Charlotte once posted a terrifying story about a 40 year old woman pretending to be some dude.


Anyways, there's this guy on my facebook friend list named 'Jac'.

I have no fucking clue how we became friends on facebook and I don't follow him.
But my friend Lynn is friends with Jac too and we've been trying to figure out if he's a real account or not.


Apparently, he's engaged to a girl name Katie who's never MET him.


Here's the email I got from Lynn:


Ok....here is the gist of it thus far....

I was talking to a girl, Lisa, who is still friends with Katie on facebook, and, lo and behold, has actually even met katie in person.....

Jac got out of jail on Monday Nov. 9. He apparently went missing some time that day.

No one knows where he is....blah blah blah, have a look on his wall, cuz I really can't be bothered reposting all that shite...
It talks of him fucking off in his car yada yada, how gutted katie and jamie are et cetera et cetera

Now, I have heard from Lisa, who heard from Katie, that Jac is stuck in a tunnel....he doesn't know where he is, oh, and he has a broken leg. But somehow he managed to nick someone's cell phone to make a pitiful, abeit brief call to tell katie about his predicament. So, that is the story..... not sure where all the posts about him leaving without his coat and all that are about, cuz apparently he never made it home after he was released....

Now here's the history....

Katie, has still yet to meet anyone in his family. She stayed with Lisa for two weeks this summer, apparently until she could get the keys to Jac's place....she was supposed to be there a few days, ended up there two weeks....when Lisa finally took her to london to the address they were given by whatever "family" member....they buzzed the apt. and whoever answered had no knowledge of the Satories in any way shape or form. Lisa ended up taking Katie to her sisters or mums or something, cuz two weeks is, two weeks....and she'd had enough.

Katie has still yet to meet JAC!!! She told Lisa she met him in a club once, dunno when, before he was in jail I'm assuming, and this was them going to be together finally when he got out of Jail two weeks ago. This is just a little inconsistent with the shit you read on his wall, which has her with Jamie, Jac's boy. She has never met Jamie.

What is odd, too, is that Lisa talked with an aunt Mel AND Jamie on the phone when Katie was staying with her, trying to get it sorted when she could take her to Jac's place....they also deposited money into Lisa's account to help with Katie's expenses in that two week period. I think the clue there is that Lisa had to give them her banking info in order for them to do that...I have told her she best be letting her bank know that it's a funny situation and to be on the lookout for any strange activity on her account....

When I first befriended Jac, he was with a different girl (from facebook too, btw) her name was Natalie, and she lives in Australia. After much bullshit, he was on his way to pick her up to bring her back to London to marry her ass...when he had a heart attack in the airport in Kuala Lumpar (sp) whilst awaiting to change planes. So he was in the hospital from last Nov. (yes, a year ago) until about April or May or something.....in the meantime he transferred hospitals from Malaysia to London....broke up with Natalie (even tho for the longest time she claimed to be Mrs Jac Satore LOL) ....started dating (thru facebook) katie...that's about when you came on scene.....

So....our boy has managed to NEVER meet any of the girls he marries....
He suffered a heart attack....was hospitalized for months. Somehow managed to "rape" Natalie from his hospital bed in Malaysia and got charged for it??? So went from the hospital to the big house....and was supposedly out two monday's passed.
He is stranded, all alone in a tunnel, with a stolen cell phone, and a broken leg....

Do you know how long it took me to type this out!!!!

So....either the Satories are the fuckin' weirdest bunch of assholes to ever float down the river, or this is one of the most elaborate hoaxes/scams I have ever heard of.....what ya think???













Erm..... really? I mean, really?


How the hell does somebody get away with being 'not real' but also being engaged?

Are you sure it ain't Sirjac. lol.

Jac sounds hot.

what's a 'facebook'???? is that like scrapbooking?

Soooo...is that Jac in ur avatar?

Imago said:

I was just thinking about that story the other day. It was really... intense.

Big deal


prince.org GD alone is filled with um

Mach said: