So how are we all doing? Come on, tell mama...

Alej said:

Yes?
I have a question for ya'll that's been on my mind:
Is there a correct way to tell a guy he has an ugly penis?

ScarletScandal said:

!!! I have no idea.

ScarletScandal said:

why do you need to tell him?
[Edited 11/13/09 14:16pm]

matthewgrant said:

True.

There are some things that just shouldn't be said...

Alej said:

Don't act like you've never seen an ugly one before...

sammij said:

I feel I should tell him, because I had loveded him
Sammi! 'Sup gorgeous?

sammij said:

Hi

ScarletScandal said:

I've only seen a couple

I guess you could just joke about it and be like "ha, some penis' are UGLY " not while it's in your face or anything.

then he'll say "is mine?/ but not mine right?" and you just lay it on him.
[Edited 11/13/09 14:17pm]

ScarletScandal said:

Haaaay!

Well I get that, but there isn't much that can be done once that's out in the open - it would just make for awkward instances of intimacy, no?

Alej said:

HOLLLAAAAA

matthewgrant said:

Sounds like you're talking from experience...One time yours truly saw one that was SO mufugly, I wouldn't touch it with someone else's hands. It was like 7 colors, wrinkles and veins and bumps...the shaft was HAIRY...I wanted to die...

sammij said:

!!!! <3

Alej said:

Alej, I've been wanting to tell you...this is what you remind me of:


And why haven't you posted a pic yet? What have I told you? Here, I'll start:

ScarletScandal said:

lawd.

ScarletScandal said:

They're not meant to be pretty, you know.

GirlBrother said:

I wholeheartedly disagree. I've seen some that are works of sheer art and genius...but there's a dick thread somewhere in GD...I think I need a new lover. I got tired of this one QUICK...and we've only been dating a month.

:bump:

ScarletScandal said:

Were u the one that had to get it?

ScarletScandal said:

wtf?

ScarletScandal said:

Close your legs and say "No, thank you."

But I have a question for you. Does the penis feel good inside? Does it work for you as long as you don't have to look at it? Cuz that would complicate things. You may have to make some adjerrrrsments. Close your eyes or something.

This thread

I think I'm officially dumped
I haven't spoken to my lover in about a week. Oh well...back on the market...

I ain't gonna touch one with bumps on it but if the dick ain't hairy, I'm gonna throw it in the ocean with the other fish.

vainandy said:

I need to see some hair down there, or else I'm asking for I.D.

ScarletScandal said:

Mmmmkay!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

'Bout time you brought yo bitchazz up in here Miggy!

ScarletScandal said:

*snap* *snap*