uPtoWnNY said:

It ain't nothing but a thang. Besides, boxer Jack Johnson was boning white chicks nearly 100 years ago.

In that pic of her wearing the white tee, I swear she looks like Kim from RHOA!!! It's uncanny...I mean untranny.

RodeoSchro said:

Wonder how much those skanks were paid for their 'story'.

Apparently the Chinese News agency know exactly what went down that night... they've even reconstructed the whole evening!!

Kill the sound and enjoy...

RenHoek said:

I like their reconstruction theory

^ GOOD! Tiger waited them out.

Skank ass cops.

Apparently the Chinese News agency know exactly what went down that night... they've even reconstructed the whole evening!!

Kill the sound and enjoy...

Golf clubs, Lie Detector Tests, and Chinese Re-enactments...OH MY!!!

it will be some months or years now, and he will do a comeback, and everyone will like him again!

ZombieKitten said:

Yep.

and just like that, in the public eye he's gone from likeable little Tiger to sleazebag Tiger with drug problems and affairs it will be some months or years now, and he will do a comeback, and everyone will like him again!

Golfers: Completely Out of Control!
By JASON GAY

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why the planet needs a 24-hour celebrity-golf-justice channel.

We've been arguing this for years. Golf, as everyone knows, is the planet's most outrageous sport, full of edgy, unrepentant rebels who love to flout the boundaries of mainstream behavior. Have you ever seen a golf tournament? Sometimes those guys wear pleated pants. Sometimes they wear flat-front pants. It's a miracle more of them aren't in prison.

With the Tiger Woods imbroglio, we've all stepped grimly into golf's aberrant underworld. A nation demands to know why Mr. Woods smashed his Cadillac SUV into an inanimate object at a time when most of civilized America is in bed with a bag of microwavable minitacos, watching the second half of Last Call With Carson Daly.

What happened down in Isleworth? We're as confused as you. We've heard all the rumors and tawdry speculation. For now, we're sticking with our original assumption: Mr. Woods got into an accident after leaving his house in the middle of the night to go teach early-morning golf lessons to disadvantaged youth. Sorry if that seems blunt to you. We're just trying to be realistic.

But we've started looking at Mr. Woods differently. For his entire career, he has been an anomaly in the anarchic pro-golf scene. While competitors like Jim Furyk and Phil Mickelson experimented with risqué fashion and avant-garde artists—who could forget Mr. Furyk's 1998 album with Sonic Youth?—Mr. Woods suspiciously conformed and played it safe. He made himself palatable to Corporate America and reaped millions as a safe, respectable spokesperson. Boringness has made him a near-billionaire.

Now, however, Mr. Woods has threatened his dull, advertiser-friendly stature, because the last thing consumers want is to look up to a person who behaves like an actual person.

"I'm human and I'm not perfect," Mr. Woods said in a statement on his Web site Sunday. "I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again." This reassurance was welcome, if somewhat strange. Was Mr. Woods pledging to never drive a vehicle into a fire hydrant again? If so, how could he be so certain? Is there some new antihydrant Cadillac technology we have yet to see?

For now, we wait. Sunday, Mr. Woods declined to meet with police and offer an explanation, and again, we'll leap to a scurrilous conclusion: He was too riveted to the Bengals-Browns game to come to the door.

Waiting for Monday
We were shocked to see the Indianapolis Colts rally in the fourth quarter to beat the Houston Texans 35-27 Sunday, preserving their undefeated season. We kid, of course. The Colts-Texans rivalry borders on Roadrunner-versus-Coyote territory.

This week, the NFL game of the week will be on Monday night, in the Louisiana Superdome, where the unblemished New Orleans Saints host the New England Patriots, who despite owning a worse record than the Colts, and losing to Indianapolis just two weeks ago, continue to be perplexingly referred to as the Most Important Team in the NFL. It's as if the New York Giants' and Pittsburgh Steelers' Super Bowl victories never happened.

Still, who won't be watching Monday? Don't worry, they'll break in with updates on the Golf Celebrity Justice Channel. The 10-0 Saints are obviously the feel-fantastic NFL story this season, and should they defeat the Pats, they'll awaken the '72 Dolphins, who will pretend to be annoyed as they dry-clean their suits and apply the Grecian Formula for yet another improbable round of media glory.

Waiting for January
We love upsets, but we were happy to see No. 1 Florida and No. 2 Alabama win over the holiday weekend. We're bored by the BCS blah-blah and can't bear to listen to another righteous argument about the trampled hearts of TCU or Boise State. The Gators and Crimson Tide play in the SEC championship next Saturday, and after that game concludes, we plan to fall fast asleep until one of them (almost surely) plays Texas in early January.

