But really pissing you off.

I get this all the time: "You are such a beautiful and sharp big woman", or "I love women with some meat", "You are fly with your thickness" "You are so beautiful for a big girl".

OK I get it. I AM fly. but damn, can't I JUST be fly? You gotta throw the big in there to make me feel better about myself? Or are you just scared that once you get some of the nookie you will be hooked...to a big girl?

Not that I've had to put some fools on ice before...



So what's your lick, people?

'it's not as small as i expected.'

My thing is when people find out I have twins that are 15 most people will say something along the lines like " wow 15 I did not know you were that old."

"You're a lot smarter than you look".

JustErin said:

That's just a retarded way of tellin you you're hot.

johnart said:

So I don't really look stupid?

And Nick, don't answer that for me.

I got a real "line" today

I was at the ear nose and throat specialist today with Max, and he was looking into his ears, so he turned Max around and said to him something about turn to "gaze where all the boys want to, at your mother's face"

what 5 year old know's what GAZE means

JustErin said:

No, you look hot. But sometimes people don't like to give credit for both.God forbid. Maybe they're a little jealous, maybe they're too taken by your Porn Lips to get the sentiment out in a cohesive non-assholish manner.
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JustErin said:

You do look hot. Isn't that enough?

johnart said:

Porn lips and porn boobs...don't forget the boobs!

Fauxie said:

I told you not to answer.

Dave Chappelle joked about it one time, but I occasionally feel nauseated when people of a certain socioeconomic category go on and on about how articulate I am. I'm OK, I guess. But it's like they see me and expect that I'll make monkey noises or something.

JustErin said:

If you hadn't said anything I may have walked on by.

JustErin said:

What are porn boobs? Big boobs? Are all big boobs automatically porn boobs? Or do yours give off some kind of special porno vibe?

Fauxie said:

No, big boobs do not automatically = porn boobs. And yes, they do give off a porn vibe.

JustErin said:

I never knew that. So yes, you come off as smart, org-wise.

~wonders who else on the org has porn boobs~
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Fauxie said:

I need to make a new one of these...this older one will have to do for now.

johnart said:

It's a compliment from someone who doesn't sound very smart themselves, like they may be intimidated. If Erin is talking to hot dumb guys, this "compliment" makes a lot of sense.

JustErin said:

I love this

Cinnie said:

Or intimidated females.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

NO ONE is supposed to be good-looking AND smart.

Cinnie said:

It's very discouraging to the smart and homely.

Imagine what it does to the dumb and homely.

johnart said:

Do we have a recent "Ask a mod anything" thread?

Actually guys, I'm pretty stupid.

JustErin said:

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ZombieKitten said:

That and he was lying about where to gaze.

JustErin said: