Self explanatory.

Anyone?

Yes. I could.

Best:

Altruistic with those I love.

Worst:

Temperamental

Lammastide said:

No I couldn't marry me

I am far to self centred and selfish oh and irresponsible.

There is some good stuff but still I wouldn't wanna marry me

I think I got my wife on a good day when she said yes

Yep.


Best: I honestly care more for the other person than myself.

Worst: You know that little game where the guy throws the blanket over your head after he farts underneath the blanket? That's me.

Could I - sure

Would I - no freaking way

I think men are hairy and gross...so no...

I think I’d make an awesome spouse. I’d be TONS of fun, I’m a pretty good cook and getting better all the time, I have fabulous taste in just about everything, I know how to say “I’m sorry”, I don’t go crazy over little stuff and if I love you I’m uber loyal and devoted and all that.

I’m not sure what my downsides are in a relationship, though. I don’t have enough recent, practical experience to really say for sure.
Perhaps a bit too clingy? Yet I need loads of alone time?

I'd say the best part of me is attractive, can cook, organized, and can be loyal when I know that I am appreciated. Bad part is some nagging, jealous tendencies, and say things that I regret later. This happens when I feel insecure about the relationship. I can use some balance, but what marriage in anybody's life is perfect, anyway?

Yes, absolutely.

Best: I can cook, the sex would be great, and I'm really caring both in words and my actions.

Worst: I'm headstrong, sometimes emotional, and jealous.

CarrieMpls said:

Carrie, you should marry us.

PunkMistress said:

omg, I'd totally marry you guys!

I AM married to myself!

NDRU said:

Me too!

CarrieMpls said:

Send me pics of the wedding please.

sextonseven said:

With Carrie's input, it would be even better-looking than our first wedding! I mean our second wedding!

Upside--I cook

Downside--I'm a bit of a couch potato

NDRU said:

Would have been better if it was:

Upside - I cook

Downside - I cook my human victims.

Somebody like me? .....where? I wish.

Yes.

Best... I like to pamper. I'm a lot of fun. I'm honest and very open minded.
I would basically love u to death.

Worst... I can be jealous. And I'm very sensitive. I cried at a damn Kay Jewelers commercial yesterday.

I'm married to my work, art.



On the real though, I can't see myself marry myself, I get a little emotional, I get pissed off easily, I can be annoying sometimes, I keep to myself, and etc.

So yeah!!!!

JustErin said:

OMG, that's totally like that Simpsons' Twilight Zone spoof where Lisa finds the aliens' cookbook titled How To Cook Humans and the aliens and Lisa keep blowing dust off the cover to reveal a more complete title, How to Cook For Humans, How to Cook Forty Humans, How to Cook For Forty Humans...

JustErin said:

That's actually true, but I use a great marinade
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Yea, I could... as long as the house was big enough - I/we'd need my/our space

sextonseven said:

I remember.

Sex would be boring if I'm married to me, we'd both want to be on top
So the answer is No!

DanceWme said:

SirPsycho said:

DanceWme said:

aww hush...the first part is true tho

and you know damn well if i was watching the commercial long'side you i'da been bawlin m'damn self

honestly, i think i'd bore or intimidate myself... not exactly sure why either

so im gonna hafta decline my marriage proposal

SirPsycho said:

Not me. I would have looked at Steph like