minneapolisgenius said:

You obviously have no awareness of the celebrity mag code, gorgeous. Your bolded sentence means she's an anorexic alchoholic. Fish and salad are favourite foodstuffs of anorexics due to the quick saturation of the proteins in the initial stages of digestion - and also allows for easy regurgitation of said foodstuff without acidic bile rotting the back of her teeth. The white wine (as opposed to red) also slows down the body's breakdown of food , giving her about an hour or so to reach her hotel room and bring it all back up without raising suspicion or absorbing calories.

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Ifsixwuz9 said:

Why is Tiger getting so much hate for doing what so many other folks are doing(famous & non-famous)?

December 6 — Golf Meets Football
During a timeout at the Houston Texans/Jacksonville Jaguars football game Sunday, a blonde with a golf club chased a Tiger mascot wearing a red shirt and Nike hat.

uPtoWnNY said:

LMAO, yeah talk radio callers are absolutely where you should get your opinions.

I've been around golf for 30 years. We even sponsored a guy in his attempt to make it on the PGA tour. I can't say I know Jack Nicklaus but I can say that I have never heard anyone say a bad thing about him. I've never heard anyone say he ran around on his wife, or that he was a jerk. On the contrary, Jack Nicklaus is admired by everyone that I've ever met that knows him.

But what does being an asshole have to do with anything? What pisses me off about Woods is that he is a CHEATER. This pisses me off on two levels.

One, obviously, is the moral level. I think anyone that vows monogamy to another owes it to that person to keep that vow. And if they don't want to, they need to be a MAN and tell their spouse before they start stepping out that things aren't good enough.

Cheating is not manly - at ALL.

The second level is that golf is a sport more dependent on honesty than any other sport. Golfers self-regulate. They call penalties themselves. Integrity is the most valued of all traits. If you REALLY want to hurt a golfer, call him a cheater.

There's nothing worse you can say about a golfer. And now, Tiger Woods is a cheater. Maybe not at golf, but his actions off the course will call into question his actions ON the course. He will never get the benefit of the doubt from his competitors again.

If you haven't played golf at a high level, you aren't going to understand this, but trust me on it.

uPtoWnNY said:

Like I said the probability that the loudest protesters, and folks who are "disappointed", outraged, etc., have got a closet full of bones. The saying 'thou doth protest too much' is very appropriate in this situation.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Absolutely. And plenty of musicians and Hollywood actors have done the same shit as Tiger(some even worse). Do we boycott their CDs/films because of their questionable behavior? Nope.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Absolutely. And plenty of musicians and Hollywood actors have done the same shit as Tiger(some even worse). Do we boycott their CDs/films because of their questionable behavior? Nope.

uPtoWnNY said:

True, but rarely are the details of when, where, who available and updated on an hourly basis and accompanied by first hand accounts, payoffs, voicemail messages, text messages, admitted transgressions/apologies, and possible video while that person is at the top of their game and still in the public eye.

I think people's reaction and the attention is due to knowing all the dirty details. That's not typical. When has this much factual info been available in real time for a scandal involving a celeb of Tigger's high profile??? Never, that's when.

SCNDLS said:

Only one I can think of was Heidi Fleiss and her escort business and how Charlie Sheen got dragged into that while he was married to that actress. But even that pre-dates text messages and such.

But most other celebs had the tendancy to use paid escorts or frequented exclusive high roller spots that employed women, who knew how to keep their mouths shut and didn't have expectations beyond a fling with a celeb, not the part time check-out girl at the local pancake house.

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Ifsixwuz9 said:

yeah, the sheer idiocy of tiger in picking women who, for whatever bizarre reason, thought that they were the only ones or thought their 'relationship' was going somewhere. and yeah, some of them were so.....ordinary. not exactly what you'd expect he'd be capable of getting. i mean really, the manager at perkins??? wtf????

Woods may be cheap. Some men think it's beneath them to pay? They like the idea or ego trip that they've picked up someone at random?

As far as these women who thought they were the only ones or "fell" for Woods.

