SCNDLS said:

But we had "Uncle Bill's" DNA on a dress.

Dec. 8 (Bloomberg) -- No advertisements featuring Tiger Woods have run on prime-time television broadcast networks or 19 cable channels since late last month, after reports of his extramarital affairs, according to data from Nielsen Co.

The last prime-time ad featuring the 33-year-old golfer was a 30-second Gillette Co. spot on Nov. 29, according to New York- based Nielsen. Woods also was absent from ads on a number of weekend sports programs, including NFL games, Nielsen said.

“Last weekend there wasn’t any advertisement during those games,” said Aaron Lewis, a spokesman at Nielsen.

The No. 1 ranked golfer’s standing with the public has plunged in the wake of reports of infidelity that followed a Nov. 27 car accident outside his home near Orlando, Florida. Woods’s ranking among celebrity endorsers plunged to 24th from 6th, according to the Davie Brown Index, which is used to gauge the ability of personalities to influence shoppers.

Woods has endorsement agreements with Accenture Plc, Nike Inc., PepsiCo Inc.’s Gatorade, Tag Heuer International SA watches, Electronic Arts Inc. and Procter & Gamble Co.’s Gillette brand.

Neither Mark Steinberg, Woods’s agent, nor a spokesman, Glenn Greenspan, responded to phone messages or e-mails seeking comment.

The golfer’s $110 million in annual income from endorsements and tournaments, as estimated by Forbes magazine, hinges on his standing with consumers. Woods ranked as the world’s fourth-highest paid celebrity in the 12 months through June 30, the magazine said. In October, he became the first athlete to top $1 billion in career earnings.

ZombieKitten said:

so that's not oral sex, just oral?

NDRU said:

Perhaps if there's no ejaculation it can be considered "heavy petting"?

sextonseven said:

or "pointless?"

Ifsixwuz9 said:

One dress. Not hos in different area codes. Unless Uncle Bill was fucking hos in the Lincoln bedroom it ain't the same.

sextonseven said:

I know that. I'm comparing Bill to Tiger. Bill got head, we don't know of anyone he actually laid up with. Tigga had hos in his wife's house and chicks all over the country, shit all over the world if the reports about the British reporter are true. So on a cheating scale Bill is a 2 while Tigga's a 12.

sextonseven said:

or "pointless?"

SCNDLS said:

So he had the pull to have them cleared to get into the White House rather than going at it in the back of a car. Sex is sex and yeah blow jobs count otherwise they wouldn't be such a hot comodity to watch in the billion dollar US porn industry.

Gatorade dropped Tiger and cancelled his drink, but they made that decision before the poop hit the fan.

However, no one else wants to run any Tiger Woods commercials right now"

SCNDLS said:

I'm saying that counts as having sex with one woman. And in the Oval Office is equal to Tiger having sex in his wife's house when she's preggers. That's why I also said add eight more women to Bill and he and Tiger could be BFFs.

RodeoSchro said:

Well that was to be expected.

I didn't know Tiger even had a Gatorade drink.

sextonseven said:

Okay, but like I said based on volume Tigga is on the other end of the cheating spectrum by himself, so comparatively, his shit is more scandalous IMO.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

LOL, I think that was the problem.

RodeoSchro said:

Well that was to be expected.

I didn't know Tiger even had a Gatorade drink.

SCNDLS said:

but Gene Simmons & Wilt are laughing at both of them right now.

NDRU said:

Neither of them were married tho. BIG difference.

SCNDLS said:

That's why they're laughing.

RodeoSchro said:

All those Gatorade brand drinks taste the same anyway.

NDRU said:

Exactly! We got Tigga on voicemails and possibly on video.

SCNDLS said:

THEY GOT CHEETAH WOODS WITH THE TESSES!!


THE TESSES!!!

bboy87 said:

omigod I was listening to the radio today and dude said text just like that "tess message" and I was like WTF? now folk too lazy for the damn t.

RodeoSchro said:

Well that was to be expected.

I didn't know Tiger even had a Gatorade drink.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

I can't drink them any more, but I sure did like the original Lemon-Lime Gatorade.

Wifey bought a house last year in Sweden in HER own name. She knew something was going down.