probably our worst 2 were the turtles I begged my wife for a few Christmases ago - it was so cool that she got them for me! Always wanted turtles. But soon we realized what a pain in the ass they were - they smelled terrible, and their tank had to be cleaned every other day or the stench was unbearable. I eventually just took them back to the pet store - "it's not working out, sorry"

I had a big ass beautiful cat that would jump out from behind furniture, doors walls and attach itself to your leg with its claws.
It was a bad MFKR.
It would pounce on the end of the bed in the middle of the night when it wanted out. It would tear out the door and run up straight up and straight down a tree and run straight up and down another tree. It would do this 6 to eight times.
It was a mad wicked big ass cat. It could kill anything it was after. Nothing stood a chance against it. Maybe he wasn't the worst, but he was the most wicked pet i ever owned.

Cuddles said:

I actually love hearing about pets like that

Overall ~ Cats have been the nasty-est pet expeience

Not technically mine, but my ex in the USA. He had a python, ferret, sulcata tortoise and a cat from the depths of hell. 3 months into living with him he got rid of them all apart from the sulcata tortoise, which took a piss all over my designer shoes so the bitch was moved into the yard.

I used to have some frogs. It didn't end well. For the frogs, that is.

RodeoSchro said:

Poor bastards...

I don't think I have ever had a bad pet...

I had a seagull.... yes, a damn seagull. Uglier and dirtier than a pigeon.
We were kids and animal lovers, so we took the bitch in because the dirty birdie had a broken wing. BIRD.SHIT.EVERYWHERE.

So we trained it to stay in the bathtub until it healed. The damn thing healed and we set it free... it came back. Over and over again. we couldn't get rid of it... until, we moved away.

i had a parrot.it was kinda cool, it would turn it's head and repeat what u said when u put batteries in it

In a fit of compassion, and because she had to know I was a sucker, I adopted a cat that was going to be killed if he wasn't adopted in a couple days. He was grown, old and needed a home. He was orange, which is my favorite kind of cat! I named him Krittients.

I could not train that cat to the litter to save my life. He turned my entire apartment into a toilet Of course, being the compassionate person I am, I suffered for 2 years until someone's mom took his stupid ass off my hands That cat drove me to the edge with that crap though. I sometimes was not very nice to him and I hate that I had to go there with that damn cat but he taught me a good lesson. Punch the next person who uses that "cat will die" line on me

Ah! now I remember,I had a cat when I was in junior high,and I guess the cat had the runs,and I realized this when I got to be the lucky one that rolled over in it. The little fucker decided to shit in my bed!

EmeraldSkies said:

I think you just learned the lesson of never say never

mimi07 said:

RodeoSchro said:

Now you can appreciate why Puerto Ricans love to play their music loud.

paintedlady said:

abigail05 said:

and they sigh when they hump your shoes

when I was little my family had a psychotic cat called Leo that my 2 year old self carried around like a sack of potatoes.

He slept in the front loader. Once my mum turned the machine on with him still inside.

That night he came into my parents bedroom and scratched my dad's face, came into my room and scratched up my face, then ran away never to be seen again.

He was probably a normal cat before we bought him.

abigail05 said:

We kept it for almost a year... but everyday after we released it, it would fly to our kitchen window and bang on the glass until we opened it and we fed that damn thing. Seagulls are bullies.
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ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

she turned if off immediately, but the psychological damage was already done

ZombieKitten said:

I am a sicko because I am LMAO at that.

grammar edit...duh
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paintedlady said:

you know I met my husband because of that cat.
He said "Hi, I'm Leo"
and I said "OMG LIKE MY MENTAL CAT!!!!!"
or something drunkenly embarassing like that

ZombieKitten said:

Is that where you got ZombieKitten?!!???!

paintedlady said:

aw dayum....it loved you and you left it? you know that poor bird would never look at a tub the same way again.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

DesireeNevermind said:

That bird was a menace! Ever see seagull poop?

paintedlady said:

Someone threw a rock at my head the other day. When I felt my head for a lump, my hand came away wet with Seagull crap! Wonder what the hell he was eating cuz that felt like a damn rock

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

OMG Ewwwww!!!!


dont they just eat fish?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

could be why this name resonated with me so much first time I heard it!
it MUST be!