Uh, "A Chain of Fools"

Ifsixwuz9 said:

yeah, the sheer idiocy of tiger in picking women who, for whatever bizarre reason, thought that they were the only ones or thought their 'relationship' was going somewhere. and yeah, some of them were so.....ordinary. not exactly what you'd expect he'd be capable of getting. i mean really, the manager at perkins??? wtf????

The manager at Perkins.....jesus h. christ. Tiger's not as smart off the golf course as he is on it.

kibbles said:

I blame all of this on reality tv shows. EVERYBODY wants exposure for no other reason than to seek a brief moment in the spotlight. It's the age we live in.

As for the Heidi/Charlie comparison it's still not anywhere up to this level cuz Charlie was definitely on has-been status and wasn't married at the time. Tigger done fucked up on an epic level comparatively cuz I don't think anyone of his stature with so much to lose has suffered such a public and documented fall from grace. But he has no one to blame but himself.

SCNDLS said:

No it's not but that only big one I could think of that was recent and very messy in terms of exposure. And I thought Charlie had just married than Denise Richards actress when the Heidi thing boke.

kibbles said:

I blame all of this on reality tv shows. EVERYBODY wants exposure for no other reason than to seek a brief moment in the spotlight. It's the age we live in.

As for the Heidi/Charlie comparison it's still not anywhere up to this level cuz Charlie was definitely on has-been status and wasn't married at the time. Tigger done fucked up on an epic level comparatively cuz I don't think anyone of his stature with so much to lose has suffered such a public and documented fall from grace. But he has no one to blame but himself.

I don't hate Tiger, shit he ain't my man (the fact that you don't see Tiger nut bits floating on the wind confirms this....)

but this shit just too funny to NOT snark on, here this Negro is walking around acting like his shit don't stink and all and meanwhile his shit all fucked up like he had the MiCasita special! And then what put the icing on it is here he was with his perfect blonde princess and he STILL wasn't happy! And THEN this Negro calling women begging them not to put him on blast, leaving his cell out for investigation and shit.

This just some all around tomfoolery and it need to be laughed at and laughed hard!

SCNDLS said:

The closest I can think of might be Roger Clemens in that specific details about him getting steroid injections in his butt were made public and then right afterward the affair came out with the country music star. Dude was guaranteed entry into the MLB hall of fame, but not anymore. Now no one wants anything to do with him. At least his baseball career was already over when everything was exposed.

Identity said:

This bitch is only 33 if it's in dog years OR she's been rode real hard and put up wet.

SCNDLS said:

The closest I can think of might be Roger Clemens in that specific details about him getting steroid injections in his butt were made public and then right afterward the affair came out with the country music star. Dude was guaranteed entry into the MLB hall of fame, but not anymore. Now no one wants anything to do with him. At least his baseball career was already over when everything was exposed.

SCNDLS said:

The closest I can think of might be Roger Clemens in that specific details about him getting steroid injections in his butt were made public and then right afterward the affair came out with the country music star. Dude was guaranteed entry into the MLB hall of fame, but not anymore. Now no one wants anything to do with him. At least his baseball career was already over when everything was exposed.

sextonseven said:

Yeah, but Roger was never Tigga, the steroid rumors were running rampant with other players too, and like you said his career was over. Plus, he never corroborated the allegations so it's still cloudy and at least his jump off was another celeb too. So, that was a mole hill. This Tigga shit herrre, is the Mt. St. Helen of public fuck ups.
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SCNDLS said:

kimrachell said:

She hasn't seen 33 since Reagan was in the White House. Let's keep it real here.

Identity said:

OK he looks good in this picture

sextonseven said:

I think Bill Clinton's controversy ranks among the all timers--and he was already known to be sleazy. But the repercussions were greater than a sports figure's sex life, it affected world politics. He was almost removed from office.

uPtoWnNY said:

SCNDLS said:

Yeah but the relationship started when singer Mindy McCready was 15 years old. Hello.

Oral doesn't count!