsixwuz9 said:

So many hos, so little time. My skankometer is running outta juice.

Well, this thing might be about to go in a whole new direction, and one that is decidely worse for Eldrick.

I figured that "New York nightclub hostess" was a euphemism for "hooker" but it's not. Rachel Uchitel isn't a hooker - she's a pimp.

Apparently, her job is to get VIPs, or "whales", anything they want when they visit her club. Drinks, drugs, girls - whatever the whale desires. Kind of like what casinos do for big spenders in Vegas, these big nightclubs in major cities do for big spenders and celebrities.

According to the story below, Uchitel wasn't in Australia to be with Woods. In fact, the author says it's highly unlikely Uchitel has ever slept with Woods. Rather, Uchitel was down there to arrange girls and whatever else Woods wanted.

Same thing with the chick in Vegas, Kalika Moquin. It's unlikely that El Tigre ever boffed her either, but she most likely supplied him with lots of other girls for his personal enjoyment. Jaimee Grubbs, for instance.

I can see a few exposes coming our way, and I can also see a prosecutor or two taking a run at Uchitel and other "nightclub hostesses". That's pretty much how Rudy Giuliani and Elliot Spitzer got their starts.

This, to me anyway, makes Tiger look even sleazier than he already is. Read these two stories and tell me what you think:

http://deadspin.com/54169...e=true&s=x

http://www.blackbookmag.c...itel/13763

SCNDLS said:

I know! Your wordplay has a singsong quality to it.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Of course, you miss the point. This isn't Tiger Woods' fault. It's an illustration that shows what his power in the marketplace is becoming, and how that will play into the retention of his sponsors.

RodeoSchro said:

Thank you, Jesus! Finally! A sighting of SOMEONE with some game. Now, this I believe. Getting Allred to announce a press conference and eliciting a multi-million dollar payout from T-dub without uttering a word in public is a SKRAIT pimp move. If you're gonna be embroiled in this hot mess of a story better to be the pimp rather than the ho fucking for stiff dick and bubblegum. Her parents raised her right.
[Edited 12/10/09 12:23pm]

These outta the woodwork chicks are gettin on my gatdang nerves. It's bad enough that you have women so willing to hook up with a married guy who has money but when you got chicks all proud of it and fighting to get their 15 minutes of press one can't help but feel sorry for the dude.

Granted, Tiger is a dumb ass, no game havin' knee grow with extra change to spend on the ladies. His playa card came up deuces and that's why his marriage is about to fall apart or at best cost him triple what he thought it would but come on....these tricks don't have to blackmail him and tarnish his character the way they are doing. Eight or nine heffas now? They want money to STFU and if they don't get it they are going to go to the press and sell a story or phone/text message? That's just wrong! I bet some of these talkin' coochies didn't do nothing but shake his hand or have some phone sex with him anyway. And besides....who is to say that Elin the wife didn't make life at home miserable for Tiger and that's why he's steppin' out on her. I mean a chick that will take a 9 iron to your head can't be all that good a wifey anyhow.

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, that definitely does make sense.

RodeoSchro said:

Dude seriously? I didn't miss anything. You seem to have a problem with anyone who isn't mad at the dude about his private life.

RodeoSchro said:

Having been around these dudes for years, I know that there are definitely "event planners" and "concierge" that fulfill the coochie corralling role. You can't expect these wealthy and famous often MARRIED men to approach girls on their own in public. It's better to have them "pre-screened" so they know what's up and why they're there.

Best line from the article: (Rachel) She knows where all the coochie is buried

SCNDLS said:

Oh how I hope this chick goes down for pandering.

crumb snatchers


Here's my name calling list for these um....fornicating females trying to bring Tiger down (with some help from him of course).



Gold Diggers
Media Whores
Crumb Snatchers
Soap Box Coochies
Star Fuckers
Cheating Ass Heffas
Tricks
Hookers
Pimp - Rachel Uchitel only
Golf Booty Bandits
Playa Haters
Hos
Busted Ass Women
Snitch Bitch


Okay that about covers it for now.

Ambien ... Ambien did not enhance tiger's ability to dive his car away from his POed wife either.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

She won't cuz technically the girls don't work for her. There's no quid pro quo cuz she's not paying them to have sex. She's just "hosting" a party or event. Girl, I need to get into this biz, I know a lotta dumb hos and my pimp hand is SKRONG

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Dudette, seriously. What irks me about you is that you try to pin this on Elin.

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, she probably won't go down but you can bet there's a prosecutor or two in NYC with political ambitions that will try to conduct the most public investigation possible.

It's a no-lose situation for the prosecutor.

DesireeNevermind said:

Gold Diggers
Golf Booty Bandits

RodeoSchro said:

I'm not trying to "pin" anything on Elin. I just said she's a gold digger with a ring. Was he right for running around? No. But sorry if it's MY opinion that she (a former model turned nanny) did not marry Eldrik, Jr. for his sparkling personality and charm.

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[Edited 12/10/09 12:46pm]

RodeoSchro said:

The only thing they may go after is the drug angle but I bet she's lying low with all that shit now.

you know it probably wouldn't have even been such a big deal if he hadn't been walking around uppity, acting like his shit don't stink. oh well.

I'm loling at Golf Booty Bandits. sounds like a female basketball team. their opponents are probably the Nappy Headed Hos.

We would have never known about any of these groupie chicks if Tiger didn't crash his Escalade into that tree. I mean there were rumours of his cheating but that was just with the one chick - everybody gets one cheat in life.

BklynBabe said:

tiger was not only walking around uppity and rose doo doo but he was acting like his ass wudn't black. He sho nuff black now. And so are his endorsements. Anybody seen any Tiger ads lately?

SCNDLS said:

The only thing the prosecutor is going to go after is PUBLICITY.

They couldn't care less about anything else in cases like this.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

You can have your own opinion, no problem. But you have no idea why she married Tiger.

Some Ideas for names for these ladies!


whores in ones
ball polisher
caddy sluts
shafters
tiger bait
back 9 bandits
Woodies
tee time trollops
green teasers

Ifsixwuz9 said:

If there's any bases to these stories, I hoped she's paid her taxes staight up.... this were they "get you". I'm going to assume some of these ladies who have come forth weren't "employees" of any of these "event planners" cuz they sure are running off at the mouth.


That' lil' icon eating popcorn not going to get, here ya go.

RodeoSchro said:

I know why I would have married Tiger, and it don't rhyme with ick....

DesireeNevermind said:

Actually that porn star told her story about fucking him the night before the wedding back in March. I'm sure the Enquirer woulda dug her ass up to go with the Rachel story. I think all of this woulda spilled out eventually. Lucky for us it happened around the holidays.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

RodeoSchro said:

I guess he will have to change his name....to Cheetah!

RodeoSchro said:

Yeah, kinda why I said "it's my opinion".