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PrintableCinnie said: johnart said: It's very discouraging to the smart and homely. Imagine what it does to the dumb and homely.  Do we have a recent "Ask a mod anything" thread?I take that back. Kevin is here     | |
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johnart said: JustErin said: Actually guys, I'm pretty stupid.
... [Edited 11/23/09 21:28pm] I missed your edit!!! | |
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Mars23 said: ZombieKitten said: I got a real "line" today
I was at the ear nose and throat specialist today with Max, and he was looking into his ears, so he turned Max around and said to him something about turn to "gaze where all the boys want to, at your mother's face" 
what 5 year old know's what GAZE means  That and he was lying about where to gaze. more like "where all the gaze want to"  | |
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JustErin said: Fauxie said: I never knew that. So yes, you come off as smart, org-wise. 
~wonders who else on the org has porn boobs~ [Edited 11/23/09 20:59pm] I need to make a new one of these...this older one will have to do for now.  It just won't play for me.  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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JustErin said: johnart said: ... [Edited 11/23/09 21:28pm] I missed your edit!!! I got what I was gonna say all fucked up backwards in my head so the post didn't really make sense. When I read it after posting I didn't come out looking very smart myself.  | |
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johnart said: JustErin said: I missed your edit!!! I got what I was gonna say all fucked up backwards in my head so the post didn't really make sense. When I read it after posting I didn't come out looking very smart myself.  to dumbasses!! | |
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Mars23 said: ZombieKitten said: I got a real "line" today
I was at the ear nose and throat specialist today with Max, and he was looking into his ears, so he turned Max around and said to him something about turn to "gaze where all the boys want to, at your mother's face"
what 5 year old know's what GAZE means That and he was lying about where to gaze. he would've got a slap for that | |
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ZombieKitten said: Mars23 said: That and he was lying about where to gaze. he would've got a slap for thathe was a nose specialist, and your nostrils got him sprung! | |
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Cinnie said: ZombieKitten said: he would've got a slap for thathe was a nose specialist, and your nostrils got him sprung! my nostrils are this big from constantly picking my nose, that's what my dad told me!!! I should have asked the specialist if that was true  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Cinnie said: he was a nose specialist, and your nostrils got him sprung! my nostrils are this big from constantly picking my nose, that's what my dad told me!!! I should have asked the specialist if that was true So are your boobs so big from you squeezing them? MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: ZombieKitten said: my nostrils are this big from constantly picking my nose, that's what my dad told me!!! I should have asked the specialist if that was true So are your boobs so big from you squeezing them? I'll have to ask my dad | |
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JustErin said: johnart said: I got what I was gonna say all fucked up backwards in my head so the post didn't really make sense. When I read it after posting I didn't come out looking very smart myself. to dumbasses!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Cinnie said: he was a nose specialist, and your nostrils got him sprung! my nostrils are this big from constantly picking my nose, that's what my dad told me!!! I should have asked the specialist if that was true Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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Lammastide said: Dave Chappelle joked about it one time, but I occasionally feel nauseated when people of a certain socioeconomic category go on and on about how articulate I am. I'm OK, I guess.
 But it's like they see me and expect that I'll make monkey noises or something.  | |
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JustErin said: Fauxie said: I never knew that. So yes, you come off as smart, org-wise.
~wonders who else on the org has porn boobs~ [Edited 11/23/09 20:59pm] I need to make a new one of these...this older one will have to do for now. Is that a porn finger?  | |
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florescent said: JustErin said: I need to make a new one of these...this older one will have to do for now. Is that a porn finger? No, I have a porn finger vid...but I won't be showing it on here. | |
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KatSkrizzle said: But really pissing you off.
I get this all the time: "You are such a beautiful and sharp big woman", or "I love women with some meat", "You are fly with your thickness" "You are so beautiful for a big girl". OK I get it. I AM fly. but damn, can't I JUST be fly? You gotta throw the big in there to make me feel better about myself? Or are you just scared that once you get some of the nookie you will be hooked...to a big girl?  Not that I've had to put some fools on ice before...
