best sex... it was just that. Thee best sex!


worst sex..
I was dating this guy. We went out to eat one night then we went back to his place. Sat down with some cask and cream. Watch the last quarter of the Knicks game then we start kissing. He started grabbing me up with his big strong hands and in my mind im like "its 'bout to be on and poppin'". So he picks me up and carries me from the living room to the bedroom. Starts taking off my clothes and im ripping his off. He goes down (which was the worst licking i've ever had )
then he came while he was still down there



he gets up and say give me a minute. then he fell asleep.
u serious? i called my ex and had him come pick me up from this guys house.

i didnt answer his calls for the next week and that was that

best: when we cum at the same time.

worst: when you get yours...and then your too tired to get me off afterwards.

DanceWme said:

oh damn

i wouldve loved to see your face during all of this

SirPsycho said:

i was more excited watchin' the 4th quarter of the Knicks game and u just know they asses loss.

Best sex - alot & often

worst sex - rape

i was like "how comfortable are you with a dick in your mouth that you fell asleep???"

best sex... it was just that. Thee best sex!


worst sex..
I was dating this guy. We went out to eat one night then we went back to his place. Sat down with some cask and cream. Watch the last quarter of the Knicks game then we start kissing. He started grabbing me up with his big strong hands and in my mind im like "its 'bout to be on and poppin'". So he picks me up and carries me from the living room to the bedroom. Starts taking off my clothes and im ripping his off. He goes down (which was the worst licking i've ever had )
then he came while he was still down there



he gets up and say give me a minute. then he fell asleep.
u serious? i called my ex and had him come pick me up from this guys house.

i didnt answer his calls for the next week and that was that

Worst?
Meeting a hot guy at a club and going back to a hotel room. He says, "Give me 15 minutes to prepare". I go out for a smoke, come back in 10 and find him squatting over the sink cleaning out his ass. The smell hit me first, then the sight of the brown water as he tried to stuff the larger pieces of shit down the plug hole.

Needless to say, I went without.

thebumpsquad said:

Whoa. That topped my story.

SirPsycho said:

Wakin' up saying

plop! "Who's dick is this?"

bboy87 said:

...wait, who was that? jamie fox right?

SirPsycho said:

did she snore??, 'cause that might have felt interesting

DanceWme said:

OMG, Cask & Cream was my high school drink.

Best:

It was a fivesome. All five of us sucking dicks and licking everybody all over. One sucking dick, one sucking one ball, another sucking another ball, one licking the chest, just multiple people giving each other attention one by one. It ended up turning into a big arguement though when one guy couldn't control himself and didn't warn one of the guys in time. He shot his come in the motherfucker's hair and it was ON then.

Worst:

My first, only, and last internet hookup. I should have never given a truthful description of my car to someone on the internet. That way, if I didn't like what I saw, I could simply keep driving. Anyway, back in 2001, this guy was in town and was staying in a local hotel. He described himself as a white guy in his early 50s with a hairy chest. I was expecting a Tom Selleck or John Ritter type. I arrived in the parking lot and he was standing outside to meet me. He was nothing like I pictured and nothing like the description he gave me either.

I figured I would just go inside, have a few drinks, talk, and then leave. I got inside, had some drinks, and that motherfucker kept talking about our conversation we had earlier about what we would do to each other. Then he grabbed my dick through my pants. I figured, OK, I'll just let him suck it and then I'll be on my way.

Then, that motherfucker got undressed. He was flabby, completely hairless, and pale white as a ghost. Then, he turned around and spread his ass open. I said "Oh no, I don't fuck". He said "I know you said you don't get fucked but I just assumed that you fuck". I said "no I don't". His little ole dick was around three inches on hard and he wanted me to suck it. I put that whole little thing in my mouth with both balls included and just did it for about three or four seconds, then I thought to myself "hell naw" and stopped.

