So, my 37th birthday is coming up next month and I have a homegirl whose birthday is the same day but she's two years older. Each year, she and I have our birthday events on alternating weekends. However, this year another friend is having her 40th celebration on one of the weekends and in light of everyone's tight pockets this year, we decide to do a single event together.

So, Friday night, my homegirl and I go on a whirlwind tour of Dallas checking out various new restaurants and hot spots to find the perfect location for our joint birthday dinner. As she put it: "We were treated like VIP celebrities and like a black president’s wife everywhere we went."

We find the PERFECT restaurant called Fedora which evokes images of a 1920s speakeasy, it's all black and white, with splashes of red leather banquettes, art deco mirrors, and gangster movies playing on the flat screen tvs. I mean this joint is SEXAY and I already know what I'ma wear to pop like the bad bitch I am against all that black and white. Yesssir!

After we leave there, we head to this new club and check it out to host our after dinner outing. We talk to the manager about reserving a table and getting bottle service. The manager is super nice buying us drinks and whatnot, he must know that SCNDLS love some free shit. And even tho the joint is pretty empty, all the mens are sending drinks over, introducing themselves, and just being really cool.

And then that muthafucka walked into the place. I see him. He's gorgeous in that mixed, light skinnnneded, green eyes, 6-2, pretty boy kinda way, looking like Miles Austin's lil brother. In other words, absolutely NOT my type. But he cute tho. He comes over and starts telling me and my homegirl how pretty we are, how young we look, how lovely our skin is, etc. etc. (the whole skin comment is funny to us cuz we're the only chocolate bunnies in the place ). So he's flirting, I'm flirting. He says something cute, I reach out and rub on his abs through his sweater. Muthafucka is ripped to all hell. Now that, mama do like.

Anyway, we go outside to talk, I mean really talk not in that Mike Tyson at 3 am in a hotel room kinda "talk." I can tell dude is YOUNG! But that didn't stop me from feeling that ass up and checking the merchandise and Desiree, chile, we got another Frank on our hands.

So, when he asked for my number, I asked him how old he is and this lil bastid says "22 going on 23" This is me:

I coulda totally smashed that night, but that's not my style, but that youngin is sho nuf trynna get these granny draws. Been blowing a girl up for 4 days now and sending pics trynna entice my ass.

Okay, ladies, my sistas, how young is too young to just get your toes curled???

So this Miles Austin's face. Again, not my "type" but aiight
I was gonna post dude's chest pic but for some reason photobucket wont let me

Have fun

What does the law say?

Just to get your toes curled is 18 and OVA. To KEEP getting them curled is a whole nutha matter all together.

As long as they're above the age of consent, it's Go Time.

People who get hung up on age I don't get.

Orgnote....

SCNDLS said:

Play cousin, you need to go and let homie handle dat

SCNDLS said:

ha ha gurl I just turned 37 and I would totally hit dat!

it's funny because the older I got the more younger men I would attract (of course when I was 16,17 I attracted much older men LOL). I have a young face and a young attitude (LOL it must be the 2 degrees I'm rocking)....and of course, tig ole bitties! I say if he is legal and know how to use it, then it is your sworn duty to break him off

He cute.


Take his ass to the candy shop

meow85 said:

C'mon you know it's different for women. Even tho it seems to be in vogue nowadays.

paintedlady said:

Alright, Prince.

SCNDLS said:

Heck if I can do the do with Father Christmas, you can get down w/ baby Huey for ONE night.

He's too young for you, it would be like robbing the cradle

Awright, here we go . . . Ain't that body right, ya'll???

luv4u said:

Not even, just to curl mah toes???

BklynBabe said:

That's important! Inexperience is a

bboy87 said:

Are you legal yet??? You know I need you to post my pic.

Fuck.

Him.

bboy87 said:

I don't think he's ready tho, cuz I'm an impatient hussy.

paintedlady said:

Baby Huey! You know that's my pet name for every dude that looks like this.
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SCNDLS said:

Dominate the shit out of him.

That's what a young man going after an experienced woman wants, anyway. Grab him by his pretty-ass hair and shove his face between your legs and order him to eat your pussy right. Yell at him when he licks the wrong spot.

SCNDLS said:

Old enough to climb, rock, and ride! Is that a 'stach?

PunkMistress said:

Shit I do all that with the older ones too.

I love the way you think tho!

PunkMistress said:

paintedlady said:

More like fuzz

PunkMistress said:

SCNDLS said:

He's got nice lips.

Ride them til they chap.

SCNDLS said:

Remember in "Pulp Fiction" when Mia snorts the Coke in the bathroom of the restaurant? "I say Gotdamn!"

SCNDLS said:

Not to worry... your pubes will be all over his upper lip and you can pretend he has one.