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PrintableMy ex forgot our one year, but I didn't give a rats ass by that time anyways.  | |
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Imago said: My ex forgot our one year, but I didn't give a rats ass by that time anyways.
MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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JustErin said: ZombieKitten said: something NEW or DIFFERENT  Naughty wife!  | |
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Fauxie said: RenHoek said: sounding... 
god, why do I know this shit...  Thanks RenHoek, I just knew you'd know. 
Ok, maybe not but I knew someone would.
Now, the next thing would be someone explaining to me quite why someone would want to do it. 
I have these, same thing isn't it?  | |
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Fauxie said: RenHoek said: sounding...
god, why do I know this shit... Thanks RenHoek, I just knew you'd know.
Ok, maybe not but I knew someone would.
Now, the next thing would be someone explaining to me quite why someone would want to do it. thankfully (  ) that is waaay beyond even me... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said: Thanks RenHoek, I just knew you'd know.
Ok, maybe not but I knew someone would.
Now, the next thing would be someone explaining to me quite why someone would want to do it.
I have these, same thing isn't it? 
This looks painful!! | |
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My husband usually forgets out anniversary... and it's on our daughters birthday - he remembers that. | |
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RenHoek said: ZombieKitten said: something NEW or DIFFERENT on him...    "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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florescent said: My husband usually forgets out anniversary... and it's on our daughters birthday - he remembers that.
I normally remember
if he hadn't warned me I'd have let the day pass me by without me noticing!! | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: My ex forgot our one year, but I didn't give a rats ass by that time anyways.
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Fauxie said: What about that shit where you put a pin or needle down inside his penis. No idea what it's called. I bet he'd love that.
ive led a sheltered life seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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prb said: Fauxie said: What about that shit where you put a pin or needle down inside his penis. No idea what it's called. I bet he'd love that.
ive led a sheltered life be glad | |
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ZombieKitten said: prb said:
ive led a sheltered life be glad seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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For our 12th anniversary I got him 12 different bottles of beer
One for each year, all from different countries around the world He still thinks it's the best gift ever | |
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chocolatehandles said: For our 12th anniversary I got him 12 different bottles of beer
One for each year, all from different countries around the world He still thinks it's the best gift ever  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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I guess one thing you DON'T do is let him read this thread! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said: Thanks RenHoek, I just knew you'd know.
Ok, maybe not but I knew someone would.
Now, the next thing would be someone explaining to me quite why someone would want to do it.
I have these, same thing isn't it? Combining barbecue/shishkabob with your sex life is probably not the greatest idea I have ever heard, but hey, after 11 years, I bet it would be different. Or you could just let him hit it 2x in 1 week! That would probably be different for most couples LOL. | |
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Diamonds are a mans best friend. | |
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florescent said: My husband usually forgets out anniversary... and it's on our daughters birthday - he remembers that.
SHAME on your husband!!  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: florescent said: My husband usually forgets out anniversary... and it's on our daughters birthday - he remembers that.
SHAME on your husband!! It's a disgrace isn't it?
To be honest, I wish him happy anniversary but never get him a card or present. And in his defence, he always remembers how long we've been married - our daughters age + 1. | |
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i dunno what you should do i suck at giving gifts
but have a great anniversary You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LOVE!!!!
Say hi to your lovely hubby for me. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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BklynBabe said: Combining barbecue/shishkabob with your sex life is probably not the greatest idea I have ever heard, but hey, after 11 years, I bet it would be different. Or you could just let him hit it 2x in 1 week! That would probably be different for most couples LOL.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LOVE!!!!
Say hi to your lovely hubby for me. I totally will!!!!  you know he thinks the world of you.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LOVE!!!!
Say hi to your lovely hubby for me. I totally will!!!! you know he thinks the world of you. I think the world of both of you!
I was thrilled to have met you both. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ZombieKitten said: I totally will!!!! you know he thinks the world of you. I think the world of both of you!
I was thrilled to have met you both. I'll be a hanger-on and say +1...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I think the world of both of you!
I was thrilled to have met you both. I'll be a hanger-on and say +1...  | |
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Fauxie said: Anal?
I'm sorry. | |
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