Since so many of you seem to detest the old bag, I thought I'd let y'all vent your frustrations here.

I, for one, cannot stand her. My mom used to play her records when I was a kid and I just didn't get the appeal. And now with her diva status and overpriced tickets, I can tell she just thinks she's the shit. She just might be my least favorite musical artist ever. No kidding.

Anybody else got an axe to grind with Babs?

I will never have another erection thank to your posting that photo...



Thanks a lot, Tron.

*shudder*

An old friend I used to hang out with years ago ADORED Barbara...

When she was depressed she HAD to come over and eat ice cream and watch Babs' movies. I was such a good friend that I sat there and watched them just to make her happy... though I did complain the entire time.

"..and we got nothing to be guilty of..."

Cue ancient joke:

How do you make Barbara Streisand's nose 4-foot long?

Cut it in half.

IceNine said:

LMAO!!! Sorry Ice.

Is this better and more representative?

TRON said:

Fuckin' ace.

I ain't watched that episode for ages.

TRON said:

I'd fuck that one...

Cloudbuster said:

The triangle of Zinthar...

"Yep... she's made the diamond of Pantheos all right." - Chef

IceNine said:

OW! Sheet metal is such not a turn-on.

TRON said:

It is quite smooth if you lube it up properly!

:LOL:

Amongst her fabulous deeds, she's made an extraordinary stinky duet with celine dion death penalty
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jnoel said:

Celine... *shudder*

IceNine said:

It's not the friction but the sharp slicing angles I'm afraid of.

TRON said:

That makes it BETTER!!!

There is nothing better than running a cheese grater across your nuts during foreplay!

IceNine said:

Remember from months ago that I'm eroding though. I've gotta preserve what I've got!!!

TRON said:

In that case, I would laminate my cock and nuts to prevent further erosion.

:LOL:

IceNine said:

Good idea. I might emboss and rock tumble them first too. There's strenth in layers.

TRON said:

A damned fine plan!

A man cannot be too careful with his cock and balls...

IceNine said:

Ugh...me neither

Could be worse tho...at least it's not a NEKKID pic

That could make a person (male OR female) STERILE :O

Nikster said:

You're damned right it would!

:BARF:

I think you are all...


'People, people who need people'

and there is

'Nothing to be guilty of'

you will all find love

'Somewhere' where it's

'Eva Eva Greeen'

um, er... I like Babs.

But I would never pay those fucking prices 2 see her ass!

Barbra said some pretty relevant things, you know...


People, people who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're children needing other children
And yet letting our grown-up pride
Hide all the need inside
Acting more like children than children

Lovers are very special people
They're the luckiest people in the world
With one person, one very special person
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you WERE half now you're whole
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a person who needs people

People, people who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world.

With one person, one very special person
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you WERE half now you're whole
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a person who needs people
People, people who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world.

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I don't know...I've never been annoyed by Baba Wawa (see SNL's Gilda Radner's impersonation, for those that don't understand). But at the same time I thought it was funny as hell when South Park made fun of her. Especially when Eric Cartman said she was "being a bitch!" On the other side of the coin...I like her duet with Barry Gibb: Guilty. Sue me. Maybe if she was as ubiquitous as someone like Puffy I'd be annoyed.

Supernova said:

I like the Guilty album, beyond that...

Supernova said:

That was supposed 2 b a slam against Barbara Walters, and how she has trouble pronouncing the letter "r". I used 2 love that bit by Gilda.

My fave, Rosanne Rosanna Danna!

June7 said:

I DID get my Barbara's mixed up BIG TIME, didn't I?