this guy once kept looking at my plate while i was having my breakfast, and then all of a sudden he went: "hey now i know what bacon looks like! a vagina!"

yea thanks a lot for sharing, asshole.

matthewgrant said:

That's exactly in the spirit of the thread!

comegetwild said:

Oh shut your reactionary ass.

roodboi said:

is that true? what is Kool aid?

I tried to read this book once

"You look like a boy"



I hope that old bastard knocked the bottom out of hell

idk maybe that my father has 3 wives....

actually it's good to know that daddy is a ho
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matthewgrant said:

A co-worker telling me about his adult circumsion operation on a break.

Please.
Stop.

It happens so often that I mostly laugh at it.





One incident happened at an org invasion in Miami South Beach. A small group of us went to a gay bar there and got progressively drunker as the night went on. Thanks to Carrie and her gay-bar diva star-quality, we attracted a slightly small crowd around us. Some really good looking Venezuelan dude comes up to me and starts flirting with me. I started to suspect that he was a 'rice queen' (someone who has a fetish for Asians) and he all but solidified it a few minutes later when he said, "I really love your eyes."

His English wasn't perfect so he had to use hand gestures to show me that he meant "slanted 'Asian' eyes". He took both his index fingers and stretched the outside edges of his eyes out so that they would be slanted when describing the types of eyes he liked.


I sat there looking at him trying so fucking hard not to bust out laughing. It wasn't done as an insult, and was strangely charming. When I think back I still crack up about it.

DanceWme said:

Let's see:

"I love you."

"There have been others here who I've had feelings for, but never ever like this."

"Do you have a minute?"


"Can I ask a favor?"

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

that im not observant- way the person said it

another person- i don't need 2 be eating those chips

another- you're not my daughter anymore

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

when i was at school my girlfriend told me 'my friends make fun of me for going out with you'. that still hurts my feelings to this day.

Imago said:

How many minutes were on the other end of that one minute?

This takes place at The College of William and Mary in Williamsburg, VA. The summer before my freshman year of college, my college offered a "preparatory" summer session for all new minorities entering the college. For some people this session was voluntary. For some the college forced them to go. The college had set up a meeting with the chief of campus police, who was white.

He started off his warm welcome to the new minorities of the campus by saying: "You know I'm not much different from you people. I grew up poor, without shoes, and raised by a single mother."

After that comment was said, I could just look around the room and see 50 people just ready to kick some ass.

roodboi said:

!!!

The nuns at school told me id never amount to anything...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Two hours.

The person fucked up some of their embedded excel spreadsheet formulas, which were part of a series of spreadsheets linked to each other across the local LAN. It fucked up spreadsheets for at least a dozen offices.

I wasn't even part of the help desk or support team. I was a 'consultant' at that time.



Next time I hear those words from anyone my gut reaction will be "piss off!"

Imago said:

OH NO! I get roped into scary meaningless projects so I just run out without even saying bye!

OK, Can somebody break down the kool-aid thing with me please. Is it something that is associated with black folks out of stereotyping?

I remember I posted a picture titled "LoveChunky" 4 years ago in a photoshop thread. It's essentially a "fat Prince" from the lovesexy cover.


To make a looooonnnnng story short, the words at the bottom of the picture read:

"Love Chunky
The feeling you get, when you're in love
Not with a girl or a boy, but with a bucket of fried chicken"



It took all of 2 seconds for somebody to say I was being racist when I had no clue what they were going on about originally.

CarrieMpls said:

Thank you! At least Carrie has my back here!

SCNDLS said:

Glad I read this thread before I posted because that was the first thing that came to mind..

You're pretty - for a black (coloured) girl.




What the fuck else were you expecting?

Cinnie said:

I'll have your back to Cinnie!
Just make sure you bring plenty of

"Eww."

"You're not my type -- but your friend is."

"Man, your tits are HUGE!"

CarrieMpls said:

i can remember when she was quite thin in her early VH1 days. maybe that's what the person meant?...

A friend said, "Wow, just think, your parents probably paid a lot of money for you" upon finding out I was adopted.

ItsOnlyMountains said:

ItsOnlyMountains said:

at least you know you're worth a lot of money!