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PurpleRighteous1 said: SCNDLS said: Which one? Dang I got get a new pic.
[Edited 11/25/09 20:04pm] lol. the second one, of course. It was there a second ago  Plus it was runny and cold. Girl, my pressure's going up just recalling that mess.  | |
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SCNDLS said: PurpleRighteous1 said: lol. the second one, of course. It was there a second ago Plus it was runny and cold. Girl, my pressure's going up just recalling that mess. My pressure went up just hearing about it. I was appalled! I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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SCNDLS said: PurpleRighteous1 said: lol. the second one, of course. It was there a second ago Plus it was runny and cold. Girl, my pressure's going up just recalling that mess. I would have whupped her ass and she would be shitting mac n cheese for a good while and not because she ate any....that is the height of rudeness!!  | |
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SCNDLS said: noimageatall said: That's why I said "at least" bring the Grey Goose. I hate it too. But they can then drink they own damned cheap liquor and leave mine alone.  I like re-gifting that shit when I go to their house for a party.YES!!! Perfect! Although I'm not that bold.  I re-gift it to their mom or uncle. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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SCNDLS said:  Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.
Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule: Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food. 
This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese. 
Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.     
She RUINS both of my perfect casseroles right before we start serving the food. Lawd, I had to pray that day cuz I swear fo' God, I wanted to cuss her ass the hell out then punch her in the throat. Since her daughter was there I'm sure we woulda ended up rolling around on the ground. I recently mentioned this to MY aunt and she told me my uncle's wife did the same thing to her a few years ago. 
[Edited 11/25/09 18:32pm] Ohhhh HELL TO THE NAWWWW!   That was so rude and so obnoxious. If you don't like what's being served, then don't touch that plate! Just get something else.
I was just trying to get you all worked up earlier.  BTW, each Thanksgiving I usually make a homemade cheesecake with homemade apple pie-type filling on top with crumb topping over that.
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728huey said: SCNDLS said:
Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.
Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule: Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.
This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.
Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.
She RUINS both of my perfect casseroles right before we start serving the food. Lawd, I had to pray that day cuz I swear fo' God, I wanted to cuss her ass the hell out then punch her in the throat. Since her daughter was there I'm sure we woulda ended up rolling around on the ground. I recently mentioned this to MY aunt and she told me my uncle's wife did the same thing to her a few years ago.
[Edited 11/25/09 18:32pm] Ohhhh HELL TO THE NAWWWW! That was so rude and so obnoxious. If you don't like what's being served, then don't touch that plate! Just get something else.
I was just trying to get you all worked up earlier. BTW, each Thanksgiving I usually make a homemade cheesecake with homemade apple pie-type filling on top with crumb topping over that.
Ya'll are rilin' me up all over again. . . I may have to cuss her out tomorrow on GP. 
Again, speaking of mac and cheese, last week the Neelys were on Wendy and they made some and these fools had the nerve to top it off with bacon AND potato chips.  That stuff looked so damn good. Lawd, only black folks from the South would come up with that recipe. Gotta love 'em.
Cheesecake . . .
Cheesy Corkscrews with Crunchy Bacon Topping Cheesy Corkscrew Ingredients: 6 tablespoons butter, plus more for greasing Kosher salt 1 pound cavatappi (or other tubular pasta) 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 4 cups whole milk, warmed 1 teaspoon dry mustard powder 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper Pinch freshly grated nutmeg Dash hot sauce Dash Worcestershire sauce 4 cups grated sharp white cheddar cheese 11/4 cups grated Pecorino Romano cheese Get the rest of the ingredients for this sinfully delicious Neely’s recipe! Crunchy Bacon Topping Ingredients: 11/2 cups crushed potato chips 1/2 cup grated Pecorino Romano cheese 5 slices cooked bacon, crumbled 3 tablespoons chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley Directions: Heat the oven to 375°F. Butter a 3-quart casserole dish. Bring a large pot of generously salted water to a boil, and cook the pasta until it’s al dente. Melt the butter in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the flour, and cook, stirring, for 1 minute. Whisk in the warmed milk, and bring to a simmer, whisking constantly (the mixture will thicken as the heat increases). Stir the dry mustard, salt, black pepper, cayenne, nutmeg, hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce into the thickened milk. Stir in 3 cups of the cheddar, and the Pecorino Romano, until the cheeses melt. Add the cooked pasta to the cheese sauce, and toss to combine. Pour the cheese-apalooza mixture into the prepared casserole dish. Make the topping: In a medium bowl, combine the potato chips, Pecorino Romano, crumbled bacon, parsley, and the remaining cheddar. Sprinkle the crumb mixture on top of the macaroni and cheese, and bake for 35 minutes. For a crunchier topping, finish under the broiler for 3 minutes, until golden brown and crisp. Remove from the oven, and cool for 5 minutes before serving. Serves 6 to 8 | |
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BklynBabe said: why it always gotta be
instead of 
can't we all just get along? I'm putting onions and peanuts in all my shit and I won't have any benadryl in the house either!!!   "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Who wrote this lol? I swiped it and need to give credit. [Edited 11/25/09 21:29pm] | |
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chocolate1 said: meow85 said: 
I'm not veg, but I don't eat anything with pork products and I have severe anaphylactic allergies. If I can't ask if that pie or stuffing has, say, walnuts and end up eating a piece or something that's touched it, well....it's not pretty. If I didn't get to my epi-pen and an emergency room ASAP I could die. I'm allergic to nuts, too. I went to a wedding Saturday and the salad had walnuts... then the rice had almonds! 
