bboy87 said:

"Funny you don't look mixed" the fuck?

IAintTheOne said:

Oohh you better than me cuz I would sho whup on that ass.

peacenlovealways said:

Oh, it's ok. It made me tough...

...the redneck bastards still live down south in a redneck town and are all toothless with beer-guts, dating their 1st cousin...my mother is an old, bitter, lonely woman who is all alone and still waiting for Armageddon 34 years later. All those years she could have loved her grandkids. Now they want nothing to do with her.

My ex-husband had to flee to Germany to avoid the IRS. And he looks like a dried up crackhead.

..the defense lawyer got disbarred.

While I am still a ni**a lover and happy as can be!!

noimageatall said:

damn.

Will you marry me.....

My sister after years of not being being in my life contacts me and says my father is not my biological father.


-i had a guy ask me how many guys have i slept with?

_a guy asked me if i wanted to go to a all nude-sex party

-your not the sweet daughter in those photos (the fuck?)

-my ex "your ganna be sorry" (all that type of stuff lol)
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I was 18 years old working at Starbucks. A regular customer I noticed had her stomach area growing larger and started wearing maternity dresses. One day I asked her what she was expecting a boy or a girl. She looked at me and cried. I found out she had a huge tumor somewhere in her abdomen and that the surgery was causing her to swell. Needless to say I never have asked that question of a woman ever again.

As for me, one of my teachers in elementary school thought I was autistic and asked my mom at a parent conference when she found out my disorder. I was labeled as RSP cause of mild dyslexia and a speech impediment that was helped by a Speech Therapist and cured. The teacher assumed I was autistic.

My Grandmother-"I'm trying to brainwash you into doing things the way I do it"

Cousin-"You look like Irv Gotti"

Dad-"I really don't like paying child support"

Random people "You remind me of someone I was friends/went to school with."

"You look weird"

Annoying little asshole kid-"You look like a lesbian"

Mother-"Do you want to look like a boy?" I ain't gonna lie somtimes I want to, but I hate when she asks that question.

I was having this fight with this guy once and half way through he goes "I am your Father!" WTF!

Then, to make matters worse, he cuts off my hand! Then I fell down.

mcmeekle said:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????!!!!!

noimageatall said:

Damn

mcmeekle said:

OMG...is your first name Luke?

NastradumasKid said:

Nikademus said:

Nikademus said:

And his dad is James Earl Jones?

AnckSuNamun said:

Even weirder: his dad is James Earl Jones and David Prowse...AT THE SAME TIME.

NastradumasKid said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

nyse said:

wow

"She's fantastic, so different to ***. She's everything *** is not"

"I'm not saying I will leave, but I can see how it might happen after the baby is born"

Fauxie said:

ouch... sounds like some shit a woman i'd fall for would tell me

SirPsycho said:

Ouch in return!

Consider that my two quotes are by a man, the same man, and about the same woman. I wish I never had to hear these things this person says.

Man people suck ass!!!!! The things I've been told every since I was a young child is probably the reason why I'm so bitter and don't like getting too close to people.

NastradumasKid said:

What the .....?

"Are you eating?" While feeling my arms up....a coworker

StillGotIt said:

Was this for me? One can only hope.

im not renewing the lease, we are closing....
or words to those effect, basically put me out of a job i loved doing for 9 yrs

prb said:

That sux.