That motherfucker got down and started sucking my dick. He was about the ugliest motherfucker I had ever seen. Hell, I couldn't even stand looking down. Then he kept wanting me to suck him some. I told him I really didn't suck dick and didn't like it. To shut him up, I played with his little jalapeno a little while while he sucked me. Then, he got up, turned the light off, put his big ass in my face and said "You're gonna fuck me". I said "Oh no, I'm not". Then he kept putting that ass up in the air saying "Don't you want this hot juicy pussy I got". Honey, that pale white ass was glowing in the fucking dark. The damn thing looked like the moon over Miami. I told him once again that I don't fuck. Then he turned the light on, put his ass in my face, spread his cheeks wide open and said "Don't you wanna eat this pussy". I said no. Then he grabbed my face and pushed it towards his asshole and I jumped up and said "hell naw" and got the fuck up out there.
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My first, only, and last internet hookup. .....Then, that motherfucker got undressed. He was flabby, completely hairless, and pale white as a ghost. Then, he turned around and spread his ass open.... I jumped up and said "hell naw" and got the fuck up out there.

Best:

It was a fivesome. All five of us sucking dicks and licking everybody all over. One sucking dick, one sucking one ball, another sucking another ball, one licking the chest, just multiple people giving each other attention one by one. It ended up turning into a big arguement though when one guy couldn't control himself and didn't warn one of the guys in time. He shot his come in the motherfucker's hair and it was ON then.

Worst:

My first, only, and last internet hookup. I should have never given a truthful description of my car to someone on the internet. That way, if I didn't like what I saw, I could simply keep driving. Anyway, back in 2001, this guy was in town and was staying in a local hotel. He described himself as a white guy in his early 50s with a hairy chest. I was expecting a Tom Selleck or John Ritter type. I arrived in the parking lot and he was standing outside to meet me. He was nothing like I pictured and nothing like the description he gave me either.

I figured I would just go inside, have a few drinks, talk, and then leave. I got inside, had some drinks, and that motherfucker kept talking about our conversation we had earlier about what we would do to each other. Then he grabbed my dick through my pants. I figured, OK, I'll just let him suck it and then I'll be on my way.

Then, that motherfucker got undressed. He was flabby, completely hairless, and pale white as a ghost. Then, he turned around and spread his ass open. I said "Oh no, I don't fuck". He said "I know you said you don't get fucked but I just assumed that you fuck". I said "no I don't". His little ole dick was around three inches on hard and he wanted me to suck it. I put that whole little thing in my mouth with both balls included and just did it for about three or four seconds, then I thought to myself "hell naw" and stopped.

That motherfucker got down and started sucking my dick. He was about the ugliest motherfucker I had ever seen. Hell, I couldn't even stand looking down. Then he kept wanting me to suck him some. I told him I really didn't suck dick and didn't like it. To shut him up, I played with his little jalapeno a little while while he sucked me. Then, he got up, turned the light off, put his big ass in my face and said "You're gonna fuck me". I said "Oh no, I'm not". Then he kept putting that ass up in the air saying "Don't you want this hot juicy pussy I got". Honey, that pale white ass was glowing in the fucking dark. The damn thing looked like the moon over Miami. I told him once again that I don't fuck. Then he turned the light on, put his ass in my face, spread his cheeks wide open and said "Don't you wanna eat this pussy". I said no. Then he grabbed my face and pushed it towards his asshole and I jumped up and said "hell naw" and got the fuck up out there.
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[Edited 11/17/09 20:40pm]

he kept putting that ass up in the air saying "Don't you want this hot juicy pussy I got".

Describe the bestus and the worstus....


GO!!!!!

Best:

It was a fivesome. All five of us sucking dicks and licking everybody all over. One sucking dick, one sucking one ball, another sucking another ball, one licking the chest, just multiple people giving each other attention one by one. It ended up turning into a big arguement though when one guy couldn't control himself and didn't warn one of the guys in time. He shot his come in the motherfucker's hair and it was ON then.

