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Thread started 11/21/09 10:39am

Imago

MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!

What in the hell?!?!?!?!



OK, I've been jogging again, and there's this stupid thing that always happens when I start jogging---my groin chafes. So to ease myself into the process, I bought some baby powder to apply to my most private of parts.

But it has some stupid ass heating agent in it called "prickly heat"... What the fuck is PRICKLEY HEAT? This shit is half written in chinese so I didn't see the label correctly. All I saw was "Nice Lavender Smell is good" rolleyes


MY BALLS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE!!!


fucking prickly ass heat, my ass. rolleyes



rolleyes
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Reply #1 posted 11/21/09 10:42am

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Reply #2 posted 11/21/09 10:47am

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Reply #3 posted 11/21/09 10:48am

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lol
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Reply #4 posted 11/21/09 10:49am

Imago

Mach said:

lol

On the plus side they smell of a bouquet of wholesome freshness lol


They. still. hurt.
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Reply #5 posted 11/21/09 11:02am

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Mach said:

lol

On the plus side they smell of a bouquet of wholesome freshness lol


They. still. hurt.



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Reply #6 posted 11/21/09 11:05am

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Reply #7 posted 11/21/09 11:15am

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GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! giggle
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Reply #8 posted 11/21/09 11:21am

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goodness gracious!

I know you learned a valuable lesson about applying shit to your genitals!!
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Reply #9 posted 11/21/09 11:22am

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Seriously, NO ONE is gonna take "Prickly Heat" and run with it??? confused

That's some sad and disappointing shit.
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Reply #10 posted 11/21/09 11:24am

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I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #11 posted 11/21/09 11:24am

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I hope this helps Dan.
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Reply #12 posted 11/21/09 11:30am

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read the label next time?
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Reply #13 posted 11/21/09 11:31am

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it would be easier to help you if we had pictures in order to determine how to best remedy the situation, Dan...
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Reply #14 posted 11/21/09 12:13pm

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This is why I drive everywhere.
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Reply #15 posted 11/21/09 12:19pm

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I´ve seen some stuff in Bangkok that looked very similar to baby powder and was actually supposed to CURE "prickly heat". A friend of mine bought it. It comes in a big, baby blue plastic bottle and I think you can also use it after shaving (your balls or face).
Go to Boots and buy something with aloe vera in it...that soothes the skin.
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Reply #16 posted 11/21/09 12:28pm

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This is why I drive everywhere.


lol
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Reply #17 posted 11/21/09 12:29pm

BlackAdder7

try apply this...you'll overload the nerve endings, relieving the discomfort..

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Reply #18 posted 11/21/09 12:41pm

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Reply #19 posted 11/21/09 12:44pm

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If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #20 posted 11/21/09 1:11pm

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falloff X 100
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Reply #21 posted 11/21/09 1:12pm

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fallofffalloff lol cry lol
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Reply #22 posted 11/21/09 2:41pm

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Imago said:

What in the hell?!?!?!?!



OK, I've been jogging again, and there's this stupid thing that always happens when I start jogging---my groin chafes. So to ease myself into the process, I bought some baby powder to apply to my most private of parts.

But it has some stupid ass heating agent in it called "prickly heat"... What the fuck is PRICKLEY HEAT? This shit is half written in chinese so I didn't see the label correctly. All I saw was "Nice Lavender Smell is good" rolleyes


MY BALLS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE!!!


fucking prickly ass heat, my ass. rolleyes




i read this like 7 times i still didnt get it. A.D.D wouldnt let me. but i must say balls on fire isnt good i suggest changing underwear some calvins??
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Reply #23 posted 11/21/09 2:46pm

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wtf falloff
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Reply #24 posted 11/21/09 3:13pm

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Next time use lube.... it prevents chaffing. I thought ya knew?

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actually vaseline. lol
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Reply #25 posted 11/21/09 3:18pm

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post pictures
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Reply #26 posted 11/21/09 4:13pm

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First u need to wear compression shorts!!!...second try some desitin for the burning...
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Reply #27 posted 11/21/09 4:20pm

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lol

try lotion them dan. that should cool them off!
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Reply #28 posted 11/21/09 4:38pm

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You need this:



Not powder.
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Reply #29 posted 11/21/09 4:53pm

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rushing07 said:


lol
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