Meanwhile, though it's not official, we probably said goodbye to Charlie Weis, whose Notre Dame squad fell to Stanford 45-38. The Irish may have also seen the last of quarterback Jimmy Clausen, who will set out for the NFL after a Bukowski-like week that included two losses and a sucker-punch shiner outside a restaurant.

And we'd be remiss if we didn't mention our favorite college football moment—the near-rumble between USC and UCLA after the Trojans threw a taunting touchdown pass with time expiring in a 28-7 win. Hard to pick a hero in this one. Watching Pete Carroll and Rick Neuheisel try to annoy each other on the sidelines is like watching Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner duke it out in a Supercuts parking lot.

ZombieKitten said:

Isn't that just so sad?

They keep talking about it all over the news and radio like it's a fact.

Tiger's Alleged 'Other Woman' Offered to Take Lie-Detector Test
December 1, 2009

Vendetta1 said:

If they're the only ones talking and he's not offering anything other than that vague release on his site, are you surprised? He could've easily given a brief, self-efacing "My dumb ass can't drive" press conference and it woulda been a non story. His evasiveness, regardless of whether he was justified or not, made this into a story when there may not have been one. He should be much more media savvy than this by now.

Vendetta1 said:

If they're the only ones talking and he's not offering anything other than that vague release on his site, are you surprised? He could've easily given a brief, self-efacing "My dumb ass can't drive" press conference and it woulda been a non story. His evasiveness, regardless of whether he was justified or not, made this into a story when there may not have been one. He should be much more media savvy than this by now.

SCNDLS said:

not everyone is a public speaker, not everyone is so comfortable being a celebrity. He might still come out to give a press conference, but the damage is already done. Women are coming out of the woodwork for their 15 minutes of fame to tell the world they fucked Tiger, why should he defend himself against that? I'd be pretty embarrassed if I were him, and if he's stubborn like me I would refuse to talk to anyone about it, but that doesn't deserve all this crap, really. People are soooo hungry for scandal and sensation, it's awful!

SCNDLS said:

not everyone is a public speaker, not everyone is so comfortable being a celebrity. He might still come out to give a press conference, but the damage is already done. Women are coming out of the woodwork for their 15 minutes of fame to tell the world they fucked Tiger, why should he defend himself against that? I'd be pretty embarrassed if I were him, and if he's stubborn like me I would refuse to talk to anyone about it, but that doesn't deserve all this crap, really. People are soooo hungry for scandal and sensation, it's awful!

Identity said:

You mean she flew all the way from NYC to LA just to offer to take a lie detector test when she could of offered to take it in NYC??

So why come to LA??

SCNDLS said:

actually people are saying his name again, he might get enough leverage to be richer than Oprah after all this fussin'

y'all know wifey ain't going nowhere.

I'll just bust out if dude starts singing about signing them "paypuhs, paypuhs" next year or 2....

Jaimee Grubbs


Tiger Woods Sexual Text Messages To New Cheating Scandal Girl
December 1, 2009


Tiger Woods is relentless on the golf course – and apparently just as relentless when it comes to pursuing women outside of his marriage.

More women have come forward claiming that they’ve had affairs with the golf superstar, as RadarOnline.com was first to report on Tuesday.

Jaimee Grubbs, the latest woman to allege an affair with Tiger, loves the camera and RadarOnline.com has the photos to prove it.

"I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?” one message read. Another one from Tiger read, “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”

Grubbs was a cocktail waitress in San Diego when she met Tiger in 2007 at Light nightclub in Las Vegas. She describes an off-and-on three year sexual affair.


Her story adds more fuel to the burning scandal that began when the National Enquirer published an exclusive story that Tiger was in a cheating scandal with Rachel Uchitel, a New York party girl. And while Tiger and Uchitel have both denied an affair, the Enquirer followed her to Australia, where she and Tiger were in the same hotel. In addition, the Enquirer produced an on-the-record interview with a friend and multiple sources who passed polygraphs.



Now Grubbs is claiming that during her affair with Woods his wife became suspicious. According to Grubbs, Woods said, “My wife went through my phone and may be calling you.”



Grubbs and Uchitel are not the end of the cheating scandal woes for Tiger, though. RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that several other women are talking to media outlets and all claim to have had sexual relationships with Tiger.



The only good news for the golfer is that the Florida Highway Patrol has closed the book on its investigation into his SUV crash, and is only charging him with careless driving.
[Edited 12/1/09 17:48pm]

ZombieKitten said:

Charlotte said "fucked".