Honestly, it astounds me that so many foods have nuts in them. Not only is it one of the most common allergens, it's also the most likely to kill you. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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SCNDLS said: bboy87 said: I agree with the rest and SCNDLS can I add one? DON'T BRING MUTHAFUCKAS WHO I DON'T KNOW AND WHO I DID NOT INVITE! They have a family, let them have dinner with them!  Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.
Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule: Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.
This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.
Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.
She RUINS both of my perfect casseroles right before we start serving the food. Lawd, I had to pray that day cuz I swear fo' God, I wanted to cuss her ass the hell out then punch her in the throat. Since her daughter was there I'm sure we woulda ended up rolling around on the ground. I recently mentioned this to MY aunt and she told me my uncle's wife did the same thing to her a few years ago.
[Edited 11/25/09 18:32pm] WHAT?! My mom would've been like "You need to pack your stuff and find somewhere else to eat dinner" and would've promptly kick them out the house, especially the way my mom has her mac and cheese down to a science (I know it too since she makes me help ) to the point if you critique it, she feels you insulted her and her house "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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SCNDLS said: DanceWme said: oh damn  My stuff went from 
to 
[Edited 11/25/09 20:06pm] My mama has that exact colander. She's had it for years. I used to love tasting the macoroni when it was hot with the milk in it....before she'd put the cheese in it. It sounds nasty, but I miss it. I should start cooking.....like really cooking, because I don't think Tuna Helper counts. lol  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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meow85 said: chocolate1 said: I'm allergic to nuts, too. I went to a wedding Saturday and the salad had walnuts... then the rice had almonds!
Honestly, it astounds me that so many foods have nuts in them. Not only is it one of the most common allergens, it's also the most likely to kill you. I know. I'm glad I'm not allergic to anything especially nuts. A co-worker was telling me about how her cousin died after he barely took a bite out of a chocolate chip cookie. It had a little bit of peanut butter in it. He was only a child. That's scary. If ( really big if) I ever have kids, I'd be terrified if they were allergic to something as common as nuts. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Even I agree you shouldn't mess with ones dish they worked so hard to prepare on. That is just plain fucking rude IMHO. At least try it first or dont eat the stuff. Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
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SCNDLS said: bboy87 said: I agree with the rest and SCNDLS can I add one? DON'T BRING MUTHAFUCKAS WHO I DON'T KNOW AND WHO I DID NOT INVITE! They have a family, let them have dinner with them! Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.
Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule: Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.
This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.
Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.
She RUINS both of my perfect casseroles right before we start serving the food. Lawd, I had to pray that day cuz I swear fo' God, I wanted to cuss her ass the hell out then punch her in the throat. Since her daughter was there I'm sure we woulda ended up rolling around on the ground. I recently mentioned this to MY aunt and she told me my uncle's wife did the same thing to her a few years ago.
[Edited 11/25/09 18:32pm] OH HELL NAW! 
You guys would STILL hear me yelling! I wouldn't have cared about her daughter! SOMEbody would have gotten cussed out! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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SCNDLS said: 1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is there egg in it? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all you fronts so you will not be able to eat anything.
2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not going to tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Junior to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their asses! 4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes. 5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy ass home next year! 6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding. 7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!! 8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER ! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant ass!! 9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICK THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring. 10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMPS OR ACCESS CARDS YET! I laughed until I cried! I wish I lived code to you so I could invite myself to your house for Thanksgiving! You seem like you are family! In our family you would get the title "Mama Niecy"!
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SCNDLS said: noimageatall said: You better at least bring a bottle of Grey Goose!
:mumblecheapmumblemuthaeffingmumblebastards: I don't like Grey Goose so I always AKS for Ketel One, but why a cheap mofo ALWAYS ends up bringing Absoulut.
