These words have fallen into the categories of urban slang, teenspeak, web vernacular, cockney, spanglish, ebonics, princebonics, broken english, stupidity, old english, etc and so forth. Post some of your favorite grammatically incorrect and totally made up words that you love to use and that will no doubt eventually work its way into the Webster's/Oxford's Dictionaries. Oh...and use the word in a sentence to help mis-educate your fellow orgers.


I'll start with a few favs:



Bidnezz

"Handle your bidnezz."
"I makes beauty my bidnezz."


Gitwit

"Whores love to gitwit star athletes."
"Seriously, you need to gitwit the program."

Ackrite
Damn child needs some ackrite.
I ain't fuckin' with you until you ackrite.
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In general I hate slang and made up words. I mean, it can really, really bother me.


But something about "ota ass kaboom" makes me giggle every time.

fake ass threads i love to read!!!!!

CarrieMpls said:

I should note, I don't actually use the phrase myself and don't ever expect it to become a sweeping sensation.

I just wanted to point out it makes me laugh.

why you got me in the Urban dictionary and I find this gem..

When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.

*dead*
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BklynBabe said:

A good friend used to always say "You need to get your ackrites child."
He was hilarious!!!!

Butt Implants.

hateration and holleration

courtesy of Mary J.

"won't be no hateration, holleration"


org special:

Fuckity


"What in the fuckity fuck?" - I think that was Kida

DesireeNevermind said:

Fuckery is also a good one

I'm done with this fuckery!

JANKITY!!!

I absolutely ADORE that word!!

Yaoming instead of "you know what I mean"

Muhfugga




"Ima beat that muhfugga's ASS!"

I find most of American slang words hilarious. I love them.
I don't tend to use them a lot but I do use: "heeeeey"
or "hey HEY hey" (not really a word, but you just gotta say it right)
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I'm not sure if this is real or not but uh...


Boujie? As in bourgeoisie.

"I can't believe I'm up in here with these boujie ass celebrities."

Ello


as in Hello


I love when brits leave off the H.


"Ello guvnah"

One I used to use a long time ago (Cringe)--"perfectemundo!" instead of "perfect." Another is "edu-ma-cate" as in "he thinks he is so edu-ma-cated!"

From my friend Angel--"hateraid" as in "he's been drinking a lot of hateraid."

* Faggotry - camp. (Actually, I like it, but I don't think I've ever had occasion to use it )
* Sheggily - Raggedy. I use this one all the time. I got it from Missy Elliot from the song "Keys to My House," by LeVert. ("I get my hair done/done on the reguly/Perm, cut the ends/So the ends won't be sheggily.")
* A...nother - Not so much a word as a VERY unorthodox breaking up of a word. We all use it: "Another" becomes "a-whole-nother." (e.g. "That dude is crazy. He exists in a whole-nother-world.")
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Lammastide said:

omg!! I TOTALLY thought I made that up and was the only one who used it!

poetcorner61 said:

I've always spelled it Haterade LOL!

dumbassallbluehell.

quackulator for calculator...got to love the rugrats

oh yeah....noassitall!
I ain't got noassitall.

also fuckitol pills
Imma take a Fukitol and chill before I hurt somebody
(combo sentence with another favorite Imma

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ScarletScandal said:

Great minds...

fap/fapping-pleasuring oneself
coonalicious- made this one myself. the epitome of "hood" and "BET"

Oh, yeah! Another...

* Double-gristle fatback sandwich(es) - Very unhealthy food or diet.

finna..fista..thizzle lol..

remember, i live in the area were the hyphy movement was big i heard these words on a everyday thang.

BklynBabe said:

LMAO! I think I need one of those pills today!
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I love the English and how they use the term TWAT. I despise the word in American English but I think it's hilarious in U.K. English.