Worst:

My first, only, and last internet hookup. I should have never given a truthful description of my car to someone on the internet. That way, if I didn't like what I saw, I could simply keep driving. Anyway, back in 2001, this guy was in town and was staying in a local hotel. He described himself as a white guy in his early 50s with a hairy chest. I was expecting a Tom Selleck or John Ritter type. I arrived in the parking lot and he was standing outside to meet me. He was nothing like I pictured and nothing like the description he gave me either.

I figured I would just go inside, have a few drinks, talk, and then leave. I got inside, had some drinks, and that motherfucker kept talking about our conversation we had earlier about what we would do to each other. Then he grabbed my dick through my pants. I figured, OK, I'll just let him suck it and then I'll be on my way.

Then, that motherfucker got undressed. He was flabby, completely hairless, and pale white as a ghost. Then, he turned around and spread his ass open. I said "Oh no, I don't fuck". He said "I know you said you don't get fucked but I just assumed that you fuck". I said "no I don't". His little ole dick was around three inches on hard and he wanted me to suck it. I put that whole little thing in my mouth with both balls included and just did it for about three or four seconds, then I thought to myself "hell naw" and stopped.

That motherfucker got down and started sucking my dick. He was about the ugliest motherfucker I had ever seen. Hell, I couldn't even stand looking down. Then he kept wanting me to suck him some. I told him I really didn't suck dick and didn't like it. To shut him up, I played with his little jalapeno a little while while he sucked me. Then, he got up, turned the light off, put his big ass in my face and said "You're gonna fuck me". I said "Oh no, I'm not". Then he kept putting that ass up in the air saying "Don't you want this hot juicy pussy I got". Honey, that pale white ass was glowing in the fucking dark. The damn thing looked like the moon over Miami. I told him once again that I don't fuck. Then he turned the light on, put his ass in my face, spread his cheeks wide open and said "Don't you wanna eat this pussy". I said no. Then he grabbed my face and pushed it towards his asshole and I jumped up and said "hell naw" and got the fuck up out there.

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[Edited 11/17/09 20:40pm]

Worst?
Meeting a hot guy at a club and going back to a hotel room. He says, "Give me 15 minutes to prepare". I go out for a smoke, come back in 10 and find him squatting over the sink cleaning out his ass. The smell hit me first, then the sight of the brown water as he tried to stuff the larger pieces of shit down the plug hole.

Needless to say, I went without.

Describe the bestus and the worstus....


GO!!!!!

SCNDLS said:

We had communicated by internet for about a week, then he gave me the phone number to his hotel room and we communicated by phone for a few days. He was some sort of businessman that was down here on business for a few weeks and was staying in one of those nice hotels that have a separate living room, kitchen, bedroom, etc. just like an apartment. On the internet and on the phone, he was extremely nice and polite and we seemed to enjoy a lot of the same things. He seemed harmless and very likable over the phone.

When I saw him in the parking lot and he didn't match the description he gave me, I just figured he was insecure about his looks. I figured I go inside and just have a few drinks and at least gain a new friendship out of it. When he wanted me to suck him, I didn't want to hurt his feelings and it wasn't going to kill me to do it. But only after a few seconds, I couldn't go through with it.

Also, that was Andy of 2001, not Andy of 2009. I'm the way I am now because of past experiences and mistakes I've made and learned from. I've always been mean as hell to most of the men I've slept with because they have been trade (confused bisexual assholes who think they are straight who want gay men to please them but don't want to face the discrimination we face) but someone who acknowledges they are gay or at least bisexual, I've always been nice to them unless they were rude to me first. But when somebody gives me attitude first, I'm a bitch from hell then. I've become much more bitchy through the years but I'm still more of a person that doesn't like to hurt a likable person's feelings. It's people that I don't like that I enjoy and take pride in hurting their feelings.