SCNDLS said:

I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that we've seen asses of all shapes and sizes from the insanely flat to ridiculously round.

Mariah's ass is neither pancake or a bubble butt.

SCNDLS said:

I don't really spend a lot of time analyzing asses, especially not Mariah Carey's, but that certainly isn't what I'd call super flat. But then, I personally don't think big, round asses are very attractive anyway. At least not on women.

JustErin said:

I said IF and I didn't say anything about a bubble butt.

SCNDLS said:

I didn't say you did say anything about a bubble butt.

either way, I think Mariah would be more attractive if her ass were on her shoulders instead of her face...just sayin'...

sorry but this is just NOT a good look for her...

RenHoek said:

Not bad for a 40 year old, but she REALLY needs to stop.

SCNDLS said:

I agree, for 40 she looks good but this particular time out is just

RenHoek said:

She has NO idea what looks good on her. She must suffer from reverse body dismorphic disorder cuz the heffa is sans clue. I wonder of Andre Leon Talley is still dressing her for some events?

And anyone who's booty looks that flat in a SATIN swimsuit of all things ain't got no ass

SCNDLS said:

she's more hips than ass for sure!

*wonders-when-Bboy-will-turn-up-posting-ridonkulous-ass-shots-for-comparison*

RenHoek said:

Yes, she has more of an hourglass from the front, but when she turns to the side . . .

Oh and I just orgnoted Bboy
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RenHoek said:

The gull seems to disagree

SCNDLS said:

Why? What makes Mariah so lovable is she's a train wreck and doesn't realize it.

SCNDLS said:

40 isn't all that old you know!

JustErin said:

DanceWme said:

I'm NOT 40.

I think the average size is 14. not that I know what that means but she looks pretty normal to me. Some of the photos are not that flattering but she is a woman and she is okay with me.

(now for my mean answer)

becasue they can see!?

JustErin said:

ur closer to it than I am

DanceWme said:

Why? Not because she is fat (cause she isn't) but because she has absolutely no concept of how to dress to suit her body type or her age. Yes she is bigger than she was previously although she is not huge, but she still dresses like she is that size and it doesn't look very good.

Play up your curves, wear clothes that show off a great curvy figure rather that strangling it in stuff that is two sizes too small.

I don't think she will ever get it right, cause she still thinks of herself as Mimi, when she is actually grown-ass Mariah now!

BlackAdder7 said:

Can we use that word in this context - I thought that it could only be used for JustErin was talking about dicks.

uPtoWnNY said:

I think it's more pathetic than anything else to be that old, talented, and successful and STILL so insecure.

JustErin said:

I KNOW that! I'm just saying that she looks better than a lot of regular chicks half her age but that don't mean I wanna see her squeezing herself into too tight, too short, barely there outfits. She's ridiculous.

Demi Moore is a perfect example of an older broad with a great body, yet when she's at red carpet events she's flawless. Sure, she could go for nekkid like Mariah, but even when she shows skin Demi's elegant. Mariah could be elegant all the time but she usually opts for skank.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

She's usually around a 6-8 but her clothes are too damn tight,

Neophyte said:

DanceWme said:

and I'm probably closer than both of you but my ass still looks better than Mimi's...

How is that she looks better from the back than from the front?

JustErin said:

paintedlady said:

Yes guuuuurl!! They can manuever very. well.