Didn't you AKS me what I'd like for you to bring and I said "Ketel muthafuckin' One"??? dang! I thought Absolut was the "good" stuff! You can tell I don't drink very much. "Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack | |
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Dewrede said: Ottensen said: This is all in good fun and for those of us familiar with the Thanksgiving tradition, clearly meant to be lighthearted sarcasm reflecting some of our collective experiences. Please do not run up in here spoiling a good time by being a a wet towel. This thread is not that kind of party, Boo.  ok , i fail to see the humour in this  I fell on the floor laughing. Here is a quarter go buy yourself a sense of humor! Better yet leave the thread to us ungrateful, rude, undeserving Orgs.... We will miss you on this thread. "Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack | |
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728huey said: I'm tempted to just come over with my blanket, pillow, suitcase, 20 little nephews, and a cheap bottle of crappy vodka and eat the crap out of your place.
    And then I'm gonna raid your Tupperware and stuff all my leftovers in it. BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!
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Lawd, I have truly laughed until I have cried on this thread  | |
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Ottensen said: Lawd, I have truly laughed until I have cried on this thread
best thread of the year | |
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nurseV said: Ottensen said: Lawd, I have truly laughed until I have cried on this thread
best thread of the year Yeah,this thread is hilarious! | |
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SCNDLS said: Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule:
Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.
This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.
Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.
She RUINS both of my perfect casseroles right before we start serving the food. Lawd, I had to pray that day cuz I swear fo' God, I wanted to cuss her ass the hell out then punch her in the throat. Since her daughter was there I'm sure we woulda ended up rolling around on the ground. I recently mentioned this to MY aunt and she told me my uncle's wife did the same thing to her a few years ago.
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SCNDLS said: 1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is there egg in it? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you will not be able to eat anything.
2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not going to tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Junior to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their asses! 4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes. 5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy ass home next year! 6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding. 7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!! 8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER ! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant ass!! 9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICK THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring. 10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMPS OR ACCESS CARDS YET!  this is great"we make our heroes in America only to destroy them" | |
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xlr8r said: Who wrote this lol? I swiped it and need to give credit.
[Edited 11/25/09 21:29pm] Don't know, it's been around for some years now.  [Edited 11/26/09 10:28am] | |
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bboy87 said: SCNDLS said: Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.
Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule: Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.
This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.
Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.
She RUINS both of my perfect casseroles right before we start serving the food. Lawd, I had to pray that day cuz I swear fo' God, I wanted to cuss her ass the hell out then punch her in the throat. Since her daughter was there I'm sure we woulda ended up rolling around on the ground. I recently mentioned this to MY aunt and she told me my uncle's wife did the same thing to her a few years ago.
[Edited 11/25/09 18:32pm] WHAT?! My mom would've been like "You need to pack your stuff and find somewhere else to eat dinner" and would've promptly kick them out the house, especially the way my mom has her mac and cheese down to a science (I know it too since she makes me help ) to the point if you critique it, she feels you insulted her and her house You don't fuck with the mac and cheese.
I literally had to walk away and count to 10. My homegirl that came to visit watched me spend all night and morning cooking that and my other dishes. She walked me away and held on to me for a few seconds. Then when my uncle's wife (notice how I ain't calling her my aunt ) wasn't looking, homegirl drained as much of the milk off as she could. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: SCNDLS said: My stuff went from
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[Edited 11/25/09 20:06pm] My mama has that exact colander. She's had it for years. I used to love tasting the macoroni when it was hot with the milk in it....before she'd put the cheese in it. It sounds nasty, but I miss it. I should start cooking.....like really cooking, because I don't think Tuna Helper counts. lol I cook, REALLY cook, 2-3 times a year, in a good year. I'm a great cook but when you live alone it doesn't make sense to cook often. | |
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did you invite your lil boy toy? he looks like he needs a good meal and some fattening up!  | |
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AnckSuNamun said: meow85 said:
Honestly, it astounds me that so many foods have nuts in them. Not only is it one of the most common allergens, it's also the most likely to kill you. I know. I'm glad I'm not allergic to anything especially nuts. A co-worker was telling me about how her cousin died after he barely took a bite out of a chocolate chip cookie. It had a little bit of peanut butter in it. He was only a child. That's scary. If ( really big if) I ever have kids, I'd be terrified if they were allergic to something as common as nuts. That's up there with the girl that died after kissing her boyfriend who ate some peanut M&Ms. I'm not allergic to anything but in my old age I'm becoming lactose intolerant. But don't think that's stopping me from eating my cheesecake and pints of ice cream. | |
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