Just now, my coworker said this to me:

"Man, I don't know what I ate that's making me so FARTY! Ugh, I can't stand the smell of myself!"

What.

Thee.

Fuck.





What do you really, really wish someone had never said to you?

GROSS.

I was once told I looked like Rosie O'Donnell.

CarrieMpls said:

Ew.

Not at all!

my grandmother and I had a pretty tense relationship, especially just before she died...a lot of that was due to my fathers (her son) behavior that led to his death, which she refused to admit or believe...he was a less than upstanding citizen and also had anger issues...those along with some of his other issues are the reason he was killed - not murdered...shot and killed before he could kill my mother and myself ( I was an infant at the time)

she would constantly tell me, "You remind me so much of your father, he would have loved you." she knew that it made me uncomfortable to hear that...over & over

unfortunately, that's the only relationship we would ever have, the tense one she created....

I was in the chinese restaurant yesterday and these two white women walk in. One ask the guy if they sold Snapple ice tea. He said "No, but we have homemade ice tea". So she tell the other woman that she's not sure if she should get it because she doesn't know how it taste. So she asked me. I told her it was good. She says "Is it so so or is it good?". Now I love it so I tell her "It's really really good" Then she looks at me and says "Does that mean it has a lot of sugar in it, like kool-aid?"


I'm like "what did u say"

She goes "oh u dont drink kool-aid?"

biiiitch

DanceWme said:

fuckin' white people....

roodboi said:

i could not stop laughin

That I looked like Drew Carey

As if! He's like 50 and I'm sexy

DanceWme said:

for real, I would have laughed too, 'cause everybody knows all black folks drink kool aid, no exceptions...

Cinnie said:

And you're a million times more adorable too!

roodboi said:

we should fuck

DanceWme said:

you should make sure you got a white background

roodboi said:

Someone once asked my ex (the one I was with for 8 years) "What could you possibly see in him" (talking about me).

My ex told me.

I felt even uglier.

One girl who was a friend of a friend told us she loved to swallow, liked the taste of it... You know what im talking about....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

OMG what an ASSHOLE!! I you!!!!!

PunkMistress said:

Mace her with Air Wick.

roodboi said:

What a bitch.



That's some intense shit.

My dad telling me the expression on my grandmother's face the morning she passed away.....

DanceWme said:

What if she drinks kool aid? I compare everything to vodka.

roodboi said:

with lots of sugar

Females in our family confide all kinds of sexual and lady canal stuff I really could go without knowing about them.

They don't try it with hubby. He says it's cuz I'm the woman.

A gallery person once asked my age in conversation. I answered. Then nonchalantly, "Oh, I thought you were older." and carried on the conversation.

"Lady Canal"

Cinnie said:

Never heard of him before, googled him after reading your post.

The resemblance is uncanny !

But you look better.

New post:

An orger once said my resemblance to Drew Carey was "uncanny"

a family friend told me my parents are/where swingers ... like really I didn't need to know that

Cinnie said:

Sorry man...let´s put it this way, Drew Carey is trying hard to look like Cinnie.

matthewgrant said:

matthewgrant said:

You mean the fact that you had to sleep on the couch so different strangers had a place to sleep at night didn't alert you?