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A Couple Had Two Little Boys Ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it.!" ![]() | |
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now that's some bad ass young'uns... | |
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funkpill said: Ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it.!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() [Edited 9/25/09 13:26pm] I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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funny when boys sweat for being bad... ![]() THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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myfavorite said: funny when boys sweat for being bad...
![]() right? ![]() little girls would have come up with a cleve lie...maybe | |
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![]() Happy Friday Funkhoney!!! ![]() ![]() I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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brilliant!! and i had to read to the end to get the punchline ![]() ![]() happy friday funkie ![]() seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before ![]() ![]() | |
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DesireeNevermind said: myfavorite said: funny when boys sweat for being bad...
![]() right? ![]() little girls would have come up with a cleve lie...maybe ...just as well i guess. ![]() THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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LmBo! now they are both traumatizzzzzed for the rest of their lifes. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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