Which one of these legendary sex symbols would you choose to be if you could be magically transformed into one of them?

*Note: Bert Convy is dead, but you would live as Bert Convy did and would have a long, full life.*

I'd go Bert Convy, I think he was a real player. I don't have Bandit style.

jthad1129 said:

Convy was a bad motherfucker, no doubt about it... BUT, there is a theory that Prince is simply Burt Reynolds' alter-ego.

Who the fuck is Bert Convy?


Am I or just ?

REDFEATHERS said:

Bert Convy was a STONE COLD PLAYER!!!

IceNine said:

Reynolds! He had hat cool water vest and bow in Deliverance and shot the mutha with it lol. Plus he was on The Mean Machines team in The Longest Yard. Plus he was Sharkey. Plus he was in Cannonball Run with Adrienne and her partner. I however do not want his receeding (now bald) hairline. However I would like to be Convy because he was a gameshow host--Id love to have that job lol.

rdhull said:

Let's not forget... Bert Convy was in "Semi-Tough" and "Cannonball Run!!!"

He could rock the big screen too!

Burt Bacharach is not listed as a choice?!

IceNine said:

wait a minute---he was?..with Kristofferson and Jill Clayburgh?..aww Convey is just a poor mans Burt Reynolds..he's a biter lol.

teller said:

He would be a good choice, but he just doesn't have the raw sexual energy of these two panty soakers!

IceNine said:

Hmmm I dunno...I'd fuck the dogshit outta Bacarach before Convy. He wrote The Look Of Love afterall and got that "square-nerd" thing goin on

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Wasn't Bert the Host of Tattletales and Win Lose or Draw?

Straight cold player

He was even cool with a name like B E R T !

jthad1129 said:

That man was the master of MANY gameshows!

He just oozed sexual energy and power!!!

You think he HAD Sally Field?

whichever ones alive

i guess

jthad1129 said:

Naturally... and unnaturally, I hope!

:LOL:

shausler said:

You could be Bert Convy... you would live the Bert Convy life, but you wouldn't die early... you would rock the game show scene for MANY years!

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That's why there aws no Bandit part 3, in 3-D

id rather be gene rayburn

shausler said:

How about Wink Martindale???

you never heard of Bert Convy gettin' good pussy like Burt Reynolds did...

twonabomber said:

Shit... Convy was a P L A Y E R.

twonabomber said:

tighter p r does not constitute as u put it

a lack of "good pussy"

IceNine said:

WINK MARTINDALE!!! NO WHAMMYS NO WHAMMYS pleeeze

he is thin, crusty, and definately no body hair

jthad1129 said:

Chuck Woolery did some fine work in his time too.

anyone see Wink on the Gong Show True Hollywood Story? startin' to look like a frail old man...not aging gracefully like Bob Barker...

IceNine said:

"Be back in two and two"

Now Chuck, he wears the gold chains and has the pearly whites. He is a looker

twonabomber said:

Bob Barker is a BAD man! That guy was the KING of hosts!!!