take the kids, take the money and bounce!



dear dumbass sugar daddy,
I iz waiting for you!
luv, silly (yet opportunistic) ho

BklynBabe said:

you is cray zee!



betta tell your new sugar daddy that instead of telling you to take your name off of your voice mail....how bout his dumb ass not leave his name when calling your and not call you from the same phone his wifey got access to.




"hey...it's tiger!" I was done. Mofo aint even got sense to get a throw away phone and use code names.

take the kids, take the money and bounce!



dear dumbass sugar daddy,
I iz waiting for you!
luv, silly (yet opportunistic) ho

TMZ: Rachel and Tiger Spoke Last Night
Dec 03, 2009

Gloria Allred has never canceled a news conference in her career ... so why was today's camera op scuttled? Sources tell us Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods have been communicating ... as recently as late last night.

Sources say Rachel was in touch with Tiger and his reps before Friday's car accident and last night for approximately a half hour.

There are reports of some sort of deal between Rachel and Tiger -- i.e. money for silence -- we have no knowledge one way or the other. As of last night we do know no financial overture had been made.

But we do know Rachel, Tiger and his reps knew full well her original plan was to lie and deny the sexual relationship.

What we do know for sure -- Gloria Allred is a good chess player, so someone made a move in the last 12 hours.

mimi07 said:

x 100

oh damn!

Screw those Kardashians, this shit should've been a tv show.

DanceWme said:

Right??? Tiger's chicks got the game locked down. You know you're a queen bee when you get fame whorin/money grubbin/ambulance chasin Gloria Alred on your side.

JackieBlue said:

ah, nah X 1000

BklynBabe said:

you is cray zee!



betta tell your new sugar daddy that instead of telling you to take your name off of your voice mail....how bout his dumb ass not leave his name when calling your and not call you from the same phone his wifey got access to.




"hey...it's tiger!" I was done. Mofo aint even got sense to get a throw away phone and use code names.

TD3 said:

I can't stop watching it. It looks like Why Did I Get Married? 3 but with better direction.

JackieBlue said:

don't you love the chinese subtitles
[Edited 12/3/09 12:46pm]

Tiger Woods Mistress Now Admits She Lied For Him; *UPDATED* No Press Conference
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009




According to RadarOnline.com, Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel now says she lied to cover up for Woods when she said she didn’t have an affair with him.

Uchitel probably thought her loyalty would earn her brownie points with the golf legend — until his other jump offs came scurrying out of the woodwork like roaches hoping to cash in.

Uchitel, who hired famed mouthpiece Gloria Allred to represent her, will hold a press conference today hoping to regain her place in jumpoff history as THE #1 reason the Woods were fighting before he crashed his SUV into a tree early Friday morning in his Orlando, Florida subdivision.

Expect a bunch of lies and total fabrications from Uchitel when she goes before the cameras today. She has to make her story look good if she’s to get the jump on her competition, who have text messages and voice mails to prove their claims of infidelity.

Updated:

Apparently, Gloria Allred and her client Rachel Uchitel have reached a financial agreement with Tiger Woods.

According to TMZ, Allred, Uchitel and reps for Woods were in communication last night and a financial offering might be on the table. TMZ has no details, but they do say Allred has never canceled a press conference in her life!

Tiger Woods Mistress Now Admits She Lied For Him; *UPDATED* No Press Conference
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009




According to RadarOnline.com, Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel now says she lied to cover up for Woods when she said she didn’t have an affair with him.

Uchitel probably thought her loyalty would earn her brownie points with the golf legend — until his other jump offs came scurrying out of the woodwork like roaches hoping to cash in.

Uchitel, who hired famed mouthpiece Gloria Allred to represent her, will hold a press conference today hoping to regain her place in jumpoff history as THE #1 reason the Woods were fighting before he crashed his SUV into a tree early Friday morning in his Orlando, Florida subdivision.

Expect a bunch of lies and total fabrications from Uchitel when she goes before the cameras today. She has to make her story look good if she’s to get the jump on her competition, who have text messages and voice mails to prove their claims of infidelity.

Updated:

Apparently, Gloria Allred and her client Rachel Uchitel have reached a financial agreement with Tiger Woods.

According to TMZ, Allred, Uchitel and reps for Woods were in communication last night and a financial offering might be on the table. TMZ has no details, but they do say Allred has never canceled a press conference in her life!

Tiger's Alleged 'Other Woman' Offered to Take Lie-Detector Test
December 1, 2009



Rachel Uchitel, the alleged other woman in Tiger Woods's life, not only insists there isn't a shred of truth to reports she had an affair with the golfer – she's ready to take a lie-detector test to prove it.

"This is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true," Rachel Uchitel tells the New York Post. "I told the [National] Enquirer and Star" – the tabloid newspapers that broke the story – "that it wasn't true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test.

According to Uchitel, who handles VIP clients at a New York nightclub, the unidentified acquaintance who's spreading rumors of her supposed relationship with Woods is motivated by greed – she was allegedly paid $25,000 for her story – and revenge.

"She had a personal reason to make this up. She got herself invited on a trip that I went on [to Europe]. She conducted herself in a manner that was so embarrassing that the trip ended after a day. It was a total nightmare," Uchitel says of the woman, whom she called an acquaintance at best. "I saw her again last week in Vegas. I was embarrassed by her behavior. She fell down the stairs at the restaurant because she was so wasted. She's a train wreck."

That is the kind of woman that Uchitel says she studiously avoids – for professional reasons.


Professional Mingling


"I don't want people like that around me. In my business, I am around celebrities and very rich people all the time. People look into it badly," Uchitel says. "People say all the time: 'Rachel only hangs out with celebrities and rich people.' It's my job. I work in the nightclub industry. Those are the people that come there, and the clients are my job."

Talk of the alleged affair ramped up after Woods, 33, was involved in a one-car accident near his home in Florida. Some speculated that Woods and wife Elin Nordegren were arguing fiercely about the alleged affair just before the crash.

"It's horrible to Tiger's family. His wife must feel horrible," Uchitel says. "The worst part of it, it's not true."



http://www.people.com/peo...03,00.html

banks said:

I wonder if these stupid heifers know that whatever they get from Tiger will be the last big payday they will get for running around with known married men. I'm sure there is some dude somewhere making a list on-line with pics and names of these tricks for rich men to see so they know who to avoid at all costs.

One thing I can say about Tiger, the way that he is handling this situation, he definitely in NOT a brother.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

The mere FACT that she wants 2 change the prenup tells me what her TRUE motives are 4 getting married in the 1st place.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Wrong. More dudes will prolly wanna fuck with them to go where Tigger's been.

Graycap23 said:

You got that right.