MIGUELGOMEZ said:

What's up boo? How you durrrrrin? How are the mens treating you?

ScarletScandal said:

No men in my life. There is an occassional trick but that's all. I'm great though.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

yeah yeah yeah..stop bragging already. I can't believe I had to teach a 45 year old gay bottom how to give himself an enema...

ScarletScandal said:

Eww! He probably just came out.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Oh no...he's BEEN out, and he's not the first gay guy I've had "enema talk" with. I don't know what the fuck is going on. There needs to be gay education somewhere.

I've never had a "gay enema". Sorry if this comes off dizzy, but what does that entail? Douche-ing?

A former co-worker bought some kind of douche-ing apparatus that's usable in the shower. Had nothing but praise for it.

And I'm feeling good boo.

Tortilla said:

Okay, hay grrl...Yeah, an enema is basically a douche. It gets all the McNuggets and such out your ass. I HIGHLY recommend it. I need one of those shower ones though, I know those are the bizniss...

Why do you have to have ememas? Is this something you should do before sex? and if so how does one have spontaneity? I really dont know either...

tinaz said:

Enemas produce bowel movements so that whatever's up there comes out, and there are no "surprises" during sex. They're real cheap too. You can get them from drug stores like Rite Aid, CVS, they have them at Wal-Mart. And as for spontaneity, I clean myself out ever morning, and then get in the shower...just in case...

and here i've been worried this whole time that I say too much embarrassing shit on the internet

ScarletScandal said:

Oh ok!! Thank u!!

ScarletScandal said:

Hello. If you're a gay man. CLEAN YOUR ASS!!!!!

And all you straight men, please do our beautiful ladies a favor and CLEAN YOUR ASS TOO. As a gay man I hear it all from my girl friends and sometimes when they're doing their business up front, they can smell the back. Hello!!!!!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

AAAAAHHH!! That is SO wretched!!!

But true! I don't see how you can clean the front and neglect the back.

tinaz said:

No prob! And they're not dangerous or anything. And what I do is keep the bottle, and make the solution at home. All you do is fill the bottle up with some warm water, add a little epsom salt and a little hand soap and it does the trick.

errant said:

Say what?

Enough shit talk, I want these NOW:

errant said:

johnart said:

Hey! I think that it was a very serious and informed discussion. People need to know things like that and not everybody is willing to step up and teach.

ScarletScandal said:

While you're preachin to the choir, I'm still stuck on "McNuggets".
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johnart said:

I was putting it nicely.

ScarletScandal said:

No! I thought you were happy with this one? Or did I miss something?

ScarletScandal said:

Oh...and

i'm saving up money for a macbook

connorhawke said:

I was for the time being, but there were just some things that we didn't click on. I am HEAVY into astrology, because sign compatibility hasn't proven me wrong, so I told him about that, he didn't want to listen, and then beyond that, we really didn't have anything in common, I'm a Gemini, I like to communicate, and he's an Aries, he doesn't listen. So that was one thing. I like to talk about stuff and he just wanted to fuck, eat, and sleep. And then he started getting on me about not working, which I already WASN'T doing when we met, so last week he told me I had until today to find a job or I wouldn't see him any more. Poor me...the last asian man on the planet, what ever will I do...
So I still owe him $50 which he'll get and then he can use that to buy a one way ticket to get the hell outta my face.
Can you do me a favor? Come over here and get me off of Youtube. I can't stop watching the Bad Romance video.
Like I said, I need an asian LEO!!! Yes Lawd...

InsatiableCream said:

I had one of those when I was in art school. Twas a piece of shit. I want to go to fashion school SO BAD!!! I'm going to FIDM after I start working. I can be in and out with a degree in 9 months. I really only want to go so I can make my own clothes...

ScarletScandal said:

Bold section: Not a good thing. If a man is to judge you for what you do instead of who you are then it will always end in tears.

I hope you find someone better.

Oh, and get off youtube!

Seeing as though you're into astrology, how is this combo supposed to go:

Taurus (may 7th / Dragon (fire) with Virgo (sep 26th) / Rat (wood)

connorhawke said:

How the fuck should I know? I just know I'm compatible with Leos and Saggitariuses. I think that also he's kinda pissed that I'm SUPER talented and not doing anything with it at the moment. He sees potential in me and I was greatful and can understand that, but he had it in his head that I'm not doing anything because I'm lazy. I don't reveal all my plans to people. That's how I operate.
I can NOT stop listening to this song! I want to runway walk to it. I already know all the choreography

ScarletScandal said:

*flicks hand to the back* Soler dance-off!!!!

Are you looking forward to bring back on the market then?

connorhawke said:

OH HELL YES!!! I can't WAIT to start fashion school! I'll be swimming in mens!

ScarletScandal said:

i love them