Not that kind of creative, humorous, crazy, fun weird!

Not the kind that will make you think about your life, the colour of the sky and that makes you reconsider why your genitals look the way they do!

No!

It's the kind of weird that doesn't understand humour, doesn't react to "I wanna fuck you. Now."-gazes, is not embarrassed by embarrassing seconds filled with silence after you make an actually funny joke and then doesn't do anything to make you feel less uncomfortable and hide that your joke actually wasn't funny in their point of view. Lawd, they probably don't even know it was meant to be a joke!

Not the kind of weird that comes from simply not being intelligent enough to distinguish what people mean by what they are saying and then react properly.

It's the kind of weird that you actually wouldn't expect from them, after they did deliver some comments that hinted at self-esteem, tactfulness, a good sense of humour, sensitivity and simply being the owner of a normally working, in-tact brain, for fuck's sake!






I'm talking to a woman who I used to admire and who I actually thought was amazingly hot physically. But it's so fucking hard to get through with the person I am and not seeming to act like a crazy fool in her eyes. It makes her so unsexy, it's unreal! That bitch should be bithslapped for how uncomfortable she makes me seem to feel, although I'm actually the one with the overview!




Weird. People. Suck.



Are you weird? Go away. Please. Faaaar, faaar away. Thousands of miles away. That would be very kind of you!

she probably just doesn't like you that much

ZombieKitten said:

I once worked with a woman who smelled her earwax constantly.

ZombieKitten said:

Yeah, she's just probably not that into you.

Damn!



A friend of mine eats the dead flaps of skin of his hands. When I saw it the first time I nearly puked all over the table. I never thought he would be so utterly disgusting! Since then I'm making fun of him. He says that he tries to stop it, but he just can't! He says it's way too tasty!

I once offered him a hair of mine. He first looked as if he REALLY wanted to gulp it, but then he refused in thanks.

sammij said:

This woman talks to me every day, kissed me once and sends me texts about how she wants to have sex when she is having a bath.


Are you serious?



When she does that it's quite fucking lovely in my opinion. But there are so many painful, exhausting moments I just can't ignore. That's why she's weird!

Dave1992 said:

does he eat his own scabs too?

Dave1992 said:

So she's fucking with you then.

Either that, you're to way too demanding.

ZombieKitten said:

I'll ask him tomorrow!


It wouldn't surprise me, though.

sammij said:

she probably thinks Dave is weird but wants to so is trying to overlook his weird stuff

sammij said:

No, she definitely isn't. She's quite intelligent, but just not intelligent enough to fuck with me

She's rather the kind that doesn't think that much about anything. She lives her life without a deeper meaning to it. That's why she doesn't understand me and who I am properly. She probably thinks that I am being weird.

Dave1992 said:

how old is she?

Dave1992 said:

yeah, you spooked her

take your time with her, if you don't see her opening up and realizing that there is more to you and life and love, then move on.

ZombieKitten said:

If I was weird I'd be the kind of weird I described first; the GOOD one!


Don't fuck with me, weirdos! Just because I'm in the minority...!

Dave1992 said:

Dude, aren't you like, 12?

ZombieKitten said:

17. Yeah, I know. She's probably way too young for anything. But, trust me, I wouldn't even talk to anyone who would be really dumb or childish. She isn't. She's just ... weird.

Dave1992 said:

people have different priorities

some guys can't understand why everyone isn't in their bedroom perfecting their guitar licks for 10 hours a day.

sammij said:

I already have moved on, somehow. It was just today that she called me again and I tried to explain that we just don't click somehow and she didn't seem to understand. Weird!

Dave1992 said:

both of you will have much more formed personalities in about 10-15 years time, try again then

sammij said:

I like am like 12, yes!

ZombieKitten said:

You bet we will. Until then, life's a parade!

Dave1992 said:

when I was 16 nobody "got" me. Now I simply choose my friends according to who I click with and who I don't, I don't waste time with those that frustrate me.

ZombieKitten said:

Dave, you're just a teenager. You'll get over it.

And what about that fat kind of weird? The ones who have nothing but their huge, hairy dogs and can't do anything but to complain all day long! Complain about the weather, complain about the neighbor, complain about how I drive through 10 metres of a one-way street just to save 10 minutes!

Sometimes I stop to talk to them. I gently pull over, take my helmet off, walk to them and say something like: "Don't you think the world is already cruel enough? Why can't you just be peaceful and live your life? Are you bored? Try something like Sudoku! It enhances your mind! Peace and love, goodbye."

The look on their faces is priceless, usually.



But then there are day when I could just...

Dave1992 said:

She's either prick-teasing you for a power trip or unsure of what she wants from you. Possibly both (she is very young after all).

IIWY, I'd try to be a bit "cooler" and more aloof towards her and basically play her right back. If she does want you, then she will (hopefully) come running. However, if she's just f*cking with you, she will realise that the game is up and go and find someone else's head to mess with; you'll then be able to clear some mind-space for other things.

Just remember that if she doesn't really like you "in that way", then there is nothing you can do to change her mind.

sammij said:

I know there'll come times when I'll be laughing about what I am thinking about now. But I'm afraid those will be the times when I will be old, fat, dog-owning and weird!

Dave1992 said:

it'll only happen if you make it happen

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

when I was 17 I would have had no idea about any shit like that