2the9's, if you feel the need to criticise, then by all means Du, Champ,
but your humor is a bit dry, so maybe you'd like to take a drink from the Fountain!

Lleena said:

my fave too...i actually flew all the way from Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada to Florence, Italy just to see 'David'...it was worth every penny...i sat at his feet for almost 2 hours crying it was so beautiful and overwhelming...this little old man (couldn't have been over 4'6 and about 75 years old) kept asking me to stop crying...but it was from joy, i had dreamt about seeing him since i was about 12...it was simply amazing...

Boob said:

Damn, even that whore Mona Lisa wouldn't take a dump there.

Marcel DuChamp, now there's a loser. He once described himself as follows: "an-artist, chess player, cheese dealer, breather, fenêtrier," to which I would like to add scavenger, bum, and whore, as can be seen by this toilet.

But, hey, it's better than Little Boy Blue up there!

Art Criticism By 2the9s

Thanks for clotting this thread with third rate postcards, Bad. They manage to make the other paint drippings up there look halfway non-shitty.

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shausler said:

This looks like an answer to the question: "Does a bear shit in the woods?" No, he shits in an art studio.

Lleena said:

Andy Warhol, now there's a fraud if ever there was one. Campbell's soup? Mmmm Mmm bad!

This "painting," and I use the term lightly (perhaps even inaccurately -- is this a lithograph or something? Whatever...), sucks in so many ways I can't begin to describe it. It looks likes Courteny Love got my haircut (I know, I know).

But at least it has one redeeming feature -- Irony! Right boys and girls?? Irony is cool??
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I notice nobody included Canaletto. You slobs do have some taste after all:



Canaletto was famous for painting landscapes of Venice, the city from afar. That's because they kicked his ass out for being such a scrub, as you can see from that travesty I just posted. Death in Venice would be too good for him.

He was also a cheater in addition to being a bounder and probably a whore, as he used the camera oscura to help him "paint." Damn, you think a cheater could at least do a better job. I wonder if he would fuck things up equally as much with a Xerox machine.

Andy Warhol? Maybe you could answer this question.

Well, look at that. It didn't show up. Probably just as well. Unfortunately for you all I found another link:

2the9s = relentless

shausler said:

Mercifully I found a thumbnail of this mess, so we won't have to look at it more than once.

I think there are some obscene things going on in this painting...like the composition and the execution! Garden of Earthly Delights? More like Slagheap of Earthly Garbage.

2the9s said:

Warhol was one of several artists at that time including Rauschenberg and others who were among the first to use commercial printing methods in fine art.

In the case of Warhols paintings of Elvis and Marylin Monroe, look at the way theyre sitting right beside Brillo boxes and Campbell soup cans. They're all products. When Marylin Monroe is no longer a person, shes a product just like a can of soup, reproduced and mass produced, its not too far fetched. They arent life like paintings becaause their hollywood idealized image wasnt lifelike.

Lleena said:

Magritte. Oh boy. Ceci n'est pas une peinture!

Listen, Rene! Let your son do his own school projects from now on, okay?

What is this? A comb, a glass, a wig...

Is there anything you won't paint? (I'm begging you...)

Who's that "painter" who did panels from comic books and called it art? Lichtenstein?

Whatever. He sucks too. I'm sure you'll enjoy this one more: