Ok I gotta share my worst...


So my man at the time kept beggin' and beggin' to fuck on my period. Yes I know.... Ewww.

Anyway I got tired of his whiny ass so I figure just this once. How bad could it be? Chile bad aint the word. In fact, messy aint the word either. Dude caught me on a heavy day. My Motrin must have worn off or something cuz I was cramping like a muthafucka and OMG there was just blood everywhere and it was hot and sticky and wet. I mean i felt it all on my thighs and runnin' down my ass and the sheets were damp but dude just was having an out of body experience or something. He's pumpin like his life depends on it (hell, maybe it did) and he's moaning and groanin' and talkin' "ooh baby you feel so good" and he's hitting those high notes which had me lookin at him like . So I'm thinking he's about to come and what does this mofo do? He goes down on me. Before I could say "Nucca is you crazy?" he upped and stuck his tongue in mouth tryna kiss me. I had my own blood in my mouth. On top of me vampiring myself, slapping him upside his head and telling him to GTFO (dick swinging and all), I had destroyed my Ralph Lauren bedding which cost me $375 fuckin' dollars! I have since learned that just as you need to have period panties, you also need period bedding.

DesireeNevermind said:

EWWWWW! One of my exes tried to get me to fuck her while she was on her period, I told her she was crazy!

Abdul said:

I aint never ever doing it again. NEVER!

DesireeNevermind said:

Now, I'm fairly open minded and I like to experiment in the bedroom and ve even done a couple of things on here that people have sad "yuk" to and njoyed them but this my friend takes the biscuit....sex on a period, ok if the mment takes you, you are horny as fuck and yo both agree....BUT NEVER,EVER... EVER go downstairs with your tbgue at that stage!!!

I hate the taste of blood at the best of times and, sorry to say ladies, but that smell would make me hurl.

He's a brave but stupid man

purpledoveuk said:

he absolutely was but damn he was FOINE!!! And can I just say... blood out your veejayjay does not taste like blood from a cut on your finger or a nosebleed. In case anybody was wondering.

I enjoy sex during my menstrual cycle, but I'm not a heavy bleeder and it sorta "shuts off" during intercourse. I lay a towel down but there's usually never any blood, even had him go down on me and I was terrified, but there was no blood, not even when I squirted... and yes, I kissed him after.

I've been told by more than one guy that I have "clean periods". Gotta hose your ass off extremely well beforehand though, so the coochie is fresh.

paintedlady said:

Why am I not surprised you got schoolin for period sex. Girl you too much. I christen you my org hero!

Ok I gotta share my worst...


So my man at the time kept beggin' and beggin' to fuck on my period. Yes I know.... Ewww.

Anyway I got tired of his whiny ass so I figure just this once. How bad could it be? Chile bad aint the word. In fact, messy aint the word either. Dude caught me on a heavy day. My Motrin must have worn off or something cuz I was cramping like a muthafucka and OMG there was just blood everywhere and it was hot and sticky and wet. I mean i felt it all on my thighs and runnin' down my ass and the sheets were damp but dude just was having an out of body experience or something. He's pumpin like his life depends on it (hell, maybe it did) and he's moaning and groanin' and talkin' "ooh baby you feel so good" and he's hitting those high notes which had me lookin at him like . So I'm thinking he's about to come and what does this mofo do? He goes down on me. Before I could say "Nucca is you crazy?" he upped and stuck his tongue in mouth tryna kiss me. I had my own blood in my mouth. On top of me vampiring myself, slapping him upside his head and telling him to GTFO (dick swinging and all), I had destroyed my Ralph Lauren bedding which cost me $375 fuckin' dollars! I have since learned that just as you need to have period panties, you also need period bedding.

Ok I gotta share my worst...


So my man at the time kept beggin' and beggin' to fuck on my period. Yes I know.... Ewww.

Anyway I got tired of his whiny ass so I figure just this once. How bad could it be? Chile bad aint the word. In fact, messy aint the word either. Dude caught me on a heavy day. My Motrin must have worn off or something cuz I was cramping like a muthafucka and OMG there was just blood everywhere and it was hot and sticky and wet. I mean i felt it all on my thighs and runnin' down my ass and the sheets were damp but dude just was having an out of body experience or something. He's pumpin like his life depends on it (hell, maybe it did) and he's moaning and groanin' and talkin' "ooh baby you feel so good" and he's hitting those high notes which had me lookin at him like . So I'm thinking he's about to come and what does this mofo do? He goes down on me. Before I could say "Nucca is you crazy?" he upped and stuck his tongue in mouth tryna kiss me. I had my own blood in my mouth. On top of me vampiring myself, slapping him upside his head and telling him to GTFO (dick swinging and all), I had destroyed my Ralph Lauren bedding which cost me $375 fuckin' dollars! I have since learned that just as you need to have period panties, you also need period bedding.

Ok I gotta share my worst...


So my man at the time kept beggin' and beggin' to fuck on my period. Yes I know.... Ewww.

Anyway I got tired of his whiny ass so I figure just this once. How bad could it be? Chile bad aint the word. In fact, messy aint the word either. Dude caught me on a heavy day. My Motrin must have worn off or something cuz I was cramping like a muthafucka and OMG there was just blood everywhere and it was hot and sticky and wet. I mean i felt it all on my thighs and runnin' down my ass and the sheets were damp but dude just was having an out of body experience or something. He's pumpin like his life depends on it (hell, maybe it did) and he's moaning and groanin' and talkin' "ooh baby you feel so good" and he's hitting those high notes which had me lookin at him like . So I'm thinking he's about to come and what does this mofo do? He goes down on me. Before I could say "Nucca is you crazy?" he upped and stuck his tongue in mouth tryna kiss me. I had my own blood in my mouth. On top of me vampiring myself, slapping him upside his head and telling him to GTFO (dick swinging and all), I had destroyed my Ralph Lauren bedding which cost me $375 fuckin' dollars! I have since learned that just as you need to have period panties, you also need period bedding.

Ok I gotta share my worst...


So my man at the time kept beggin' and beggin' to fuck on my period. Yes I know.... Ewww.

Anyway I got tired of his whiny ass so I figure just this once. How bad could it be? Chile bad aint the word. In fact, messy aint the word either. Dude caught me on a heavy day. My Motrin must have worn off or something cuz I was cramping like a muthafucka and OMG there was just blood everywhere and it was hot and sticky and wet. I mean i felt it all on my thighs and runnin' down my ass and the sheets were damp but dude just was having an out of body experience or something. He's pumpin like his life depends on it (hell, maybe it did) and he's moaning and groanin' and talkin' "ooh baby you feel so good" and he's hitting those high notes which had me lookin at him like . So I'm thinking he's about to come and what does this mofo do? He goes down on me. Before I could say "Nucca is you crazy?" he upped and stuck his tongue in mouth tryna kiss me. I had my own blood in my mouth. On top of me vampiring myself, slapping him upside his head and telling him to GTFO (dick swinging and all), I had destroyed my Ralph Lauren bedding which cost me $375 fuckin' dollars! I have since learned that just as you need to have period panties, you also need period bedding.

DesireeNevermind said:

You knows you are my orgboo

I love period sex... get on my freak on the first day to increase my flow after and have what I call "let down" so my period can end quicker and I don't get menstrual cramps after having an orgasm.

But let me not have sex for long time and my periods are murder! Weird huh?
[Edited 11/20/09 0:42am]

he upped and stuck his tongue in mouth tryna kiss me.

DesireeNevermind said:

DesireeNevermind said:

DanceWme said:

paintedlady said:

Painted . . .

well hows goes this then

There he was getting down to the nitty gritty inthe nether region - ooohhh oral sex is good and then I feel the unwelcome rumble and I couldn't help it....I farted in his face - he turned green....jumped off the bed and hit his ankle on the raditor turned around and burnt his dick on the raditor

so there he was....jumping around, feeling sick, holding his dick and trying to rub his ankle.....

passion was dead.....

well hows goes this then

There he was getting down to the nitty gritty inthe nether region - ooohhh oral sex is good and then I feel the unwelcome rumble and I couldn't help it....I farted in his face - he turned green....jumped off the bed and hit his ankle on the raditor turned around and burnt his dick on the raditor

so there he was....jumping around, feeling sick, holding his dick and trying to rub his ankle.....

passion was dead.....

blueblossom said:

I love you!

paintedlady said:

pretty good eh?
[Edited 11/20/09 14:53pm]

Ok I gotta share my worst...


So my man at the time kept beggin' and beggin' to fuck on my period. Yes I know.... Ewww.

Anyway I got tired of his whiny ass so I figure just this once. How bad could it be? Chile bad aint the word. In fact, messy aint the word either. Dude caught me on a heavy day. My Motrin must have worn off or something cuz I was cramping like a muthafucka and OMG there was just blood everywhere and it was hot and sticky and wet. I mean i felt it all on my thighs and runnin' down my ass and the sheets were damp but dude just was having an out of body experience or something. He's pumpin like his life depends on it (hell, maybe it did) and he's moaning and groanin' and talkin' "ooh baby you feel so good" and he's hitting those high notes which had me lookin at him like . So I'm thinking he's about to come and what does this mofo do? He goes down on me. Before I could say "Nucca is you crazy?" he upped and stuck his tongue in mouth tryna kiss me. I had my own blood in my mouth. On top of me vampiring myself, slapping him upside his head and telling him to GTFO (dick swinging and all), I had destroyed my Ralph Lauren bedding which cost me $375 fuckin' dollars! I have since learned that just as you need to have period panties, you also need period bedding.

Best:

It was a fivesome. All five of us sucking dicks and licking everybody all over. One sucking dick, one sucking one ball, another sucking another ball, one licking the chest, just multiple people giving each other attention one by one. It ended up turning into a big arguement though when one guy couldn't control himself and didn't warn one of the guys in time. He shot his come in the motherfucker's hair and it was ON then.

Worst:

My first, only, and last internet hookup. I should have never given a truthful description of my car to someone on the internet. That way, if I didn't like what I saw, I could simply keep driving. Anyway, back in 2001, this guy was in town and was staying in a local hotel. He described himself as a white guy in his early 50s with a hairy chest. I was expecting a Tom Selleck or John Ritter type. I arrived in the parking lot and he was standing outside to meet me. He was nothing like I pictured and nothing like the description he gave me either.

I figured I would just go inside, have a few drinks, talk, and then leave. I got inside, had some drinks, and that motherfucker kept talking about our conversation we had earlier about what we would do to each other. Then he grabbed my dick through my pants. I figured, OK, I'll just let him suck it and then I'll be on my way.

Then, that motherfucker got undressed. He was flabby, completely hairless, and pale white as a ghost. Then, he turned around and spread his ass open. I said "Oh no, I don't fuck". He said "I know you said you don't get fucked but I just assumed that you fuck". I said "no I don't". His little ole dick was around three inches on hard and he wanted me to suck it. I put that whole little thing in my mouth with both balls included and just did it for about three or four seconds, then I thought to myself "hell naw" and stopped.

That motherfucker got down and started sucking my dick. He was about the ugliest motherfucker I had ever seen. Hell, I couldn't even stand looking down. Then he kept wanting me to suck him some. I told him I really didn't suck dick and didn't like it. To shut him up, I played with his little jalapeno a little while while he sucked me. Then, he got up, turned the light off, put his big ass in my face and said "You're gonna fuck me". I said "Oh no, I'm not". Then he kept putting that ass up in the air saying "Don't you want this hot juicy pussy I got". Honey, that pale white ass was glowing in the fucking dark. The damn thing looked like the moon over Miami. I told him once again that I don't fuck. Then he turned the light on, put his ass in my face, spread his cheeks wide open and said "Don't you wanna eat this pussy". I said no. Then he grabbed my face and pushed it towards his asshole and I jumped up and said "hell naw" and got the fuck up out there.
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[Edited 11/17/09 20:40pm]

well hows goes this then

There he was getting down to the nitty gritty inthe nether region - ooohhh oral sex is good and then I feel the unwelcome rumble and I couldn't help it....I farted in his face - he turned green....jumped off the bed and hit his ankle on the raditor turned around and burnt his dick on the raditor

so there he was....jumping around, feeling sick, holding his dick and trying to rub his ankle.....

passion was dead.....