So what's your lick, people?  It's the same bullshit when people say, "He's handsome....for a black guy." It's ignorance. My parents (and I was guilty of this for a long time) used to say, "this black girl at work...." I'm like "Does them being black have anything to do with the story you're telling me?" "Uh...no." Then why mention they're black???? | |
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KatSkrizzle said: But really pissing you off.
I get this all the time: "You are such a beautiful and sharp big woman", or "I love women with some meat", "You are fly with your thickness" "You are so beautiful for a big girl". OK I get it. I AM fly. but damn, can't I JUST be fly? You gotta throw the big in there to make me feel better about myself? Or are you just scared that once you get some of the nookie you will be hooked...to a big girl? Not that I've had to put some fools on ice before...
So what's your lick, people? I get this too...drives me nuts!!!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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"You look good for your age", why can't they just say you look good? | |
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"you look great, for a MUM"
MILF, it's not really a compliment, since it implies there is something wrong with having had a child, that it damages you to the point of not being able to "compete" any more in the looks department  that being a mother is undesirable, yet in your case you'd be willing to make an exception. That's how it sounds to me!
I have a LOT of being a mother hang-ups. | |
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"you look pretty good"
No shit... I remember when I first started shaving my head...people thought I had cancer...wtf?!!
I had facial hair...and hair pretty much everywhere else... (tmi?) Some ignorant fuckers out there....  | |
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People when someones hair looks good dont' ask them IS THAT A WIG
HELL no it's not a wig  | |
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Lammastide said: Dave Chappelle joked about it one time, but I occasionally feel nauseated when people of a certain socioeconomic category go on and on about how articulate I am. I'm OK, I guess.
But it's like they see me and expect that I'll make monkey noises or something.That shit kills me. My mom and brothers are prime culprits. They have ONE Black person as a friend and the first thing they say is he's a hard worker and very smart. ALL. THE. TIME. And one person is representative of a race...So what are you REALLY saying? My boyfriend takes it in stride...he handles it well. | |
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lilJ said: People when someones hair looks good dont' ask them IS THAT A WIG
HELL no it's not a wig That's funny...because I wear wigs and folks compliment me on how good my hair looks.  I wore them so much people always asked me if I was wearing a wig or not. | |
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JustErin said: florescent said: Is that a porn finger? No, I have a porn finger vid...but I won't be showing it on here. | |
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pardonme4livin said: "you look pretty good"
No shit... I remember when I first started shaving my head...people thought I had cancer...wtf?!!
I had facial hair...and hair pretty much everywhere else... (tmi?) Some ignorant fuckers out there.... | |
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ernestsewell said: KatSkrizzle said: But really pissing you off.
I get this all the time: "You are such a beautiful and sharp big woman", or "I love women with some meat", "You are fly with your thickness" "You are so beautiful for a big girl". OK I get it. I AM fly. but damn, can't I JUST be fly? You gotta throw the big in there to make me feel better about myself? Or are you just scared that once you get some of the nookie you will be hooked...to a big girl? Not that I've had to put some fools on ice before...
So what's your lick, people? It's the same bullshit when people say, "He's handsome....for a black guy." It's ignorance. My parents (and I was guilty of this for a long time) used to say, "this black girl at work...." I'm like "Does them being black have anything to do with the story you're telling me?" "Uh...no." Then why mention they're black???? or how about if your explaining an incident and the person you're talking to asks " Were they black or white?" I just look like  and act like I don't hear itDon't take life too seriously, noone gets out alive. | |
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KatSkrizzle said: But really pissing you off.
I get this all the time: "You are such a beautiful and sharp big woman", or "I love women with some meat", "You are fly with your thickness" "You are so beautiful for a big girl". OK I get it. I AM fly. but damn, can't I JUST be fly? You gotta throw the big in there to make me feel better about myself? Or are you just scared that once you get some of the nookie you will be hooked...to a big girl? Not that I've had to put some fools on ice before...
So what's your lick, people? maybe they're just telling you you're fly for reasons that INCLUDE your thickness
i'll be the first to tell a chick... "get yo chunky/scrawny/brainy ass over here!" ...smilin and shit | |
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