Saw this today in my local paper, and thought I would share it (in good fun).


For 364 days a year, your name stays the same, probably something normal like Bill or Elizabeth or Dan or Jill. So at least one day a year, you deserve a change.

For today only, you shall go by a new moniker: your Thanksgiving name.

Take the first letter of your first name and match it with the first list. That's your new first name. Match the first letter of your last name to the second list for your new middle name and the last letter of your last name to the last list for your new surname.

Now figure out the Thanksgiving name for everyone at the table and call them by those names for the rest of the day - or at least until they threaten to snap your wishbone.

First name

A - Mincemeaty
B - Bitter
C - Curdled
D - Depak
E - Slightly Overcooked
F - Feathered
G - Gamy
H - Hairy
I - Pumpkiny
J - Juicy
K - Medium Rare
L - Lumpy Tater
M - Mayflowery
N - Sweaty
O - Oprah
P - Plucked
Q - Boutros Boutros
R - Doughy
S - Snoop Doggy
T - Watery
U - Ulma
V - Lions Bettor
W - Burpy
XYZ - Zsa-Zsa

Middle name

A - Food Poisoned
B - Too Many Trimmins
C - Giblet Breath
D - Droolly
E - Pie Stealing
F - Overstuffed
G - Gobbling
H - Lonely Vegan
I - Fruit Fly
J - Gizzardy
K - Stuck At The Kids Table
L - Wishbone Pulling
M - Turkey Trotting
N - Gabanzo
O - Oversalted
P - Plymouth Rock
Q - Freeze-Dried
R - Roasted
S - Squishy
T - Turkey-Legged
U - Flavorless
V - Jello Mold
W - Soup-Spilling
XYZ - Cranberry-Stained

Last name

A - Pan Dripping
B - Parade Float
C - Heavy Napper
D - Sleeve Wiper
E - Free Ranger
F - Fryer Fire
G - Feather Eater
H - Wing Flapper
I - White Meat Snob
J - Butter Stick
K - Plate Licker
L - Moldy Pie
M - Turducken Belly
N - Fleshy Wattle
O - Stale Biscuits
P - Broken Oven
Q - Belt Loosener
R - Gravy Sniffer
S - Tater Taster
T - Happy Yam
U - Under-The-Table Footsy Player
V - Black Friday Door Crasher
W - Liver Lover
XYZ - Pilgrim Hat


My Thanksgiving name is Sweaty Pie Stealing Wing Flapper.
[Edited 11/26/09 7:41am]

Lions Bettor Soup-Spilling Tater Taster

I don't like it

Juicy Cranberry-stained Pilgrim Hat

zaza said:

that's a goody

nurseV said:

zaza said:

I like it!

nurseV said:

psychodelicide said:

thanks for the comfort

I mean c'mon a tater taster

psychodelicide said:

I like it too, even thought I live in Europe and we don't celebrate Thanksgiving

Too Funny....

Lions Bettor, Wishbone Pulling, Parade Float...

takin this to dinner w/me...and all must go by their name

Should be fun...

Thankies Sweaty Pie Stealing Wing Flapper


Happy Thanksgiving too

Lumpy tater Turkey trotting Tater taster.

Curdled Lonely Vegan Fleshy Wattle


And I am a vegan who is quite lonely!! Works well!!!

chocolate1 said:

5x T Hi, LTTTTT!

zaza said:

I know!
Doesn't sound too good at parties...

Alliteration Queen!

Slightly Overcooked Drooly Liver Lover.

Snoop Doggy Ganbanzo Feather Eater

Farty McCracker

Mayflowery Gobbling Turducken Belly

Cuddles said:

Snoop Doggy Turkey Trotting Pan Dripping

Medium Rare Roasted Parade Float...

yeah... very accurate once I've eaten...

Mayflowery Wishbone Pulling Butter Stick

medium rare roasted moldy pie

funny stuff!

EmeraldSkies said:

funny!

Mincemeaty Wishbone Pulling Fleshy Wattle and I still don't like it

but I still love my favorite fancy lesbian lover

Happy Turkey Day
[Edited 11/26/09 13:53pm]

i liked this so much i put it on my myspace page in a bulletion.

Mincemeaty Roasted Gravy Sniffer.




that's what she said...

Slightly Overcooked Turkey Trotting Sleeve Wiper





Won't you meet my family:

Curdled Plymouth Rock Sleeve Wiper
Curdled Gizzardy Sleeve Wiper
Pumpkiny Roasted Wing Flapper
Mayflowery Gizzardy Wing Flapper

and
Slightly Overcooked Turkey Trotting Sleeve Wiper
(Elissia has the exact same initials as I do)

kimrachell said: